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[Smitethegays]

Hello my friends. My name is Ezekiel Martin and I have been going to a baptist church for a few years now. I came across this forum and was stunned to see that there were others who thought just like me on the internet. This is a place of such hate and faggotry, I am very glad there are some descent god worshipers here.
My favorite bible quote is Leviticus 25:44

[Brother Larry]

Re: Hello

Hello my friends. My name is Ezekiel Martin and I have been going to a baptist church for a few years now. I came across this forum and was stunned to see that there were others who thought just like me on the internet. This is a place of such hate and faggotry, I am very glad there are some descent god worshipers here.
My favorite bible quote is Leviticus 25:44

Ezekiel,

Don't you hate it when the first thing people do is correct the things you write? I know I do. So I'm going to say hello first, and then correct you. Hello! Welcome to our friendly forums, where you will soon feel as if you've been here all of your life. If it is possible to find a place more loving and welcoming while being a source of learning how to please GOD, I simply don't know where it might be. Others may try to imitate this place, but GOD soon smites them.

You stated it's nice to find people that think just like you. Brother, please do not claim to think as the True Christians do; while someday soon you may be worthy to think that way, at this time you are not. Receive their instructions willingly and completely and be patient; if you show yourself worthy, you, too, may be able to be more than unsaved trash. I will pray about it.

Descent: This is what the pilot tells you the airplane is doing before you land. It refers to lowering one's level or status: "If that stupid unsaved trash doesn't read the KJV cover to cover and follow what it says completely, he will soon begin his descent into hell."

Decent: To be in a state of modesty; to be free from immorality, as in "Sister Mary Etheldreda is a decent, upright member of the Landover Baptist Church upon whom Jesus smiles daily."

Again, welcome! Can you share with us the day that you realized Jesus was the one thing that mattered more than your sin-stained existence? Are you a husband or father or both? Do you tithe? (Estimate your tithes, please, for the past ten years if you have time.)

What parts of the KJV did you feast upon today?

In brotherly love,
Brother Larry

[Smitethegays]

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Ezekiel,

Don't you hate it when the first thing people do is correct the things you write? I know I do. So I'm going to say hello first, and then correct you. Hello! Welcome to our friendly forums, where you will soon feel as if you've been here all of your life. If it is possible to find a place more loving and welcoming while being a source of learning how to please GOD, I simply don't know where it might be. Others may try to imitate this place, but GOD soon smites them.

You stated it's nice to find people that think just like you. Brother, please do not claim to think as the True Christians do; while someday soon you may be worthy to think that way, at this time you are not. Receive their instructions willingly and completely and be patient; if you show yourself worthy, you, too, may be able to be more than unsaved trash. I will pray about it.

Descent: This is what the pilot tells you the airplane is doing before you land. It refers to lowering one's level or status: "If that stupid unsaved trash doesn't read the KJV cover to cover and follow what it says completely, he will soon begin his descent into hell."

Decent: To be in a state of modesty; to be free from immorality, as in "Sister Mary Etheldreda is a decent, upright member of the Landover Baptist Church upon whom Jesus smiles daily."

Again, welcome! Can you share with us the day that you realized Jesus was the one thing that mattered more than your sin-stained existence? Are you a husband or father or both? Do you tithe? (Estimate your tithes, please, for the past ten years if you have time.)

What parts of the KJV did you feast upon today?

In brotherly love,
Brother Larry

Of course I would not claim to be a true christian dear brother, I just do my best to honor god as best I can for the time being .

I met Jesus when I was young, when my sister had an abortion. I went to my local baptist church and I pray for her to stop her whorish ways every day I can. I was brought up as a Mary lover by my parents unfortunately, luckily I didn't listen to their lies.

I am a father, I have many kids. I am doing my best to raise them, but I could use some advice. One of them is starting to be suspiciously homersexual, what is the best route to find out if they really are? He is 14.

[Brother Larry]

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Of course I would not claim to be a true christian dear brother, I just do my best to honor god as best I can for the time being .

I met Jesus when I was young, when my sister had an abortion. I went to my local baptist church and I pray for her to stop her whorish ways every day I can. I was brought up as a Mary lover by my parents unfortunately, luckily I didn't listen to their lies.

I am a father, I have many kids. I am doing my best to raise them, but I could use some advice. One of them is starting to be suspiciously homersexual, what is the best route to find out if they really are? He is 14.

First of all, it must have been terrible to have known that your sister fell under the satanic sin of Roe v. Wade. To this day, heaven's angels cry when women choose to do as your sister did. But, PRAISE JESUS, good came from this evil act since it caused you to cry out to our LORD as the wretch that you were (are? it's too soon to know). I am also grateful to our LORD that you found a good Baptist church. I pray it is a Southern Baptist church, since there are snakes in some of those other ones!

Continue to pray for your sister, but by all means do not associate with her until she devotes her life to GOD, if she ever does. I am not ashamed to tell you that right now her soul is destined for the pits of hell. Don't sit in the seat of the scornful. Just stay away.

I was a papist until very recently. Every now and then I still catch myself craving jesus crackers, but instead I reach for a crispy Ritz. Continue to resist the ring kissers of your past, always reaching for Jesus' nail-scarred hand. It will always be there to lift you up.

Now, for your son. I blame your wife for giving birth to genetically deficient male stock and I can only hope that you have administered the proper isolation and discipline required for such an act. It shouldn't be too hard to determine if your son is, indeed, a faggot.

1. Go to your nearest shopping center. Ask him to select the stores he wants to go to. A real boy will look at you as if you had three heads and tell you he'd rather go play football. If he chooses the underwear section at Macy's, it's a mark against him.

2. By 14, he is probably experimenting with the sinful act of self abuse. This act by itself does not signify homersekshualness, but it is certainly a red flag. Confront him about this with firmness and with a sound slap to the affected parts. Inform him that his sight is in jeopardy as you continue to taunt and jeer at him for this selfish and ungodly practice.

3. Does he enjoy "The Wizard of Oz?" I pray YOU didn't lead your son down the bejeweled and fabulous yellow brick road of hell by showing him this filthy motion picture. Think, Man! Is not Judy Garland its major character?

4. Take him hunting and fishing. Teach him to love guns, hot women, and football. Above all - NEVER make him go to school dances.

5. Do not let his mother influence his choices in any way. I believe a boy of this age should only speak to his mother when he thanks her for being a good cook (if she is) or berates her for being a poor one.

It is not too late to change your son's CHOICE to be a truckstop trollop.

Jesus be praised!

Brother Larry

[WWJDnow]

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Hello my friends. My name is Ezekiel Martin

Howdy, Brother Zeke. Glad you found God's Favorite Forum(R)!

This is a place of such hate and faggotry

I'm sorry, I'm not sure I heard that correctly. This is a place of hate OF faggotry, not hate AND faggotry.

[Alvin Moss]

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This is a place of such hate and faggotry,

What are you, another Englishman?

[Smitethegays]

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Friends, what I meant by "Hate and Faggotry" was the internet in general.

Thank you very much for the advice Brother Larry, I caught him in the act of masturbation one time. I of course beat him. I fear the worst, I will have to start taking extreme measures.

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

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Friends, what I meant by "Hate and Faggotry" was the internet in general.

Thank you very much for the advice Brother Larry, I caught him in the act of masturbation one time. I of course beat him. I fear the worst, I will have to start taking extreme measures.

Personally, I wish people wouldn't come here solely to dump their problems on us to fix. Had you accomplished your task as a father, you wouldn't be whining about how queer your son is


Proverbs 22:6 - Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.



Your wife does bear some responsibility, but you are the man, and you need to act like it; take responsibility for screwing up the gift God gave you at conception.



Matthew 18:10 - Take heed that ye despise not one of these little ones; for I say unto you, That in heaven their angels do always behold the face of my Father which is in heaven.



Get your little fag into a certified ex-gay program, and read these forums for parenting advice. Perhaps along the way you might get to know a guy we call Jesus.

God Bless
DAM

[Smitethegays]

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Personally, I wish people wouldn't come here solely to dump their problems on us to fix. Had you accomplished your task as a father, you wouldn't be whining about how queer your son is


Proverbs 22:6 - Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.



Your wife does bear some responsibility, but you are the man, and you need to act like it; take responsibility for screwing up the gift God gave you at conception.



Matthew 18:10 - Take heed that ye despise not one of these little ones; for I say unto you, That in heaven their angels do always behold the face of my Father which is in heaven.



Get your little fag into a certified ex-gay program, and read these forums for parenting advice. Perhaps along the way you might get to know a guy we call Jesus.

God Bless
DAM

I take responsibility of course, the Straight 4 Jesus program here was extremely useful, I'd like to thank whoever set it up. I hope I will have a wonderful experience here at God's favorite forum!