[Didymus Much]

Re: Why, Looky Here, Another Idiotic Brit

...you know do unto others...

Exactly. They'd WANT someone to point out what they were doing that endangered their immortal soul (like our spiritual buffet-muncher is doing by not obeying every last word in the King James Bible).

...that poor buddist guy...

1) How did you get hold of his financials?
2) It's Buddhist (proper noun, so always capitalize)
3) He's not

...he came here to understand you better...

Then he should read the Bible (you should, too).

Frankly, I've seen very little "trying to understand" from him, and a lot more "I've got a vaporous image of some god-ish figure that I create in my own head as I go along, with bits of all kinds of neat-sounding enlightenment shit that I barely comprehend stuck in there, so come at me, bra".

[recovering_christer]

Re: Why, Looky Here, Another Idiotic Brit

wow, i thought christians were supposed to be nice, you know do unto others, why are you picking on that poor buddist guy, he came here to understand you better and you are all being a bunch of jerks

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Why, Looky Here, Another Idiotic Brit

Ummmm nah.
I believe whatever I believe.

Yes, I know. I even explained why.

I don't conform to religions because their set of beliefs are too specific and don't match my own.

Translated: "I don't conform to religions because there is none tailor made to my own personal projection of a god-figure, so I make it up as I go along, finding quotes and quaint analogies here and there to rationalize my pretending my conscience based on something deeper than my own rather dull intellect and limited personal experiences."

I say I'm part Buddhist because the Buddhist belief is the closest to my own. That is not to say I'm a Buddhist, so to simplify things, I say part Buddhist.

You say part Buddhist because you don't know enough about what Buddhism actually teaches to decide if it makes sense to you to explain the world. You live in a spiritually illiterate culture that nods its collective head and thinks, How quaint. Buddhists are peaceful, right?

I actually have read bits and pieces of the Bible and the stories are actually very interesting. Not true in my opinion, but interesting nonetheless

The Brick Bible doesn't count, dear.

[Irinka the repentant jewess]

Re: Why, Looky Here, Another Idiotic Brit

Ummmm nah.
I believe whatever I believe. I don't conform to religions because their set of beliefs are too specific and don't match my own. I say I'm part Buddhist because the Buddhist belief is the closest to my own. That is not to say I'm a Buddhist, so to simplify things, I say part Buddhist.

I actually have read bits and pieces of the Bible and the stories are actually very interesting. Not true in my opinion, but interesting nonetheless

You sound confused, sweetheart. On one hand, you pick bits and pieces of different religions and bash them as unreasonable and/or untrue. On the other hand, you want to pick other bits and pieces of the various religions and adopt them as your own for no other reason than the fact that they seem attractive to you at this time. 1 Corinthians 14:33 is a great verse for you to check out.
Confusion is not from God - never!

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Why, Looky Here, Another Idiotic Brit

I just thought I'd introduce myself to you all!
I am British.
I am bisexual.
I am part Buddhist.
Neither me nor my parents believe in God or any other higher being.
I would never try to hurt anyone.
I enjoy games such as "The Binding of Isaac" by Team Meat.
I don't believe Satan is real.
I masturbate on a regular basis, because it's really fun, free and there are no reprocussions - I'm not going to burn in hell, that's just a silly fairy tale you all made up cause you think it's icky
I also play Pokémon cause that's fun too.
I swear a lot.
I am a non-violent, peaceful, gentle, happy, fun guy to be around.

If anyone thinks I'm going to "burn in hell" or "feel God's wrath", then I will simply laugh and look to someone who is willing to have an actual conversation with me. I think the Bible is fascinating and would love to have an actual debate rather than have vile insults hurled towards me just because of where I live or who I'm attracted to.
Well, who's first to say hi?

Yeah, but you're not burning in Hell yet. Just wait till you are. It won't take you long to become a believer then...

Psalm 59:8: But thou, O LORD, shalt laugh at them; thou shalt have all the heathen in derision.

Proverbs 1:26: I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;

2 Thess. 1:8-9: 8 In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
9 Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power;

Pastor Ed

[Didymus Much]

Re: Why, Looky Here, Another Idiotic Brit

...I don't know that much, but enough to know what you're talking about ...

Really? How about taking a look (beside my name) at the lovely "awards" the moderators here have given me?

...Oop, death threats already. How lovely you all are~

Bwahahahaha (no, not really). If you think that was a threat, go ahead, report me.

...No room for other beliefs? You're really that closed minded?

Find me a place where the Bible says it's OK to be open-minded. I'll not hold my breath waiting, tho.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Why, Looky Here, Another Idiotic Brit

Ummmm nah.
I believe whatever I believe. I don't conform to religions because their set of beliefs are too specific and don't match my own. I say I'm part Buddhist because the Buddhist belief is the closest to my own. That is not to say I'm a Buddhist, so to simplify things, I say part Buddhist.

In other words, you've taken no Buddhist vows, do not adhere to Buddhist rules for living, have not done the hard work of meditation and self-discipline that characterizes Buddhist living, and are therefore insulting every real Buddhist by claiming to be one.

You cheapen and dilute the word "Buddhist" by applying it to yourself. You're no different from all the idiots out there who call themselves Christians without following the Bible.

I actually have read bits and pieces of the Bible and the stories are actually very interesting. Not true in my opinion, but interesting nonetheless

Oh, I love it when heathens like you think you're throwing us a bone because you've acknowledged that Bible stories are "interesting" or "great from a literary perspective" or whatever other types of sunshine you think you're going to blow up our asses.

We don't care that you think the Bible is "interesting," because we are not interested in meeting you half-way. If you fail to acknowledge the fact that all of the Bible is unquestionably the word of God, then you are fundamentally no different from a serial killer or a child rapist.

The man who believes 99% of the Bible is true is just as damned as the man who believes 0% of the Bible is true.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Why, Looky Here, Another Idiotic Brit

Judgement day is sooner than I think? Can I get an exact date? You know, just so that I can ask for forgiveness of sins and whatnot the day before

...

It does not not work that way.

How can you act so smug yet be so clueless? Is ignorance really blissful for you people? How long did it take before you remembered to ask the customer if they wanted fries with that?

[Wowabuddhist]

Re: Why, Looky Here, Another Idiotic Brit

Friend, no one cares what part of you has chink in it. Come Judgement Day™ (which will be sooner than you think) all God is going to want to know is if you are 100% dyed in the wool Christian.

You are here because we allow it. It has nothing to do at all with what you think your choice is.

Judgement day is sooner than I think? Can I get an exact date? You know, just so that I can ask for forgiveness of sins and whatnot the day before

Look around the forums and you'll soon realize how wrong you are.



What do you know of my beliefs?



I sense a not so "pathetic" attempt in your near future.

No, I'm not psychic.



Here, you're either a True Christian™ or you're hell-bound scum. Beyond that, no one cares.



Says the not-Buddhist who introduces themself by mocking the True Christian's™ beliefs (and, by extension, God and Jesus).

Can you say, "hypocrite"?



No.

I haven't had a good look around actually, but from what I've seen, it's just Christians marveling at how right they are.

I don't know that much, but enough to know what you're talking about

Oop, death threats already. How lovely you all are~

No room for other beliefs? You're really that closed minded? Well, okay then. Suit yourselves~

I've already said that I wasn't mocking you! Can't you read?
Also, "themself" isn't a word. Use either "himself" or "herself". As I am male, I would prefer you used "himself".

But, this is a forum...?
Oh alright, I'll go then, you're all boring me. I'll chime in every once in a while so make sure you say hi

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Why, Looky Here, Another Idiotic Brit

If you don't believe, then why do you pick and choose parts of religions you don't believe in and say you believe in those parts?

Your thinking is muddled, fellow.

Also, what are you doing on a Christian site? We are Christians here. You are an unclean sodomite. We seek no conversation with you.

Let's see: You are English, you are a sodomite, you are a heathen, you have found some statements you believe in in various religions, but you don't believe in those religions. You live in a country that is over run with heathen muslims that hate you and want to chop you up with a big knife. You practice diverse perversions that make the Lord God hate you and finally, I bet the Queen hates you too.

What a disgusting wretch you must be.

God Bless!

[Wowabuddhist]

Re: Why, Looky Here, Another Idiotic Brit

No dear, it suggests you don't have any idea why you believe what you believe (if you even know what you believe), but you hang on to the Feel-Good parts here and there of random religions you come across. Buddhism is a means by which the world is supposedly explained. Either this explanation is appropriate, or it is not. If you believe bits and pieces, it means you satisfy your ego by finding things that make you feel good and smart and emotionally secure.

Now, why don't you do yourself a favor and read God's Word. You can start HERE.

Ummmm nah.
I believe whatever I believe. I don't conform to religions because their set of beliefs are too specific and don't match my own. I say I'm part Buddhist because the Buddhist belief is the closest to my own. That is not to say I'm a Buddhist, so to simplify things, I say part Buddhist.

I actually have read bits and pieces of the Bible and the stories are actually very interesting. Not true in my opinion, but interesting nonetheless

[Didymus Much]

Re: Why, Looky Here, Another Idiotic Brit

Hehe! It's been a long time since anyone's said no to you, hasn't it?...

Look around the forums and you'll soon realize how wrong you are.

...It's not your beliefs I laugh at...

What do you know of my beliefs?

...but rather the pathetic attempt to be rid of me...

I sense a not so "pathetic" attempt in your near future.

No, I'm not psychic.

...And if anyone wishes to discover more about my personal beliefs, they are quite welcome, but I don't in a million years expect anyone to...

Here, you're either a True Christian(tm) or you're hell-bound scum. Beyond that, no one cares.

...No, resistant to needless aggression...

Says the not-Buddhist who introduces themself by mocking the True Christian's(tm) beliefs (and, by extension, God and Jesus).

Can you say, "hypocrite"?

...I am here simply because I wish to be. Should that not be enough?...

No.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Why, Looky Here, Another Idiotic Brit

Hehe! It's been a long time since anyone's said no to you, hasn't it?
And no actually, I claimed to be part Buddhist. Admittedly that is a little vague, but it only suggests that there are some parts of Buddhism that I believe and some that I don't.

It's not your beliefs I laugh at, but rather the pathetic attempt to be rid of me.

And if anyone wishes to discover more about my personal beliefs, they are quite welcome, but I don't in a million years expect anyone to.

Resistant to education and correction? No, resistant to needless aggression. I am here simply because I wish to be. Should that not be enough?



Perhaps

Friend, no one cares what part of you has chink in it. Come Judgement Day™ (which will be sooner than you think) all God is going to want to know is if you are 100% dyed in the wool Christian.

You are here because we allow it. It has nothing to do at all with what you think your choice is.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Why, Looky Here, Another Idiotic Brit

but it only suggests that there are some parts of Buddhism that I believe and some that I don't.

No dear, it suggests you don't have any idea why you believe what you believe (if you even know what you believe), but you hang on to the Feel-Good parts here and there of random religions you come across. Buddhism is a means by which the world is supposedly explained. Either this explanation is appropriate, or it is not. If you believe bits and pieces, it means you satisfy your ego by finding things that make you feel good and smart and emotionally secure.

Now, why don't you do yourself a favor and read God's Word. You can start HERE.

[Wowabuddhist]

Re: Why, Looky Here, Another Idiotic Brit

Errr, no. If you remove the reference to your parents, what we have left is "me [don't] believe in God", which is clearly incorrect. The relative placement of each (pro)noun is moot. Usage of "myself" as a replacement just shows uneducated pretense (do you know anyone who refers to themself in the third person, and just how irritating that is?).

And just how does laughing at another's beliefs not show mockery?

You are the one who claimed to be Buddhist. Now you say you only believe some of it. If you think anyone here wishes to chase you around the rabbit's warren that is your personal belief system, you're quite mistaken.

As you are, obviously, resistant to education and correction, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE?

Hehe! It's been a long time since anyone's said no to you, hasn't it?
And no actually, I claimed to be part Buddhist. Admittedly that is a little vague, but it only suggests that there are some parts of Buddhism that I believe and some that I don't.

It's not your beliefs I laugh at, but rather the pathetic attempt to be rid of me.

And if anyone wishes to discover more about my personal beliefs, they are quite welcome, but I don't in a million years expect anyone to.

Resistant to education and correction? No, resistant to needless aggression. I am here simply because I wish to be. Should that not be enough?

Congratulations. Maybe Satan will only set part of your body on fire when God casts you into Hell.

Perhaps