Hello Fellow Christians

[Constantine1648]

Hello Fellow Christians

I live in England and until recently have been a member of the Church of England (St Peter's in Burnham). Whilst I have been pround of my protestant heritage I am becoming increasingly concerned that the CofE is becoming a watered down Roman Catholic church and into apologising to other religions.

I feel that we have reached a watershed and we must stand up as Christians and push back against the papes, muslims and other heathens trying to subvert our great Western Civilisation.

My favourite Bible quote is Matthew 7:15

Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

[Godismy#1]

Re: Hello Fellow Christians

I see you have found Gods guiding hand. Welcome to your salvation. God Bless.

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Hello Fellow Christians

I am becoming increasingly concerned that the CofE is becoming a watered down Roman Catholic church and into apologising to other religions.

Too right, Brother Constantine! In fact it's far worse than that. It was always a watered-down version of papism - let's be honest here, that was the original point of the CofE. But it's now so diluted that it's pretty much homeopathic.

The CofE these days is only there to give atheists somewhere to hold a fancy wedding.

Welcome to Landover Baptist! You will find no wishy-washy liberal thinking here.

Yours in Christ,
Attila's Wife

[Constantine1648]

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Too right, Brother Constantine! In fact it's far worse than that. It was always a watered-down version of papism - let's be honest here, that was the original point of the CofE. But it's now so diluted that it's pretty much homeopathic.

The CofE these days is only there to give atheists somewhere to hold a fancy wedding.

Welcome to Landover Baptist! You will find no wishy-washy liberal thinking here.

Yours in Christ,
Attila's Wife

Thank you so much, I feel that I am amoungst friends in God's love

[Brother Larry]

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How terrible it must be to live in such a dank, foggy country. Have you considered moving to the United States? It's so obvious that we are God's chosen nation. After all, we're the land of Lincoln, Eisenhower, Reagan, Nixon, Bush 1, Bush 2 (Lord, send us Bush 3!), and Ann Coulter.

You have (pardon me for laughing) Tony Blair <giggle>.

Here, we can sit at the feet of Pastor Zeke (hey, hey!).

You have Rowan Williams. Come on - he's nowhere near the perfect man that the amazing, fit, strong, handsome Pastor Zeke is. (Shout out to Zeke!)

Maybe you could stow away on a ship from Liverpool (what an unfortunate name for a town; pools of liver do not awake the human spirit) and find your way to our Godly shores. When you see Lady Liberty, you'll know that your soul has an inkling of hope. In 1st Peter, we see:

"But yee are a chosen generation, a royall Priesthood, an holy nation." I believe the LORD was showing a documentary about Yellowstone in the author's mind as that verse was written. Or maybe Hoboken.

Anyway, should you need me to be on my knees for you, simply request it. I have never turned away any man who sought my counsel.

Firm, comforting hugs,
Brother Larry

[Alvin Moss]

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Welcome, Brother.

Two thirds of the homosexuals who come here to vex us claim to be English, but I believe they are mostly lying and putting on airs. You identify yourself as English by your promiscuous use of the letter "u" in words like favorite and among. We hold no animosity towards real Englishmen here, so feel at ease.

I shouted praise unto the Lord when I realized that you are an English papist and are throwing off the yoke of the Also Romans, which in England try to pretend they are Protestant. This is a great victory for the Lord. There will be rejoicing in Heaven tonight.

I was wanting to ask this of a real Englishman: Why do you put a ladle of cold beans on your hamburgers? That is a ghastly habit, if you ask me. When the woman asks if you want some beans with that and you are from Texas, you naturally assume she means on the side. Once she pours them on the burger, it's just too late.

[Constantine1648]

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How terrible it must be to live in such a dank, foggy country. Have you considered moving to the United States? It's so obvious that we are God's chosen nation. After all, we're the land of Lincoln, Eisenhower, Reagan, Nixon, Bush 1, Bush 2 (Lord, send us Bush 3!), and Ann Coulter.

You have (pardon me for laughing) Tony Blair <giggle>.

Here, we can sit at the feet of Pastor Zeke (hey, hey!).

You have Rowan Williams. Come on - he's nowhere near the perfect man that the amazing, fit, strong, handsome Pastor Zeke is. (Shout out to Zeke!)

Maybe you could stow away on a ship from Liverpool (what an unfortunate name for a town; pools of liver do not awake the human spirit) and find your way to our Godly shores. When you see Lady Liberty, you'll know that your soul has an inkling of hope. In 1st Peter, we see:

"But yee are a chosen generation, a royall Priesthood, an holy nation." I believe the LORD was showing a documentary about Yellowstone in the author's mind as that verse was written. Or maybe Hoboken.

Anyway, should you need me to be on my knees for you, simply request it. I have never turned away any man who sought my counsel.

Firm, comforting hugs,
Brother Larry

Thank you, I shall be travelling to the US in October to stay with a good God Fearing friend of mine in Florida. I suspect that I might fly as I have no intention of going to Liverpool (full of Cath-a-licks).

I would love to live in Gods Country but alas the US immigration would not let me stay as I don't have a green card. I feel that as a True Christian I should be allowed to reside in God's Country

[Constantine1648]

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Welcome, Brother.

Two thirds of the homosexuals who come here to vex us claim to be English, but I believe they are mostly lying and putting on airs. You identify yourself as English by your promiscuous use of the letter "u" in words like favorite and among. We hold no animosity towards real Englishmen here, so feel at ease.

I shouted praise unto the Lord when I realized that you are an English papist and are throwing off the yoke of the Also Romans, which in England try to pretend they are Protestant. This is a great victory for the Lord. There will be rejoicing in Heaven tonight.

I was wanting to ask this of a real Englishman: Why do you put a ladle of cold beans on your hamburgers? That is a ghastly habit, if you ask me. When the woman asks if you want some beans with that and you are from Texas, you naturally assume she means on the side. Once she pours them on the burger, it's just too late.

Beans on burgers - disgusting, should be stamped out. I have rarely seen it but it turns my stomach.

I'm afraid that there are few real Englishmen left - too many pretend to be "British". We proudly threw of the yoke of Rome hundreds of years ago and now the limp wristed Church of England is trying to cozy up to them again. We need to bring back burnings.