Allow me to introduce myself

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Allow me to introduce myself

Hey guys, i live in the UK and i am a firm believer in Jesus. However, i think the bible is full of pure bullshit so i don't read it.
I found Jesus when i was a little child and i still follow him today. I don't attend any church.

Very poor introduction, but how do you even know of Jesus apart from the Bible? He practically doesn't exist outside of it. Anyone who ever spoke to you about Jesus got their information from the Bible, the book you have ingloriously just spat upon.

What Jesus do you think you have "found" anyway? One who willingly puts up with your smack and still promises to give you heaven?

Matthew 24:50-51
50 The lord of that servant shall come in a day when he looketh not for him, and in an hour that he is not aware of,
51 And shall cut him asunder, and appoint him his portion with the hypocrites: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

You got another thing coming.

Pastor Ed

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Allow me to introduce myself

Hey guys, i live in the UK and i am a firm believer in Jesus. However, i think the bible is full of pure bullshit so i don't read it.
I found Jesus when i was a little child and i still follow him today. I don't attend any church.

Ultimately ALL of the information we have about Jesus and His character comes from the Bible. If you ignore it you have no basis to believe He even exists as outside of the Bible there is no evidence for His existence.

You are just making Jesus into who YOU want him to be and that is shameful.

YIC

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Allow me to introduce myself

We are here to praise Jesus, not to discuss Him.

I found Jesus when i was a little child and i still follow him today.

That would be Him - please try to capitalise correctly if you wish to be taken seriously. (It is also customary to capitalise the first person singular pronoun "I", but if you have been educated in the UK then this is probably too much to ask.)

Under what circumstances did you find Jesus? Where, how, that sort of thing?

YiC
AW


If you were following me I would probably apply for an injunction.

[ILurvJeeesus]

Re: Allow me to introduce myself

If you're going to quote from the demon-worshipping fag Mick Jagged, at least put the "please" in.



If you don't read the Bible or go to church, why are you here?

To discuss Jesus and God and stuff...

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Allow me to introduce myself

Allow me to introduce myself

If you're going to quote from the demon-worshipping fag Mick Jagged, at least put the "please" in.



If you don't read the Bible or go to church, why are you here?

[ILurvJeeesus]

Hey guys, i live in the UK and i am a firm believer in Jesus. However, i think the bible is full of pure bullshit so i don't read it.
I found Jesus when i was a little child and i still follow him today. I don't attend any church.