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Help me. I am stuck in godless Utah, surrounded by Mormons. My family tried to corrupt me and raise me in the LDS faith. More like LSD faith, am i right guys?
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Welcome!Originally posted by Godcameuponme View Post
What's your favorite Bible verse? Where do you go to church? How many wives do you have?
Were you sent here by your cult to corrupt us?
Yours in Him
DAMPsalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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For the most part, Utah is a morally desolate place to live, and the fact that the Mormons download more gay porn than any other group in history bears that out. Nevertheless, the Holy Spirit works on the hearts of those who are open to His conditional love. Welcome to our friendly forums, dear!
Out of curiosity, where do they get those funny underwear they call "magic"? Are they just a pair of Hanes? Fruit of the Loom? Underoos? Is there a special secret section at Walmart for the Joseph Smith cultists?Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Welcome Brother.
I would like to undertake to answer your comment about being stuck in Utah. We here know of the horrors of Mormanism and we are well aware of the plight of many who would want to escape from their guarded compounds, but cannot.
Be patient: God knows of your imprisonment and He will help you. Continue to pray to Him. Jesus died to save you and then He went on up to Heaven. He did not go off to some other planet to be a God. That is absurd and and abomination.
At your first opportunity, you must flee for the sake of your immortal soul. Beware the natives. Once you are outside Salt Lake and maybe Moab, every living soul you see is a Morman and Hell bound. They will try to catch you and force you back. You will be forced to have too many wives to count and they will want you to spend all your time engaged in sexual relations in order to make more Mormans. My advice is to get a bicycle, a short sleaved white shirt and a tie. In this fashion, you will seem to be a missionary and you will not be bothered. Just ride that bicycle to Arizona and go south to Christian territory.
You should turn yourself over to the first Baptist Pastor you see and confess your Mormanism and your desire to know Jesus. He will help you and God will reach down His hand to save you.
Praise God!
I would also like to know where that magic underwear is obtained. That Marriot man said his underwear kept him from being burned up in a boating accident where he was thrown into the water by an explosion. I always have suspected it was the water that kept him from being burned up, but I may be mistaken. What is your favorite Bible verse and how does that underwear work?God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11Comment
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Hi, Godcame, and welcome!Originally posted by Godcameuponme View Post
Not many people come in here and post about Mormons, but I'm glad that you have. I hope you find this video helpful in dealing with those people:
Another good resource is the Skeptic's Annotated Book of Mormon.The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!Comment
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Several years ago, the Mormans sent a major wave of colonists to Texas, in an attempt to corrupt us and seize our country. They offered a fine price for a ranch over near San Angelo and were able to purchase a stronghold they named the Yearning for Zion Ranch. They built a great temple for worshipping their false gods and moved all their wives and children onto the ranch. There were 500 men, 1800 wives; children and cows beyond counting. They were led by their child raping prophet, Warren Jeffs.
We Texans were having none of it. We sent soldiers to take their land and their children and rescue the wives. The men were mostly beaten and driven from the country, but we saved a few to put in prison as a reminder to the rest of them. Warren Jeffs, their leader, languishes in our pokey even today, sentenced to two hundred years without parole, or something like that.
The children have all been adopted by Christian families, the cows went to those self same Christians for the support and reeducation of the little wretches, the ranch has been appropriated by Christians to use as a citadel in opposition to further Morman depredations, the goats were all turned loose and captured by Mexicans and the Lord of Hosts has triumphed again! Glory!
Thus do we deal with Mormans in a Christian country.God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11Comment
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Although I am not yet a part of the Landover Department for the Study of Inferior Cultures, (I can dream, can't I?) I am concerned for your safety.Originally posted by Godcameuponme View Post
I speak from experience since members of my father's side of the family live in the "state" of Utah. They are not gorgons - er, Mormons, but they practically have to show a passport to enter and leave the state when they go on holiday. My cousin has received no invitations to her neighborhood ladies' book club despite everyone around her being at every meeting. No doubt they would be discussing satanic literature such as that shades of grey rag, but still - it's the principle.
Our LORD's admonition to "Come out of her," applies not only to my former Roman church and/or birth control. It no doubt applies to your situation, too. You are surrounded here with True Christians. Get on the next bus (unless it is full of inferior cultures, too) and find a new place to do absolutely everything your KJV teaches. Everything. You'll be hard pressed to follow its teachings in a heretic state. My manly and brotherly hugs are yours. Call me.
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I have not yet heard my Lord's voice again. I am still hopeful of another enlightening night when I can again let Him in.Originally posted by Didymus Much View PostAbout your username: has He called back?
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Perhaps you are confusing God with a cheap gigolo. God is with the Saved© at all times, like a constant voice in your deepest thoughts. He prevents us from committing sin, like living in Utah.Originally posted by Godcameuponme View Post
1st John 3:8 He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
1st John 3:9 Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.
Romans 8:33 Who shall lay any thing to the charge of God's elect? It is God that justifieth
So what's your favorite Bible verse?
God Bless
DAMPsalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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