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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #31
    Re: Greetings.

    Originally posted by timaeusTestified View Post
    My name is Thomas, I am 20 and male. I have only went to church when I was about 4 so I do not remember many of it. I do not hate Jesus. And I don't even understand how you came up with the last two questions.
    Any more chink cartoons posted and you will be escorted out.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • timmy hensley
      Unsaved trash, pathetic jap wannabe
      • Jul 2013
      • 27

      #32
      Re: Greetings.

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Any more chink cartoons posted and you will be escorted out.
      That is very racist. Can't you just say anime? I assume you were talking about my avatar.
      A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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      • MitzaLizalor
        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2010
        • 14623

        #33
        Re: Greetings.

        Originally posted by timaeusTestified View Post
        That is very racist. Can't you just say anime? I assume you were talking about my avatar.
        I have avatars turned off. Just as well, by the sound of it. The reason for our curiosity regarding your activities, such as whether you incinerate orphanages, is because as a Jesus hater you have no moral compass. Why do you hate Jesus? Because you disregard His Commandments. Saying o yeah i went church when 4 or i think i was i mighta been 3 is to say that when Jesus mentioned:
        HEBREWS 10
        25
        Not forsaking the assembling of ourselves together, as the manner of some is; but exhorting one another: and so much the more, as ye see the day approaching.
        26 For if we sin wilfully after that we have received the knowledge of the truth, there remaineth no more sacrifice for sins,
        27 But a certain fearful looking for of judgment and fiery indignation, which shall devour the adversaries.
        KJV

        ..He didn't know what He was talking about. People who spout off not knowing their subject matter are idiots. Idiots do not create universes. And yet there it is. Check out verse 27 (I've put it in red) where your destiny is outlined, fiery indignation, fearful looking for of judgment; I don't know why anyone would choose that, but calling Jesus an idiot certainly qualifies you for that outcome.

        Very few races are eligible for Salvation. Orientals are not included. Why not? Because they deny deity altogether and worship idols (and prevaticate when pressed, declaring that buddha is not a "god" and that Siddhartha was "just a man" and yet there they all are on the floor squirming before it like Kylie Minogue on acid or her sister I am starting to feel sick just thinking about it and they burn incense and everything and have monks) yes, denial of The Holy Ghost is an intergenerational blasphemy and Jesus knew all about this which is why He instructed:
        MARK 3
        27
        No man can enter into a strong man's house, and spoil his goods, except he will first bind the strong man; and then he will spoil his house.
        28 Verily I say unto you, All sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of men, and blasphemies wherewith soever they shall blaspheme:
        29 But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation:
        KJV

        The Japanese artwork we get blitzed with sprouts from reiteration of this blasphemy. Having heard The Good News they continue with the Zen and the Confucius and the Mahayana and it's quite a long list so I won't articulate every denomination it all adds up to the same thing.
        Adoration of SATAN and the certainty of HELL FOREVER.





        Christians always choose Christ. Hallelujah!

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        • timmy hensley
          Unsaved trash, pathetic jap wannabe
          • Jul 2013
          • 27

          #34
          Re: Greetings.

          Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
          I have avatars turned off. Just as well, by the sound of it. The reason for our curiosity regarding your activities, such as whether you incinerate orphanages, is because as a Jesus hater you have no moral compass. Why do you hate Jesus? Because you disregard His Commandments. Saying o yeah i went church when 4 or i think i was i mighta been 3 is to say that when Jesus mentioned:
          HEBREWS 10
          25
          Not forsaking the assembling of ourselves together, as the manner of some is; but exhorting one another: and so much the more, as ye see the day approaching.
          26 For if we sin wilfully after that we have received the knowledge of the truth, there remaineth no more sacrifice for sins,
          27 But a certain fearful looking for of judgment and fiery indignation, which shall devour the adversaries.
          KJV
          ..He didn't know what He was talking about. People who spout off not knowing their subject matter are idiots. Idiots do not create universes. And yet there it is. Check out verse 27 (I've put it in red) where your destiny is outlined, fiery indignation, fearful looking for of judgment; I don't know why anyone would choose that, but calling Jesus an idiot certainly qualifies you for that outcome.

          Very few races are eligible for Salvation. Orientals are not included. Why not? Because they deny deity altogether and worship idols (and prevaticate when pressed, declaring that buddha is not a "god" and that Siddhartha was "just a man" and yet there they all are on the floor squirming before it like Kylie Minogue on acid or her sister I am starting to feel sick just thinking about it and they burn incense and everything and have monks) yes, denial of The Holy Ghost is an intergenerational blasphemy and Jesus knew all about this which is why He instructed:
          MARK 3
          27
          No man can enter into a strong man's house, and spoil his goods, except he will first bind the strong man; and then he will spoil his house.
          28 Verily I say unto you, All sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of men, and blasphemies wherewith soever they shall blaspheme:
          29 But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation:
          KJV
          The Japanese artwork we get blitzed with sprouts from reiteration of this blasphemy. Having heard The Good News they continue with the Zen and the Confucius and the Mahayana and it's quite a long list so I won't articulate every denomination it all adds up to the same thing.
          Adoration of SATAN and the certainty of HELL FOREVER.





          Christians always choose Christ. Hallelujah!
          You don't need to be religious to have a moral compass. If someone, a Buddhist for example was saving you from a burning building, would you say that he has no morals, or is a sinner? As for the rest, tl;dr.
          A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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          • Zechariah Smyth
            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 15251

            #35
            Re: Greetings.

            Originally posted by timaeusTestified View Post
            You don't need to be religious to have a moral compass. If someone, a Buddhist for example was saving you from a burning building, would you say that he has no morals, or is a sinner?
            I think chinamen are more famous for STARTING fires. Do a google search on "buddhist self-immolation" if you don't believe me.



            Originally posted by timaeusTestified View Post
            As for the rest, tl;dr.


            If a True Christian(tm) takes the time to try and save your pathetic soul, the least you could do is read it.

            YiC,

            Zech
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            • MitzaLizalor
              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2010
              • 14623

              #36
              Re: Greetings.

              I am a Christian. My building would never burn.

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              • timmy hensley
                Unsaved trash, pathetic jap wannabe
                • Jul 2013
                • 27

                #37
                Re: Greetings.

                Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                I am a Christian. My building would never burn.
                So if you accidentally knock over a candle or light a match around some motor oil your house would not burn?
                A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                • MitzaLizalor
                  Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 14623

                  #38
                  Re: Greetings.

                  Originally posted by timaeusTestified View Post
                  So if you accidentally knock over a candle or light a match around some motor oil your house would not burn?
                  Why would I have motor oil in my house?

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                  • timmy hensley
                    Unsaved trash, pathetic jap wannabe
                    • Jul 2013
                    • 27

                    #39
                    Re: Greetings.

                    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                    Why would I have motor oil in my house?
                    Scratch that. Anything flammable.



                    You people take things way too literally.
                    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                    • MitzaLizalor
                      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 14623

                      #40
                      Re: Greetings.

                      Originally posted by timaeusTestified View Post
                      Scratch that. Anything flammable. ..people take things way too literally.
                      I can't see how lighting matches (or lamps or tinder boxes) around fuel (kerosene, paraffin, petrol, oil, gelignite) would have some sort of metaphorical significance. Only an utter moron would keep this stuff in the home let alone start fires nearby: dumbo of the atheist laid bare.

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                      • timmy hensley
                        Unsaved trash, pathetic jap wannabe
                        • Jul 2013
                        • 27

                        #41
                        Re: Greetings.

                        Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                        I can't see how lighting matches (or lamps or tinder boxes) around fuel (kerosene, paraffin, petrol, oil, gelignite) would have some sort of metaphorical significance. Only an utter moron would keep this stuff in the home let alone start fires nearby: dumbo of the atheist laid bare.

                        *** potty language removed ***
                        it I give up.
                        Last edited by Zechariah Smyth; 07-25-2013, 10:41 AM. Reason: Potty mouth.
                        A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                        • Zechariah Smyth
                          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                          True Christian™
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 15251

                          #42
                          Re: Greetings.

                          Originally posted by timaeusTestified View Post

                          *** potty language removed ***
                          it I give up.
                          Watch the language, please.

                          (Ephesians 4:29) "Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers."

                          Yours in Christ,

                          Z. Smyth
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                          • MitzaLizalor
                            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 14623

                            #43
                            Re: Greetings.

                            Originally posted by timaeusTestified View Post
                            I give up.
                            Jesus stood His ground. He got the full chop, and you wus out? What sort of eternity have you in mind? Scorpion b-b-q? Steamed frog?

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                            • Dr Laurence Niles
                              Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                               
                              • Jan 2012
                              • 9063

                              #44
                              Re: Greetings.

                              Originally posted by timaeusTestified View Post
                              Scratch that. Anything flammable.



                              You people take things way too literally.
                              Why are you so obsessed with burning things down? Believe me, the only fires anybody needs to be worried about are the fires of Hell; where only eternal torment and agony await for almost all men.

                              But here is the good news. Merciful God sent His own son to die (temporarily) in agony so that we (people who accept Him as our Saviour®) can be spared God's righteous justice.

                              All you need to do is accept Him into you, let Him come inside you to be washed clean in His blood.

                              I pray you make the right choice.

                              God bless.
                              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                              • timmy hensley
                                Unsaved trash, pathetic jap wannabe
                                • Jul 2013
                                • 27

                                #45
                                Re: Greetings.

                                Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                                Jesus stood His ground. He got the full chop, and you wus out? What sort of eternity have you in mind? Scorpion b-b-q? Steamed frog?
                                You were dodging my question repeatedly, so I saw no point.
                                A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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