Hi I just found the forum

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pretty cool

[Deaner]

Re: Hi I just found the forum

pretty cool

What kind of introduction is that to your Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ of America?

What Church do you go to? What's your favourite Bible verse? Are you male or female? If you are a female how many children do you have, what is your age and did your husband give you permission to be on this site on your own without supervision?

If you are a female can you cook pies and wash clothes? Do you rub you husband's feet after he comes in from work? Are the children all scrubbed and clean for when your husband comes home and they greet him with a kindly "Welcome home sir." (All in unison of course with their hair properly combed).

I am not very impressed by your introduction.

However, if you are a male there are certain privileges allotted to you. Have you smacked your wife today for a cold meal perhaps?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hi I just found the forum

pretty cool

And Jesus (who's been NOT dead for nearly 2000 years) thinks the same of you. As a matter of fact, He's doing handsprings over in the corner knowing that His favourite forum meets with your approval.

No, not really.

Can someone please tell me what is so bleeping difficult about "Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus."? Do the admins have to put it in big font, flashing lights, "Congratulations, you're the 100,000th Godless heathen to darken our doorstep, click here to claim your prize" kind of stuff?

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Hi I just found the forum

pretty cool

If we wanted you to make an introductory post with the LEAST amount of information possible, you would be the undisputed world champion.

But we'd like a little more than that. Please tell us about yourself, your walk with Jesus, what church you attend, and how many little men and women of God your wife has given birth to.

Regards,

Pastor Ed