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  • the unknown prophet
    Unsaved trash, False Prophet
    Forum Member
    • Jul 2013
    • 97
    #1

    I beg for your forgiveness.

    Oh my dearest brethren, I know that Chauncy might've screwed things up, but has he ruined my chances of being able to connect with the members of this forum as a True Christian? I so desperately want to be able to give reputation to all my fine brothers and sisters. I pray that you would consider these requests in meekness and longsuffering. I also made sure that Chauncy is to get his own laptop before he goes off to play pro basketball. I PROMISE that he will not bother the good folks of Landover Baptist ever again on this forum!

    I will give as much rep as possible to whoever answers my prayer, if that will help.
    1 John 4:1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.

    The forces of evil in this world are listed here, post #9.
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    • FrencHope
      Unsaved trash, cannuckistani demon
      Under Investigation
      • Jul 2013
      • 13
      #2
      Re: I beg for your forgiveness.

      I'm sorry, but Proverbs 11:29 is quite clear about that:
      He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind: and the fool shall be servant to the wise of heart.

      Chauncy has ruined your family's reputation. As a man, it is your responsability to bring order to your house, by hook or by crook.

      I will still pray for you and your soul. God bless!

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        • Brother Harold Porter
          Landover Senior Outreach
          Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 8236
          #3
          Re: I beg for your forgiveness.

          Friend, one of the things we hate most at Landover Baptist Church is people pretending to be something they are not. Enough with the foolish and imbecilic roleplay with imaginary characters.

          We are dealing with you and your Salvation. I find no quotes of God's precious Word in your posts, son; only prattle and gibberish of the unsaved scum that hate God in their hearts.

          Why are you here?

          In Christ
          Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453
              #4
              Re: I beg for your forgiveness.

              Nothing worse than a beggar. Every time I see one, phlegm builds up in my throat and I am compelled to spit.

              Acts 1:18
              Now this man purchased a field with the reward of iniquity; and falling headlong, he burst asunder in the midst, and all his bowels gushed out

              Zechariah 11:17
              Woe to the idol shepherd that leaveth the flock! the sword shall be upon his arm, and upon his right eye: his arm shall be clean dried up, and his right eye shall be utterly darkened.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556
                  #5
                  Re: I beg for your forgiveness.

                  What's a "chauncy?"

                  What kind of an introduction is this?






                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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