[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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I can't handle you evil people. You are proof that Catholicism isn't that bad. At least Catholics aren't racist. At least they have morals. At least Catholics aren't corrupt bastards like the lot of you.
You accuse me of lashing out with hate and venom. Which is hilarious, considering. Look at this hate-filled website. In my first post, I made a simple mistake by posting in the Introductions forum. Not only that, but I wanted you to explain your beliefs so I might choose this path. In return, I was lashed at and belittled. I then posted a plagiarized section from a website, and the only untruthful thing about it is that I didn't say where I got it from.
Some of you make fun of my diction, like you are superior to me in that you can point out my grammatical mistakes.
The only posts I appreciate are the ones that say something along the lines of "you can still be saved." The rest of you are the true unsaved trash.

Says the thieving atheist who has no moral foundation whatsoever.

So when did you decide to adopt a worldview that sees nothing wrong with things like baby torture and mass murder?

Pastor Ed

[AliceDemonslayer]

Re: Check out this plagiarized crap I'm passing off as my own.

Goodness, it looks an awful lot like we have a homer on our hands... Rhiannon, it is a shame you have such a big problem with hell, since you are clearly going to spend eternity there, even if you are not a homer.

[ExGay Alex]

Re: Check out this plagiarized crap I'm passing off as my own.

I can't handle you evil people. You are proof that Catholicism isn't that bad. At least Catholics aren't racist. At least they have morals. At least Catholics aren't corrupt bastards like the lot of you.
You accuse me of lashing out with hate and venom. Which is hilarious, considering. Look at this hate-filled website. In my first post, I made a simple mistake by posting in the Introductions forum. Not only that, but I wanted you to explain your beliefs so I might choose this path. In return, I was lashed at and belittled. I then posted a plagiarized section from a website, and the only untruthful thing about it is that I didn't say where I got it from.
Some of you make fun of my diction, like you are superior to me in that you can point out my grammatical mistakes.
The only posts I appreciate are the ones that say something along the lines of "you can still be saved." The rest of you are the true unsaved trash.

Neither we nor Jesus care about your bad grammatical mistakes (you also seem to have more than a few issues with syntax).

We just want you to get saved!!

Here is all you do: Post the following text as your Facebook status (this prayer was tailored for your particular case).

Lord Jesus, I ask You to forgive my sins and save me from eternal damnation in the fiery flames of Hell. I accept Your work and death on the cross as sufficient payment for my sins and vow never to sin again, as a return to my past filled with plagiarism, lesbianism and/or masturbation, and witchcraft (plus overeating, as I am bit plump of late) will revoke your temporary sacrifice. Thank You for providing the way for me to know You and to have a relationship with my heavenly Father. Through faith in You, I have eternal life, on the condition, which I freely accept, that I follow the Bible word for word in everything I do. Thank You also for hearing my prayers and loving me unconditionally, subject to the foregoing. Please give me the strength, wisdom, and determination to walk in the center of Your will. In Jesus’ name, amen.

Jesus reads Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/We.Believe.Jesus) and from this moment on, you will go to heaven, not Hell.

Oh, and you must be baptised. John 3:7.

And go to church every Sunday. Hebrews 10:25

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Check out this plagiarized crap I'm passing off as my own.

I can't handle you evil people. You are proof that Catholicism isn't that bad. At least Catholics aren't racist. At least they have morals. At least Catholics aren't corrupt bastards like the lot of you.
You accuse me of lashing out with hate and venom. Which is hilarious, considering. Look at this hate-filled website. In my first post, I made a simple mistake by posting in the Introductions forum. Not only that, but I wanted you to explain your beliefs so I might choose this path. In return, I was lashed at and belittled. I then posted a plagiarized section from a website, and the only untruthful thing about it is that I didn't say where I got it from.
Some of you make fun of my diction, like you are superior to me in that you can point out my grammatical mistakes.
The only posts I appreciate are the ones that say something along the lines of "you can still be saved." The rest of you are the true unsaved trash.

Excuse me, did you say Ctholicks are not corrupt?

How many paedophiles did the pope protect as head of his institution?

Who collaborated with Nazis?

Who lives a palace built of gold?

Open your eyes...

YIC