[Alvin Moss]

Re: Pastor Bob is Risen

Frankly Sister, I'd like to see one of my old sermons again myself.

My practice in any sermon is to mark appropriate passages in my Bible, in case I need them and then launch into my subject. I don't use notes or a teleprompter. I am simply doing God's work and He guides my words. Most of my sermons are actually in response to some perversion or sinful event, such as drinking in bar rooms, staying out late, promiscuous behavior, attrocities committed by liberals and homosexuals, lack of Jesus in schools and other events that vex us in our daily lives. My goal is to show people the error of their unsaved ways and try to lead them to Jesus. It is difficult and thankless work and I am often reviled, rebuked and occasionally beaten.

I must admit that I feel somewhat uneasy about addressing a woman directly and not in the presence of her husband. I don't want to cause some kind of scandal.

I am certain that I will shortly find some subject on this site that calls for a sermon. I hope I am able to provide new insight in your walk with our Lord. God Bless.

PS- We don't have Long Horn cattle roaming the streets anymore. They were all scared off by the Mexicans. Now we have Mexicans roaming the streets and they stampede sometimes, but you just lock the doors and try not to drive over any of them.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Pastor Bob is Risen

I suppose that I am mostly unknown in Iowa, except for the probability that there would be Christian scholars there who have studied my sermons.

From where would anyone have studied them? I'd be ever so interested in reading one. I understand they were all lost in a fire, or tornado, or long-horn stampede or something, but surely you kept your notes. Why don't you share them?

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Pastor Bob is Risen

During the investigation period various matters would be questioned of course, but asking whether you might be economical with the truth and claiming that you actually are are two different things.

Yes, Sister, you are correct and I am properly chastened and humbled. Even though I am a well known person in San Antonio, Texas, I suppose that I am mostly unknown in Iowa, except for the probability that there would be Christian scholars there who have studied my sermons. The focus of my ministry has always been opposition to sin and I am certain that many Christians around the world have become aware of my sermons. I have been hoping that some person, in Iowa or elsewhere, who has studied my sermons and filed them away for reference,would post one or more of them on this site. If I understood the working of these infernal computers better, I would have saved them myself. Sadly, the complete library of my recent sermons was destroyed, either at the time that liberal Devil worshippers banned me completely from their poxed site for bringing the Word, or immediately thereafter when the site in question was utterly destroyed by the Hand of God for their affronts, which were many.

I am not one for this emailing craze (I still use a telephone or the mails), but if the security screening department at the Landover Baptist Church was to contact the Reverend John Haggee at the Cornerstone Church in San Antonio, his son, Pastor Matthew Haggee, or Brother Benny Hinn, where ever he may be, I am certain that all would vouch for my wholehearted Salvation. Praise God! That, however begs the question of what if I am not really me? I could easily be someone else claiming to be me. I don't know how that question could be satisfactorily answered, but I am, in fact, myself. Of that one point I am certain.

Praise God from whom all blessings flow!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Pastor Bob is Risen

Currently, my feelings are hurt

Oh great, another sissy. Sounds like you need a session with our friend Deaner. He'll make a man out of you.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Pastor Bob is Risen

During the investigation period various matters would be questioned of course, but asking whether you might be economical with the truth and claiming that you actually are are two different things.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Pastor Bob is Risen

I am mortified that I have failed to understand the working of this machine. Naturally, as a Christian, born again and washed in the blood, I have perefect punctuation skills and believe me, I do know a paragraph when I see one. I fear my spelling is subpar, but true perfection is only found in the divine.

Currently, my feelings are hurt, as I have been called a liar and violator of God's laws above. That is a blasphemous lie. It is a sin punishable by eternity in the Lake of Fire to bear false witness against thy neighbor and I feel there should be some kind of investigation. Investigation or no, the Lord God knows the truth and it cannot be hid from Him.

I am used to attacks from heathens, the Devil's people, Catholics, Jews, Mormans and of course, Democrats, but I must say I am surprised to find agressive hostility toward a Minister of God's word here on this site. I hope you will look into your heart and see that you have made a terrible mistake. You should seek redemption with true repentance in your heart. Only in this manner may you avoid the searing fires of Hell. Don't go there; it's too hot.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pastor Bob is Risen

"I'm a renegade preacher who has made so many enemies Kim Jong Il sits on my lap and takes notes"

Renegade Preacher, eh? I like the sound of that.

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

Re: Pastor Bob is Risen

Ask him if he's ever heard of "truth telling."

That's the real problem with the interweb, get online where no one can see your tell and suddenly everyone is a con man. Problem is they always pick a lie that will spiral out of control

Like

"I'm a renegade preacher who has made so many enemies Kim Jong Il sits on my lap and takes notes"

or

"I'm The Messiah, and the internet is obviously the best place for me to dazzle you with my miracles"

Or

"I go on lots of dates, women/men all around, I'm just here for the witty repartee"

Why would someone come on an Honest True Christian Forum with a mind to deceive? Satan has got his finger in them. They should know that God will reveal their charade.



Proverbs 14:5-8
5 A faithful witness will not lie: but a false witness will utter lies.
6 A scorner seeketh wisdom, and findeth it not: but knowledge is easy unto him that understandeth.
7 Go from the presence of a foolish man, when thou perceivest not in him the lips of knowledge.
8 The wisdom of the prudent is to understand his way: but the folly of fools is deceit.


Yours in Him
DAM

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pastor Bob is Risen

Howdy, Alvin!

You ever heard of paragraph breaks? I use 'em all the time!

Ask him if he's ever heard of "truth telling."

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Pastor Bob is Risen

Howdy, Alvin!

You ever heard of paragraph breaks? I use 'em all the time!

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Pastor Bob is Risen

Brother, I wish I could comply with your request for my sermons, but they were all destroyed when the Lord smote the website of WOAI. There was a lengthy record there. It may be possible that someone on this site may have saved a sermon for later study and they may well bring it forth. Possibly someone who understands the electric internet could resurect my sermons, as Lazarus was resurected. Our Church has no web site and, further, I feel it is best to continue to keep the identity of our church a secret from agents of the Devil who may have access to the internet, even to this site.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Pastor Bob is Risen

Post a link to your Church and your Sermons here, and I will expedite the process for you. We have a dozen demons a day coming through here claiming to be a Pastor.

My Church bio can be viewed HERE.

Well, it does look like WOAI-TV in San Antonio has undergone some changes recently, including being bought out by the Sinclair Broadcasting Group - allegedly a "conservative" company if the Daily Kos is to be believed. I have my doubts as WOAI-TV is an NBC affiliate. In San Antonio, Sinclair also owns KABB, the local Fox station - which leads me to suspect something sinister is going on.

Jesus was recently upset as He sent a fire to the studios of WOAI-TV. Here is the on-air footage - with a couple of women anchors that can't seem to stop talking. When the studios were off air during the fire they put up pictures of the Vatican.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pastor Bob is Risen

Also, I would like to note and in the most friendly way possible that while I understand the need to investigate those unknown to us who claim to be saved Christians, including myself, I am uneasy with the designation that I am likely unsaved trash. I am a Minister of the Word of Almighty God and a Pastor in His service. I am washed in the blood and glory bound. I am certainly not unsaved trash.

Post a link to your Church and your Sermons here, and I will expedite the process for you. We have a dozen demons a day coming through here claiming to be a Pastor.

My Church bio can be viewed HERE.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Pastor Bob is Risen

If we take your word for it, we have to take everyone's word for it. Do you know how many creepy Mormons come here claiming the same thing?

<shudder>

I am not surprised to hear of depredations by Mormans, Sister. By coincidence, I have had considerable experience in dealing with the unsaved wretches. My mission to Pocatello sent me among them, not with arms to do physical battle, but with God's Word to do spiritual battle for their souls. Unfortunately, they were girded for battle of a different sort. They are a band of ruffians. One has but to mention the True Word of Almighty God, as given to Christians in The King James Bible, and a physical altercation is assured. They are violent and, as I mentioned previously, much given to throwing fruit. Evidently, pullet's eggs are scarce in those parts, while fruit is plentiful. In my year of sacrifice for Jesus in Idaho, I was never able to lead a single one of the cultists to Him. They cling to their harems and engage in God only knows what kind of pornographic rituals. They really think they are Christians, just some other kind of Christian. They know not the Word of God, favoring instead the Book of Morman. They all think they are going to be some kind of God when they die and they think that the Almighty was once a man. I don't know what kind of lunatic it takes to believe all that hogwash, but they have a lot of them in Idaho. Here in San Antonio, we have few problems with Mormans, though they recently built one of their mosques or whatever they call them in a Christian area. They have more money than even the Jews, so they had no problem with the high cost of the real estate. They were so bold even as to build the thing right down the street from the Cornerstone Church, the congregation of which is led by no other than the Reverend Brother John Haggee. Still, they are but few here. Our primary problems come from unsaved papists. They are many in these parts and they favor all types of perversions. There are catholic churches all over the city, each with it's own priests and all filled with idols in direct violation of God's laws. It's getting so a Christian can hardly drive safely down the street.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Pastor Bob is Risen

Also, I would like to note and in the most friendly way possible that while I understand the need to investigate those unknown to us who claim to be saved Christians, including myself, I am uneasy with the designation that I am likely unsaved trash. I am a Minister of the Word of Almighty God and a Pastor in His service. I am washed in the blood and glory bound. I am certainly not unsaved trash.

If we take your word for it, we have to take everyone's word for it. Do you know how many creepy Mormons come here claiming the same thing?

<shudder>