Why, Looky Here, Another Idiotic Brit

[Wowabuddhist]

I just thought I'd introduce myself to you all!
I am British.
I am bisexual.
I am part Buddhist.
Neither me nor my parents believe in God or any other higher being.
I would never try to hurt anyone.
I enjoy games such as "The Binding of Isaac" by Team Meat.
I don't believe Satan is real.
I masturbate on a regular basis, because it's really fun, free and there are no reprocussions - I'm not going to burn in hell, that's just a silly fairy tale you all made up cause you think it's icky
I also play Pokémon cause that's fun too.
I swear a lot.
I am a non-violent, peaceful, gentle, happy, fun guy to be around.

If anyone thinks I'm going to "burn in hell" or "feel God's wrath", then I will simply laugh and look to someone who is willing to have an actual conversation with me. I think the Bible is fascinating and would love to have an actual debate rather than have vile insults hurled towards me just because of where I live or who I'm attracted to.
Well, who's first to say hi?

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

Re: Why, hello there!

Welcome to our friendly forum.

Could you give us some insight into why you would choose to reject the precious gift of God's love, and spit in the face of His Son, The Sweet Baby Jesus?

Is sodomy really so wonderful that you would turn your immortal soul into a filthy clean up rag?

God Bless
DAM

[Didymus Much]

Re: Why, hello there!

...If anyone thinks I'm going to "burn in hell" or "feel God's wrath", then I will simply laugh and look to someone who is willing to have an actual conversation with me...

You're not a buddhist. Nowhere in the sutras does it tell you to mock other's beliefs.

...and look to someone who is willing to have an actual conversation with me...

I'm sure you'll find someone out there in internetsland willing to tolerate you, but not here.

Matthew 10:14 "And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet."

Bye.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Why, hello there!

I just thought I'd introduce myself to you all!
I am British.
I am bisexual.
I am part Buddhist.
Neither me nor my parents believe in God or any other higher being.
I would never try to hurt anyone.
I enjoy games such as "The Binding of Isaac" by Team Meat.
I don't believe Satan is real.
I masturbate on a regular basis, because it's really fun, free and there are no reprocussions - I'm not going to burn in hell, that's just a silly fairy tale you all made up cause you think it's icky
I also play Pokémon cause that's fun too.
I swear a lot.
I am a non-violent, peaceful, gentle, happy, fun guy to be around.

If anyone thinks I'm going to "burn in hell" or "feel God's wrath", then I will simply laugh and look to someone who is willing to have an actual conversation with me. I think the Bible is fascinating and would love to have an actual debate rather than have vile insults hurled towards me just because of where I live or who I'm attracted to.
Well, who's first to say hi?

Not very bright are you?
Are you typical of what the brits have to offer to 'Save the World'?

Friend, I'll let you in on a secret. This is a Christian website. A private one at that. You made certain tents when you joined, one of which was that you swore to be a devout Christian, foresaking all false religions.

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I think you should read our syllabus for new posters as written by Pastor Billy-Reuben. It really explains all you need to know as far as our beliefs. It also outlines what is expected as far as your behavior on these forums.

Here are your rights as articulated by Dr. Enobarbus.

New members are requested to make an introduction for themselves.

We always encourage everyone to back up all claims with scripture from the Holy Bible.

Chances are the question you want to have answered has been asked before. I would be sure to use the search function before diving head first into people who are tired of hearing the same question over and over.

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Why, hello there!

I am part Buddhist.

Which part? From the neck up or from the neck down?

Neither me nor my parents believe in God or any other higher being.

"Neither my parents nor I" is the correct grammar. But that aside, how does this tie in with being "part Buddhist".

So, why are you here? This is the Introduction Forum. Tell us what church you go to, what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

I will pray for you.

YiC
Attila's Wife

[ILurvJeeesus]

Re: Why, Looky Here, Another Idiotic Brit

Omg! A fellow forumer who is part of the British masterbater race!
I love you!

[Alan Roberts Jr.]

Re: Why, Looky Here, Another Idiotic Brit

I just thought I'd introduce myself to you all!
I am an America Hater.
I am a Sodomite.
I am part Heathen.
Neither me nor my parents mind that we are going to Hell.
I would never try to hurt my gay partner.
I enjoy games such as "The Binding of Sinners In Hell" by Team Satan.
I do believe Satan is my lord.
I masturbate on a regular basis, because it's really evil, costly and there are serious reprocussions - I'm going to burn in hell, that's just the truth.
I also play Pokémon cause that's sinning too.
I sin a lot.
I am a violent, drunken, and repetitive.

If anyone thinks I'm going to "burn in Hell" or "feel God's wrath", then I will simply prove them right by sinning more, with my gay lover.
Well, who wants to see me burn in Hell?

The above is what your post looks like to me.

[the unknown prophet]

Re: Why, Looky Here, Another Idiotic Brit

I just thought I'd introduce myself to you all!
I am British.
I am bisexual.
I am part Buddhist.
Neither me nor my parents believe in God or any other higher being.
I would never try to hurt anyone.
I enjoy games such as "The Binding of Isaac" by Team Meat.
I don't believe Satan is real.
I masturbate on a regular basis, because it's really fun, free and there are no reprocussions - I'm not going to burn in hell, that's just a silly fairy tale you all made up cause you think it's icky
I also play Pokémon cause that's fun too.
I swear a lot.
I am a non-violent, peaceful, gentle, happy, fun guy to be around.

If anyone thinks I'm going to "burn in hell" or "feel God's wrath", then I will simply laugh and look to someone who is willing to have an actual conversation with me. I think the Bible is fascinating and would love to have an actual debate rather than have vile insults hurled towards me just because of where I live or who I'm attracted to.
Well, who's first to say hi?

Greetings Johnny English's sidekick. I suppose you're Richard Dawkins' butt buddy, if I'm not mistaken? Enjoy your time as a hell-bound godless sodomite, because pretty soon the British National Party is going to overthrow the current administration and kick out all the homers/bisexuals, mixed-race abominations, feminists, muslims, and other such deviants. Enjoy your temporary life in Britain while you still can.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Why, Looky Here, Another Idiotic Brit

I just thought I'd introduce myself to you all!
I am British.
I am bisexual.
I am part Buddhist.

Is it the Buddhist part that's queer?

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Why, Looky Here, Another Idiotic Brit

How can you be part Buddhist?

Lately, all the English have seemed confused.

The capital of England, which is still called London for now, has a population that is less than 50% British. The whole place is full of foreigners. They worship false gods there and even the official religion is really Catholic, though they pretend it isn't. Few are Christians. Any of them that were worth a hoot came over here a long time ago.

This one is a God cursed homosexual.

I think that whole island is going to be swallowed up by the sea, sooner or later. The Lord God must hate them with a burning passion.

[Wowabuddhist]

Re: Why, Looky Here, Another Idiotic Brit

Greetings Johnny English's sidekick. I suppose you're Richard Dawkins' butt buddy, if I'm not mistaken? Enjoy your time as a hell-bound godless sodomite, because pretty soon the British National Party is going to overthrow the current administration and kick out all the homers/bisexuals, mixed-race abominations, feminists, muslims, and other such deviants. Enjoy your temporary life in Britain while you still can.

Oh, everyone hates the BNP. There's no way in hell they're coming into power. I think I'm pretty safe

Welcome to our friendly forum.

Could you give us some insight into why you would choose to reject the precious gift of God's love, and spit in the face of His Son, The Sweet Baby Jesus?

Is sodomy really so wonderful that you would turn your immortal soul into a filthy clean up rag?

God Bless
DAM

I thank you for your politeness. I choose to reject the Christian God for the same reasons that you reject gods of other religions such as Zeus, Ra, etc.

You're not a buddhist. Nowhere in the sutras does it tell you to mock other's beliefs.



I'm sure you'll find someone out there in internetsland willing to tolerate you, but not here.

Matthew 10:14 "And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet."

Bye.

No. I'm not a Buddhist. When I say "part Buddhist", I mean I believe in several Buddhist ideologies and beliefs. I don't believe all of them and have never read the sutras. I'm not mocking anyone's beliefs, merely pointing out that they aren't the same as my own.

Is it the Buddhist part that's queer?

Totally.

How can you be part Buddhist?

Lately, all the English have seemed confused.

The capital of England, which is still called London for now, has a population that is less than 50% British. The whole place is full of foreigners. They worship false gods there and even the official religion is really Catholic, though they pretend it isn't. Few are Christians. Any of them that were worth a hoot came over here a long time ago.

This one is a God cursed homosexual.

I think that whole island is going to be swallowed up by the sea, sooner or later. The Lord God must hate them with a burning passion.

Read above for why I wrote "part Buddhist". Sorry I didn't make it very clear. And it's bisexual actually - I'm attracted to women also

[Wowabuddhist]

Re: Why, hello there!

Which part? From the neck up or from the neck down?



"Neither my parents nor I" is the correct grammar. But that aside, how does this tie in with being "part Buddhist".

So, why are you here? This is the Introduction Forum. Tell us what church you go to, what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

I will pray for you.

YiC
Attila's Wife

Actually "Neither me nor my parents" is grammatically correct, but your sentence is grammatically correct also. When talking about yourself in a list, "me" is acceptable at the beginning and "I" is acceptable at the end, with "myself" being acceptable at any point.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Why, hello there!

Actually "Neither me nor my parents" is grammatically correct, but your sentence is grammatically correct also. When talking about yourself in a list, "me" is acceptable at the beginning and "I" is acceptable at the end, with "myself" being acceptable at any point.

Errr, no. If you remove the reference to your parents, what we have left is "me [don't] believe in God", which is clearly incorrect. The relative placement of each (pro)noun is moot. Usage of "myself" as a replacement just shows uneducated pretense (do you know anyone who refers to themself in the third person, and just how irritating that is?).

And just how does laughing at another's beliefs not show mockery?

You are the one who claimed to be Buddhist. Now you say you only believe some of it. If you think anyone here wishes to chase you around the rabbit's warren that is your personal belief system, you're quite mistaken.

As you are, obviously, resistant to education and correction, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Why, Looky Here, Another Idiotic Brit

I am part Buddhist.

Congratulations. Maybe Satan will only set part of your body on fire when God casts you into Hell.

[Wowabuddhist]

Re: Why, Looky Here, Another Idiotic Brit

Errr, no. If you remove the reference to your parents, what we have left is "me [don't] believe in God", which is clearly incorrect. The relative placement of each (pro)noun is moot. Usage of "myself" as a replacement just shows uneducated pretense (do you know anyone who refers to themself in the third person, and just how irritating that is?).

And just how does laughing at another's beliefs not show mockery?

You are the one who claimed to be Buddhist. Now you say you only believe some of it. If you think anyone here wishes to chase you around the rabbit's warren that is your personal belief system, you're quite mistaken.

As you are, obviously, resistant to education and correction, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE?

Hehe! It's been a long time since anyone's said no to you, hasn't it?
And no actually, I claimed to be part Buddhist. Admittedly that is a little vague, but it only suggests that there are some parts of Buddhism that I believe and some that I don't.

It's not your beliefs I laugh at, but rather the pathetic attempt to be rid of me.

And if anyone wishes to discover more about my personal beliefs, they are quite welcome, but I don't in a million years expect anyone to.

Resistant to education and correction? No, resistant to needless aggression. I am here simply because I wish to be. Should that not be enough?

Congratulations. Maybe Satan will only set part of your body on fire when God casts you into Hell.

Perhaps