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  • BurnieBurns
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Aug 2013
    • 9

    #1

    My Introduction

    I am a man named Burnie who lives in Austin Texas, I am a conservative Republican, and I found Jesus through my church, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints and I am posting this as I promised I would to Pastor Ezekiel
  • Donovan A. Mordecai
    True Christian™, Ex-Sand Nigra
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2013
    • 763

    #2
    Re: My Introduction

    Originally posted by BurnieBurns View Post
    I am a man named Burnie who lives in Austin Texas, I am a conservative Republican, and I found Jesus through my church, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints and I am posting this as I promised I would to Pastor Ezekiel

    Welcome!
    What's your favorite Bible Verse? How can you have found Jesus in a cult? How do you remain pure in the Sodom and Gomorrah of TX?
    Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
    Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #3
      Re: My Introduction

      Originally posted by Dec Abdiel Mordecai View Post
      Welcome!
      What's your favorite Bible Verse? How can you have found Jesus in a cult? How do you remain pure in the Sodom and Gomorrah of TX?
      There is no purity in the deception that is Joseph Smith's delusion. There is only loneliness and emptiness.

      Mr. Burns, why don't you turn your heart over to Jesus? The REAL Jesus?

      We can help.

      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • BurnieBurns
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Aug 2013
        • 9

        #4
        Re: My Introduction

        My favorite bible verse is Moroni 10:4"ye may know the truth of all things." And I remain pure in Texas by going to church on Sunday

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: My Introduction

          Excuse me, but this is a Christian forum. Mormons are not Christians by any stretch of the imagination. Read THIS and repent.

          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Donovan A. Mordecai
            True Christian™, Ex-Sand Nigra
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2013
            • 763

            #6
            Re: My Introduction

            How many children has your spouse(s) provided you with?


            There is no purity in the deception that is Joseph Smith's delusion. There is only loneliness and emptiness.
            I whole heartedly agree Sister Mary, it was just a lark to see if he had some kind of good answer

            My favorite bible verse is mormoni 10:4"ye may know the truth of all things." And I remain pure in Texas by going to church on Sunday

            He did not

            Glory Be
            DAM
            Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
            Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


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            • Irinka the repentant jewess
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Oct 2012
              • 359

              #7
              Re: My Introduction

              Originally posted by BurnieBurns View Post
              My favorite bible verse is Moroni 10:4"ye may know the truth of all things." And I remain pure in Texas by going to church on Sunday
              You seem confused. The book of Mormon is not in the Bible. Why don't you get on your knees and pray that God might forgive you and reveal Himself to you? Find a good Bible-based church and turn your life over to Jesus. John 14:6, Ephesians 1:13-14.
              Joshua 1:6: "Bee strong, and of a good courage: for vnto this people shalt thou diuide for an inheritance the land which I sware vnto their fathers to giue them".

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              • Avery Johnson
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Oct 2014
                • 45

                #8
                Re: My Introduction

                Okay, I'm sure this introduction is fairly old, but I just happened to notice something...

                Burnie Burns, man living in Austin Texas.....

                Is this THE Burnie Burns? (As in the person a few people know from here as the person who voices Church in RvB?)

                Or am I just crazy?

                (P.S. I know that Burnie was banned.)

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                • Didymus Much
                  Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 14079

                  #9
                  Re: My Introduction

                  Originally posted by Avery Johnson View Post
                  ...Is this THE Burnie Burns?...
                  ...Or am I just crazy?...
                  Why are those possibilities mutually exclusive?

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