[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Glory be, I am Abdeil

Scripture?

Genesis 1:1 "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth."

Read the Bible, son.

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

Re: Glory be, I am Abdeil

So what way do you like to be propositioned? Zeke can arrange it, no problem.

Oh, and a man of God capitalizes any reference to his deity, so, yeah.

Scripture?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Glory be, I am Abdeil

...A man of god should not be propositioned in that way...

So what way do you like to be propositioned? Zeke can arrange it, no problem.

Oh, and a man of God capitalizes any reference to his deity, so, yeah.

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

Re: Glory be, I am Abdeil

Oh really? I'm sure you have some Scripture to bolster that crazy-ass assertion.

Luke 13:29-30 People will come from east and west and north and south, and will take their places at the feast in the kingdom of God. Indeed there are those who are last who will be first, and first who will be last

Are you a fag?

A man of god should not be propositioned in that way. There are many other sites where you can frolic with other men in iniquity, I suggest you find one of them

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Glory be, I am Abdeil

The content of ones soul vastly outweighs the value of any earthly victory.

Oh really? I'm sure you have some Scripture to bolster that crazy-ass assertion.

One so eager to aid a woman is probably fornicating with her ergo your argument lacks merit

Are you a fag?



(Leviticus 20:13) "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

YiC,

Zech

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

Re: Glory be, I am Abdeil

If your grammar would've been error-free, your argument would have merit.

As it stands, you seem like a whiny cuckold who presses his advantage in any way he can, to the point that the minor faults of others become valueless victories that you crow about like a hen-pecked rooster.

YiC,

Zech

The content of ones soul vastly outweighs the value of any earthly victory.

One so eager to aid a woman is probably fornicating with her ergo your argument lacks merit

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

Re: Glory be, I am Abdeil

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A cautious welcome to the Landover Baptist forums Abdiel Mordecai.

I'm wondering if that's your original name or did you change it from something like Mohammed Abu Ghraib? Have you checked your old mosque lately - they may have issued a fatwa for your beheading, we know how the mooselimbs like to kill anyone that changes their religion. The NSA may be tracking you down and Obama may have given your name to the mooselimb brotherhood as well.

I would defiantly shave off that beard for your own protection.

Sweet Jesus knows my true name, and no earthly one is my "original"

I know that the heathens in my old mosque are going to burn in hell, God willing shortly after they burn on earth after we get a true president to turn the non believers into a sheet of glass

We are all faced with Judas in one way or another, I can only hope that our Muslim president will eventually see the error of his ways and resign so that he may see the eternal torture he so richly deserves.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Glory be, I am Abdeil

God owns all nouns, verbs, alliteration, homonyms, syllogism and everything in between. A Godly woman who was more concerned with raising her children to love Jesus than the grammatical "errors" of a man would know that.

"Let the women learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression." (I Timothy 2:11-14)

If your grammar would've been error-free, your argument would have merit.

As it stands, you seem like a whiny cuckold who presses his advantage in any way he can, to the point that the minor faults of others become valueless victories that you crow about like a hen-pecked rooster.

YiC,

Zech

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

Re: Glory be, I am Abdeil

I notice from your profile that you've "just got back from the rapture"



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What do you think "the rapture" is and how come you get a proper noun but "god" doesn't?

The rapture is when God summons his faithful to him and leaves the sinners here on earth to contend with Armageddon. The rapture occurred, some are just suprised by their absence from it. It is not to late to accept Jesus into your heart so that you might know his love.

God owns all nouns, verbs, alliteration, homonyms, syllogism and everything in between. A Godly woman who was more concerned with raising her children to love Jesus than the grammatical "errors" of a man would know that.

"Let the women learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression." (I Timothy 2:11-14)

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Glory be, I am Abdeil

I notice from your profile that you've "just got back from the rapture"







What do you think "the rapture" is and how come you get a proper noun but "god" doesn't?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Glory be, I am Abdeil

A cautious welcome to the Landover Baptist forums Abdiel Mordecai.

I'm wondering if that's your original name or did you change it from something like Mohammed Abu Ghraib? Have you checked your old mosque lately - they may have issued a fatwa for your beheading, we know how the mooselimbs like to kill anyone that changes their religion. The NSA may be tracking you down and Obama may have given your name to the mooselimb brotherhood as well.

I would defiantly shave off that beard for your own protection.

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

Re: Glory be, I am Abdeil

Notice he still hasn't answered my question about his camel wives.

Let me get this straight...

D-E-C is short for D-E-A-C-o-n.

You were bottle fed, weren't you, dear.

Jesus can forgive a spelling error

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Glory be, I am Abdeil

it's short for Deacon

Deacon is often abbreviated Dcn. or Dn. (though the second is used as an abbreviation for dean).
Dec is half of the British Duo Ant & Dec

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

Re: Glory be, I am Abdeil

Notice he still hasn't answered my question about his camel wives.

The very idea that a godly man would take a beast of burden as a wife is blasphemous. I have to wonder about the spiritual fortitude of someone making such an assertion I shall not be part someones depraved sexual fantasies

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Glory be, I am Abdeil

Let me get this straight...

D-E-C is short for D-E-A-C-o-n.

You were bottle fed, weren't you, dear.

Notice he still hasn't answered my question about his camel wives.