Thank you Jesus for this opportunity.

[Food Manchew]

So when i was a little girl first exploring these deep murky tubes you all call the "internet", i stumbled upon the Landover Baptist website. I was maybe eleven or twelve, and i immediately found myself enamored with the absolute COURAGE i saw in the devoted Christians amidst this flock.

Today (almost a decade has gone by now) i was looking through some old recordings i had made from that year, and found a gem that i thought might be worth sharing with you, the righteous god fearing peoples of Landover Baptist. Please excuse its low production value. I am an ignorant fool in the eyes of THE LORD, and can only ask for his forgiveness in these trying times. God bless!

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[WWJDnow]

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Hello, Food, and welcome to God's Favorite Church Forum(R)!

I'm sorry that I didn't listen to your recording, but people keep posting songs here that have Devil worshiping messages when you play them backwards, and I don't need more temptation in my life. But please, tell us a little more about yourself and what brought you to Landover Baptist.

[Faith_Machine]

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Hi Food,

Are you a cannibal?

[Scott Cole]

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So when i was a little girl first exploring these deep murky tubes you all call the "internet", i stumbled upon the Landover Baptist website. I was maybe eleven or twelve, and i immediately found myself enamored with the absolute COURAGE i saw in the devoted Christians amidst this flock.

Today (almost a decade has gone by now) i was looking through some old recordings i had made from that year, and found a gem that i thought might be worth sharing with you, the righteous god fearing peoples of Landover Baptist. Please excuse its low production value. I am an ignorant fool in the eyes of THE LORD, and can only ask for his forgiveness in these trying times. God bless!
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Welcome to our part of the internets friend! how did you find Jesus? how many kids have you spat out for your Husband? Also im sorry about your chink heritage must be a burden for you and your Husband

Also i couldn't give two sh*ts about your devil music, All kids do now a days is listen to there rock and roll music inject pot and sex each other up

God Bless



EDIT: DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK! I decided to investigate, As soon as i arrived at her website i was greeted by the words "Im a good catholic" The music started playing all i could hear was faint chanting, This is the work of the devil it doesn't even try to hide it's satanic debauchery.

Burn this witch!

[Food Manchew]

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Welcome to our part of the internets friend! how did you find Jesus? how many kids have you spat out for your Husband? Also im sorry about your chink heritage must be a burden for you and your Husband

Also i couldn't give two sh*ts about your devil music, All kids do now a days is listen to there rock and roll music inject pot and sex each other up

God Bless



EDIT: DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK! I decided to investigate, As soon as i arrived at her website i was greeted by the words "Im a good catholic" The music started playing all i could hear was faint chanting, This is the work of the devil it doesn't even try to hide it's satanic debauchery.

Burn this witch!

My oriental roots are disgusting...i know. However, my burden outweighs my shame in that i must overcome the superstitious and barbaric ways of my ancestors. Perhaps this is why as a child i composed something so blasphemous. Maybe i was under the control of some demonic spirit. Perhaps somewhere in my lineage there was indeed a witch whose evil presence still scars my sickly yellow skin. Regardless of these questions the composition in question was constructed using audio files from this websites repository of educational and righteous philosophy. I made it in an immature attempt to expose the sinister and wicked nature of homosexuals, catholics, and that secular abomination called "star trek". Forgive me Lord for the blight i have helped to propagate.
And also, perhaps the person in charge of the audio portion of this website should reconsider his choice in what is uploaded, for it may be used to harm the lamb of god rather than heal.

I will leave you now with a favorite passage from The Good Book.
Nahum 1:2-8

King James Version (KJV)

2 God is jealous, and the Lord revengeth; the Lord revengeth, and is furious; the Lord will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.
3 The Lord is slow to anger, and great in power, and will not at all acquit the wicked: the Lord hath his way in the whirlwind and in the storm, and the clouds are the dust of his feet.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Well Ms. Manchew, I was able to listen to your composition prior to an Administrator properly removing the link. No Christian should be exposed to it as I had to retire to my prayer closet after the experience. I wound up falling asleep in the closet and have gained new insights from my visit with the Holy Spirit.

At one point in the piece I distinctly heard some incantations for the cathylick wafer death cult, but more importantly there were the distinct influences of chink music - more specifically the use of the chink pentatonic scale (and we all know what a pentagram is and its role in calling forth Satan). When I was growing up we used to make light of this music by playing just on the black keys on the piano. There are some scholars at the Landover Baptist College of Music that have called for the elimination of the black keys on the piano, but to date those recommendations have not been adopted.

We can't end this discussion without the mention of the use of the evil tritone (which even the cathylick church had the common sense to ban), the modernist's dodecaphonic elements, and finally at the end of the piece some evidence that John Cage may have planted his seed in your loins (perhaps during your sleep).

The Holy Spirit has definitely moved you to come to the right place to seek Salvation, and you should make every effort to take advantage of the Divine guidance.

[Brother Larry]

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So when i was a little girl first exploring these deep murky tubes you all call the "internet", i stumbled upon the Landover Baptist website. I was maybe eleven or twelve, and i immediately found myself enamored with the absolute COURAGE i saw in the devoted Christians amidst this flock.

Today (almost a decade has gone by now) i was looking through some old recordings i had made from that year, and found a gem that i thought might be worth sharing with you, the righteous god fearing peoples of Landover Baptist. Please excuse its low production value. I am an ignorant fool in the eyes of THE LORD, and can only ask for his forgiveness in these trying times. God bless!

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HI! I UNDERSTAND IF I SHOUT, YOU WILL UNDERSTAND ME BETTER SINCE YOU ARE A FURRINER! But it makes my caps lock tired, so to hell with you if you won't learn to understand true American.

Is your wok with God good?

Like the others, I missed your link, but I am surmising it is for the best. You see, I am an ex-cathylick and listening to the things described above is not conducive to my continued antipapism. I am almost over my cravings for jesus crackers, as I mentioned in another post on this, God's Favorite Forum. I bought some Cheezits today and they seem to have the same effect with a lot more flavor.

How many car accidents have you had lately? I feel bad for your insurance agent, but I'm sure you have made him a ton of money. I certainly hope he tithes. (Hell is hot.)

So, Chinga Chong, I am going to bid you a hearty hop-sing welcome to our forum. I'll begin to pray for you now. I don't think GOD has a very high opinion of people that don't drive well and use MSG. Still, with the help of this forum, you might not burn in the hottest part of hell. (That's up to the pastors).

You'll still burn, though. Unless you seek JESUS as your SAVIOR. Speak English, though, when you're humbly approaching the throne of Grace. GOD ain't got time to sit and listen to funny sounding ramblings.

In Brotherly Love,
Brother Larry

[MitzaLizalor]

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Well Ms. Manchew, I was able to listen to your composition prior to an Administrator properly removing the link. No Christian should be exposed to it as I had to retire to my prayer closet after the experience. I wound up falling asleep in the closet and have gained new insights from my visit with the Holy Spirit.

At one point in the piece I distinctly heard some incantations for the cathylick wafer death cult, but more importantly there were the distinct influences of chink music - more specifically the use of the chink pentatonic scale (and we all know what a pentagram is and its role in calling forth Satan). When I was growing up we used to make light of this music by playing just on the black keys on the piano. There are some scholars at the Landover Baptist College of Music that have called for the elimination of the black keys on the piano, but to date those recommendations have not been adopted.

We can't end this discussion without the mention of the use of the evil tritone (which even the cathylick church had the common sense to ban), the modernist's dodecaphonic elements, and finally at the end of the piece some evidence that John Cage may have planted his seed in your loins (perhaps during your sleep).

The Holy Spirit has definitely moved you to come to the right place to seek Salvation, and you should make every effort to take advantage of the Divine guidance.

The tritone, expressed as an augmented fourth and resolving to the dominant major triad is very useful. Technically in that case it is not a tritone.

EXAMPLE 1 @ 0:17

The cunning Japanese however has conjured devices capable of 5 note scales even if the black notes were removed. By assigning pitch classes of equal temperament but where the octave is split into 5 equal parts rather than 12 a particularly obnoxious effect is achieved. In that case I suppose it is not a temperament at all but something more akin to the French whole tone scales favoured by Messiaen [catholic].

EXAMPLE 2 @ 0:28.f . WARNING a]Swedish b]jazz

c]then he builds from B which makes the whole thing a sort of modified Locrian mode
absolute anathema in ecclesiastical music





EXAMPLE 2 WARNING do not listen to this

scale @ 3:32–3:36

I am glad that Miss Food is eager to accept Jesus, despite coming from such a musical tradition and am sure that The Pastors will be able to provide sound guidance at any time. If it is "Mr" Food on the other hand an exorcism may be required. I almost bought a ukulele.