[Bob4God]

Re: Hi everyone

Welcome, and glad to hear your so exicted about helping JESUS!

I personally love going on mission trips and singspirations with my youth group. Maybe you'd be interested in meeting up with us sometime, and bringing some of your friends along to help share the good news?

We could certainly use energetic young people, especially some muscular boys to help us in erecting churches.

[StreetPreacherLew]

Re: Hi everyone

I forgot to mention, the 2x4 they used had the word "THINK" engraved in it backward, so when you went home and looked at your sinful bottom in the mirror it said "THINK THINK THINK" in big Red Letter text.

Praise!

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Hi everyone

i didn't really pay much attention to the idols. i just chated with friends and ate.

Beware! for the ...

SMOKE OF SATAN!

... can enter soundlessly and without odor, when least expected, especially in a haunted environment such as a building that was once used as a cathlicker school, to infect the subconscious mind, and to taint the souls of the innocent, missy!

Make very sure that you are RIGHT WITH JESUS first! Sister Noddy

[Mr Godwin]

Re: Hi everyone

Beware! for the SMOKE OF SATAN can enter soundlessly and without odor, when least expected, especially in a haunted environment such as a building that was once used as a cathlicker school, to infect the subconscious mind, and to taint the souls of the innocent, missy!

Preach it, Mother! Make me proud!

[we_are_warned]

Re: Hi everyone

no they don't paddle at the school i go to.

[Deaner]

Re: Hi everyone

no they don't paddle at the school i go to.

Don't you have any pictures of the retards?

[we_are_warned]

Re: Hi everyone

people from my school??

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Hi everyone

people from my school??

NO! He means those, um, mentally challenged folks (retardeds, Jesus forgive noddy) at that home you visited, missy!

Tell us, did they spill food on their clothes and spit up on the nurses, and drool all over themselves? It would be fun to see that happen!

[we_are_warned]

Re: Hi everyone

no nothing of the sort. Some were mentally challenged not everyone. There were older people there that couldn't take care of themselves. Like one woman there; her name was Anna she a Alzheimer's. Sad but funny. She slapped one of my friends, kicked another and tried to choke another friend with a telephone cord. lol

[Bob4God]

Re: Hi everyone

no nothing of the sort. Some were mentally challenged not everyone. There were older people there that couldn't take care of themselves. Like one woman there; her name was Anna she a Alzheimer's. Sad but funny. She slapped one of my friends, kicked another and tried to choke another friend with a telephone cord. lol

She slapped them? KICKED them? CHOKED THEM WITH A TELEPHONE CORD?!!

Surely she is possessed of a demon! Tell us, who did she kick and where? It could be the devil's attempt to keep some poor young man out of Heaven.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Hi everyone

She slapped them? KICKED them? CHOKED THEM WITH A TELEPHONE CORD?!!

Surely she is possessed of a demon! Tell us, who did she kick and where?

The crazy old bat was obviously unsaved, and spoiling rapidly like putrifying garbage left out in the sun, the meat of her diseased brain pocked with holes like swiss cheese, and crawling with DEMONS, the kind that attack the internal organs!

Beware, there is a demon for every sort of affliction! For it is written ...

Luke 8:30 And Jesus asked him, saying, What is thy name? And he said, Legion: because many devils were entered into him ...

This is a job for our Godly Sister Justina, who is an expert on those, brother! Praise!

[we_are_warned]

Re: Hi everyone

she kicked a friend of mine. She was kicked in the leg.

[ExGay Alex]

Re: Hi everyone

I am a little concerned about the activities for Sunday at 7:15, which take place just around group time.

If you are having homosexual thoughts, please, send me a detailed private message so that I can minister to you in Christ's name. I have some experience in this in the distant past, but I have since turned around completely, praise the Lord. Recently, I ministered to a young oil worker at a drilling site in Eastern Siberia, with much success, I might add. Praise Jesus and the power of the spirit!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi everyone

I am a little concerned about the activities for Sunday at 7:15, which take place just around group time.

If you are having homosexual thoughts, please, send me a detailed private message so that I can minister to you in Christ's name. I have some experience in this in the distant past, but I have since turned around completely, praise the Lord. Recently, I ministered to a young oil worker at a drilling site in Eastern Siberia, with much success, I might add. Praise Jesus and the power of the spirit!

Praise Jesus! Alex I am very impressed at your eagle eye and your very Masculine Christian spirit. Any muscular, physically fit young man who is willing to help another of his fellow Men (of similar description) goes down well in my book.

Keep up the good work.

[we_are_warned]

Re: Hi everyone

Head to Head was nothing sexual. What we did was pick someone that we didn't knw very well and just sit and talked. If there was a problem at home or something you could say it and then pray about it together. nothing sexual.