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  • chasteboy
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    • Sep 2013
    • 10

    #1

    Introduction

    Hi

    My name is Christian from Norway, also living in Sweden as my GF lives there. I have been a Christian since I was baptized. We have the protestant church of Immanuel in my town. It is really a nice church where we take care of each other and help when we struggle with life or the true faith. http://www.kirkesok.no/kirker/Immanuels-kirke-Halden Also I have been working for a youth organization in our town - and that has given me much strength during the years - in life and the faith and in the Lord Jesus. I have been in various relationships but I have now been married to an Ethiopian Lady at the same age as me and she takes good care of me - we visit church each Sunday and I love every time I can share the experience with her. She also helps me in other ways and we support each other. I work in the telecom business and I love to go for long walks, read the Bible, and travel.
  • chasteboy
    Unsaved trash
    • Sep 2013
    • 10

    #2
    Re: Introduction

    I see someone has also mentioned a lot about what they do not - well I do not: believe in Satan, I do not hurt myself, I do not have body decorations nor piercings, I do not enjoy paying taxes, I do not use drugs and I do not own pets. For starters...

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    • Donovan A. Mordecai
      True Christian™, Ex-Sand Nigra
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2013
      • 763

      #3
      Re: Introduction

      Originally posted by chasteboy View Post
      Hi boring boring boring
      I have been in various relationships but I have now been married to an Ethiopian Lady, more of the same

      Hi Christian, welcome!

      Race mixing is a sin

      Deuteronomy 7:3-4 Neither shalt thou make marriages with them; thy daughter thou shalt not give unto his son, nor his daughter shalt thou take unto thy son. For they will turn away thy son from following me, that they may serve other gods: so will the anger of the Lord be kindled against you, and destroy thee suddenly.


      Also you need to not be chaste if you're married

      Genesis 1:28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.


      So what's your favorite Bible verse?


      God Bless
      DAM
      Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
      Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #4
        Re: Introduction

        Originally posted by chasteboy View Post
        Hi

        My name is Christian from Norway, also living in Sweden as my GF lives there. I have been a Christian since I was baptized. We have the protestant church of Immanuel in my town. It is really a nice church where we take care of each other and help when we struggle with life or the true faith. http://www.kirkesok.no/kirker/Immanuels-kirke-Halden Also I have been working for a youth organization in our town - and that has given me much strength during the years - in life and the faith and in the Lord Jesus. I have been in various relationships but I have now been married to an Ethiopian Lady at the same age as me and she takes good care of me - we visit church each Sunday and I love every time I can share the experience with her. She also helps me in other ways and we support each other. I work in the telecom business and I love to go for long walks, read the Bible, and travel.
        Hello and welcome to our friendly forum! I'm confused because generally "GF" refers to "Girl Friend," but you say you're married to an African. Are you African yourself? Are you looking for a second wife? It's all very confusing.

        Anyway, tell us how you found Jesus to be The Answer to all your questions!
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Alvin Moss
          Serving Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2013
          • 4468

          #5
          Re: Introduction

          Originally posted by chasteboy View Post
          I see someone has also mentioned a lot about what they do not - well I do not: believe in Satan, I do not hurt myself, I do not have body decorations nor piercings, I do not enjoy paying taxes, I do not use drugs and I do not own pets. For starters...
          First of all, I want to warn you that you have been deceived by the Great Deceiver. If you do not believe that Satan exists, then he has already won a mighty victory over you.

          You must read God's instructions in His book, the Holy Bible.* This will open your eyes.

          Regarding taxes: If you become saved, you will be introduced to Jew accountants and Jew lawyers. It is necessary to be on guard when dealing with them, as they are, of course, Jews and thus unsaved. However, they are the reason that Christians pay so little in income taxes, as they are sly and practiced in manipulating the God forsaken Internal Revenue Service. The best one's are named either Stein or Goldberg.

          I am extremely concerned that you may have been race mixing, as has been suggested. However, since you are new here and we know little about you, I am willing to assume that your wife is one of the white Ethopians who keep the electricty and telephones working. Is this the case?





          *Note- The King James Bible is the only reliable source of God's Word. Other versions are tainted with papism, Lutheranism and many other traps for the unwary.
          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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          • Alvin Moss
            Serving Jesus
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2013
            • 4468

            #6
            Re: Introduction

            Now, I have gone to the website of your supposed "church".

            Besides the fact that the entire site is written in some foreign satanic mumbo jumbo talk, I see some kind of strange symbol that has a cross on the top of it being used as some sort of logo. That pagan artwork, if you can call it that, has no resemblance to any known Christian symbol and in no way glorifies the Lord. Further, the place is said to be in God forsaken Sweden.

            WARNING!- That is not a Christian Church! That is a place for sinful blasphemy against the Lord God.

            Brother Mordecai has shown great skill in decyphering these foreign and blasphemous languages in the past. I wonder what his translation might reveal.

            Anyway, sir, my advice is to flee godless Sweden immediately. You are in great peril. You are trapped among the pagan tribes of Europe. Your best course for escape is to go first to Russia, which is nearby and has been taken over by the Christians under Brother President Vladamir Putin, who is a Republican. From thence, you may go out to some other less chilly Christian area if you choose.
            God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: Introduction

              Originally posted by chasteboy View Post
              Hi

              My name is Christian from Norway, also living in Sweden as my GF lives there. I have been a Christian since I was baptized. We have the protestant church of Immanuel in my town. It is really a nice church where we take care of each other and help when we struggle with life or the true faith. http://www.kirkesok.no/kirker/Immanuels-kirke-Halden Also I have been working for a youth organization in our town - and that has given me much strength during the years - in life and the faith and in the Lord Jesus. I have been in various relationships but I have now been married to an Ethiopian Lady at the same age as me and she takes good care of me - we visit church each Sunday and I love every time I can share the experience with her. She also helps me in other ways and we support each other. I work in the telecom business and I love to go for long walks, read the Bible, and travel.


              SCREEEEECH!


              You're married to a spear-chucker?

              Don't you know that God hates a race-traitor?

              Show me a man who thinks race-mixing is not an abomination unto God, and I'll show you a man who hasn't read Ezra 9-10.

              Ezra 10:3 Now therefore let us make a covenant with our God to put away all the wives, and such as are born of them, according to the counsel of my lord, and of those that tremble at the commandment of our God; and let it be done according to the law.
              If you have a dark-skinned wife and a bunch of little half-breed mongrels running around, the way to get right with God is to just abandon them. That's Godly advice straight from the Bible. Your marriage doesn't count anyway and your children are bastards as far as God is concerned. Shout Glory!
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29457

                #8
                Re: Introduction

                Why in Gods name would you marry a cleaning woman?

                Whenever we have a problem with one of those people, we just ship them back to kenya (or wherever ICE will send them).
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Wide-Open
                  Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                  A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                  Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 18449

                  #9
                  Re: Introduction

                  Originally posted by chasteboy View Post
                  My name is Christian
                  Hello Christian.
                  I have been a Christian since I was baptized.
                  Well durrr! Are you mocking us Friend?
                  Psalm 81:10:
                  I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                  open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                  • Primrose Dawn
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Sep 2013
                    • 24

                    #10
                    Re: Introduction

                    Originally posted by chasteboy View Post
                    Hi

                    My name is Christian from Norway, also living in Sweden as my GF lives there. I have been a Christian since I was baptized. We have the protestant church of Immanuel in my town. It is really a nice church where we take care of each other and help when we struggle with life or the true faith. http://www.kirkesok.no/kirker/Immanuels-kirke-Halden Also I have been working for a youth organization in our town - and that has given me much strength during the years - in life and the faith and in the Lord Jesus. I have been in various relationships but I have now been married to an Ethiopian Lady at the same age as me and she takes good care of me - we visit church each Sunday and I love every time I can share the experience with her. She also helps me in other ways and we support each other. I work in the telecom business and I love to go for long walks, read the Bible, and travel.
                    Sweden is a wonderful country. When I was younger I had a penpal from Norway. Your grandfather lives in Sweden? How did you form an association with someone from Ethiopia?

                    I am sure she's lovely. A woman named Mrs. Gebre attends my church and I believe she is from Ethiopia. We haven't spoken much.

                    Please try to ignore the unfriendly things others have said. I'll keep you in prayer and happily welcome your friendship.

                    Jesus is Lord,
                    Prim

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                    • Thomas Taylor
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Oct 2012
                      • 1486

                      #11
                      Re: Introduction

                      Originally posted by Primrose Dawn View Post
                      Sweden is a wonderful country. When I was younger I had a penpal from Norway. Your grandfather lives in Sweden? How did you form an association with someone from Ethiopia?

                      I am sure she's lovely. A woman named Mrs. Gebre attends my church and I believe she is from Ethiopia. We haven't spoken much.

                      Please try to ignore the unfriendly things others have said. I'll keep you in prayer and happily welcome your friendship.

                      Jesus is Lord,
                      Prim
                      You still don't get it, do you. God does not like Eithiopians.

                      How many times has he smote them:

                      2 Chronicles 14:12:

                      So the Lord smote the Ethiopians before Asa, and before Iudah, and the Ethiopians fled

                      Ezekiel 30:9:

                      In that day shall messengers goe foorth from me in shippes, to make the carelesse Ethiopians afraid, and great paine shall come vpon them, as in the day of Egypt: for loe, it commeth

                      There are many, many more but I will let you find them for yourself as I would not like you to become lazy. You know what God has to say about laziness, don't you?:

                      Proverbs 13:4:

                      The soule of the sluggard desireth, and hath nothing: but the soule of the diligent shall be made fat
                      Isaiah 66:15

                      For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                      • chasteboy
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Sep 2013
                        • 10

                        #12
                        Re: Introduction

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        SCREEEEECH!


                        You're married to a spear-chucker?

                        Don't you know that God hates a race-traitor?

                        Show me a man who thinks race-mixing is not an abomination unto God, and I'll show you a man who hasn't read Ezra 9-10.



                        If you have a dark-skinned wife and a bunch of little half-breed mongrels running around, the way to get right with God is to just abandon them. That's Godly advice straight from the Bible. Your marriage doesn't count anyway and your children are bastards as far as God is concerned. Shout Glory!

                        Oh I am out of here... goodbye - you are sure to be condemned the lot of you ! Starting with mr Ezekiel.

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                        • Mary Etheldreda
                          Gushing for Jesus
                           
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 23775

                          #13
                          Re: Introduction

                          Originally posted by chasteboy View Post
                          Oh I am out of here... goodbye - you are sure to be condemned the lot of you ! Starting with mr Ezekiel.
                          Aw, someone touch a raw nerve?

                          You can't hide from God, dear. Just ask Adam and Eve. God called out for them in the Garden of Eden after Eve ate the forbidden fruit, and He never stopped looking for them until He found them. God is the ultimate Hide and Seek Champion (Genesis 3:8-10).
                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #14
                            Re: Introduction

                            Originally posted by chasteboy View Post
                            Oh I am out of here... goodbye - you are sure to be condemned the lot of you ! Starting with mr Ezekiel.
                            That's PASTOR Ezekiel you little maggot. I didn't spend 18 months getting my doctorate of Theology in Seminary School to be called "mr." by some degenerate.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Faith_Machine
                              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 10050

                              #15
                              Re: Introduction

                              What's this "chasteboy" business? Isn't it the job of women to be chaste?

                              Are you some kind of queer?

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