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    NOOB Question

    Hello brothers and sisters.

    As I have told unto you before I delved into Canadianism for 14+ years and as such my cognitive faculties have been greatly reduced. Ergo I am unable to find specific instructions that govern the use of this forum for washed in the blood bible believing saved angel judging True Christians(TM) once they merit salvation through sufficient annual tithe contributions to God's One True Church (c)

    Any help would be appreciated. I ask in accordance with 1 Thes 5:11
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  • #2
    Re: NOOB Question

    Originally posted by Beginning Of Wisdom View Post
    govern the use of this forum for washed in the blood bible believing saved angel judging True Christians™
    I'm not sure what you're asking, friend. The use of this forum is to worship and praise the Holy Redeemer by joining the chorus of Brothers and Sisters in Christ singing His praises and sharing the Good News that He is going to send every single person on Earth who doesn’t believe in Him, straight to Hell.

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    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #3
      Re: NOOB Question

      Yeah, why you talk so funny, man? What you trying to do? You ask me, buddy, and I help you figure it out. But please talk cwearly so I understand.

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