From the U.K

[conanissaved]

Hello my brothers. I am a 23 year old man from England, who attends the Canvey Union National Trust, a baptist church in the south.

I was saved a few years ago, and have recently been standing up for the bible in my local area, picketing so called gay rights marches, what rights do they have?
I do not believe for one moment they can not control their perverted sexual urges.

If any one is up for supporting true christianity in the U.K, let me know.

Thank you all, and god bless you. Brother Conan.

[Alvin Moss]

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Hello my brothers. I am a 23 year old man from England, who attends the Canvey Union National Trust, a baptist church in the south.

I was saved a few years ago, and have recently been standing up for the bible in my local area, picketing so called gay rights marches, what rights do they have?
I do not believe for one moment they can not control their perverted sexual urges.

If any one is up for supporting true christianity in the U.K, let me know.

Thank you all, and god bless you. Brother Conan.

Welcome friend! You can be assured of our complete support, as long as you don't ask for any money.

It is good to know that there are still other Christians, besides the few we know of, still there in godless England. Until the invention of these internets, we thought for over a hundred years that there were no Christians left in England at all, they having decamped for America long ago. We have established ties with many survivors such as yourself over the last few years.

What is your favorite Bible verse? Have you married yet? What is your personal take on the size of English refrigerators?

God Bless!

[conanissaved]

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Thank you for your reply, and maybe Deuteronomy 22:20, as I firmly believe a woman who lies about being a virgin, and you finding out on the holy night of marriage, should be punished firmly. Although it is hard to choose, as the whole of the bible is gods word.
I have not married yet, but am engaged to be with a lovely girl.

Our refrigerators are very small, Which is disappointing.

I feel I will fit in well here, what church do you attend brother?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Hello, and welcome to our friendly forums! How nice to see the Word of God can still get through, even in England! Tell me, what is your favorite way to convince the sinner their total depravity in the Eyes of God?

[Alvin Moss]

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I have never felt free to reveal my own congregation, due to the death threats I have received from the unsaved in my internet ministry. I am a member of a Baptist Church in San Antonio, Texas, the internet Pastor and formerly the Head Pastor, now retired.

In these parts, there are many papists, who are mostly Democrats. They are violent and often attack Christians, especially once they drink up a lot of beer, which they favor. There are also Jesuit battle groups roaming the city looking for signs of Christianity. We fear most an attack while we are there in large numbers worshipping. There could be an awful toll. Thus, our secrecy about our location.

Still, God loves Christians and here in America, where there are still many Christians, He delivers us a bounty that requires a large refrigerator. Mine is six feet tall and five feet wide. It includes a freezer with an ice maker.

Welcome to our friendly forum.

God Bless!

[conanissaved]

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Mary, there are many ways to convince them. A member at the local church beat his children for around three days, after finding a horrific metal album, that had the cheek to call itself a christian metal album! The children luckily repented and understood the favour their parents provided, but the corrupt social services decided to take them away, and I hear they now live with a evil goth family!

But, the authorities think this is best, and I have seen the children, obviously possessed, in the local area.

And Alvin, I feel your pain. If only there were christian manufacturers in England, I would have a beautiful fridge, but as it is mainly the disgusting Asian brands here that are run by evil gooks, I think I will have a long wait.

[FreeFromBrains]

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Mary, there are many ways to convince them. A member at the local church beat his children for around three days, after finding a horrific metal album, that had the cheek to call itself a christian metal album! The children luckily repented and understood the favour their parents provided, but the corrupt social services decided to take them away, and I hear they now live with a evil goth family!

But, the authorities think this is best, and I have seen the children, obviously possessed, in the local area.

And Alvin, I feel your pain. If only there were christian manufacturers in England, I would have a beautiful fridge, but as it is mainly the disgusting Asian brands here that are run by evil gooks, I think I will have a long wait.

Typical Christian bigot.

Do you even know how racist the word 'gook' is?

Way to make me not proud to be British. Are you part of the EDL? I'm sure you would fit right in.

Racist pig.

[conanissaved]

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Part of the EDL? Why are you judging me? I find that offensive, and am sure Jesus will too. I pray for you.

And no, it is not offensive. Just true. Please educate yourself.

[Christian Male]

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I feel your pain. brother. I too live in this sinful country, surrounded by the homoqueer Scottish and the Satanic Welsh.

And don't get me started on the so-called "Irish"

[conanissaved]

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Christian male, I am glad to meet a fellow Christian in this awful country. Please do not get started on our evil neighbours, I only can survive each day knowing they are that close accepting the lord and praying. Where are you from in England?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Mary, there are many ways to convince them.

Oh yes, praise Jesus!

I'm wondering what YOU do to show the love of Jesus. For example I like to share the fact that each individual person is in the need of a Savior from eternal Hell. I give them a glass of water and tell them there is a little bit of urine in it, not much, you can't see it, but it's there. Then I ask why they don't drink it. When they tell me how disgusting this is, I share the Good News about Sin (a condition to which they were born because a particular woman in a garden long ago was foolish and impulsive enough to listen to a talking serpent). This Sin affects God in much the same way a glass of water with urine affects them. No mater how nice and refreshing the water is, if it's tainted with only the tiniest bit of urine, it's undrinkable. The LORD sees our souls and if He does not see Christ and only Christ (Isaiah 43:25; 2 Corinthians 5:17), He sees the Sin, which rightfully repulses and angers Him. Only, instead of wrinkling up His nose, The LORD tosses the offending individual into the fiery pits of Hell for all eternity! Thus is His Justice revealed to be mighty, and perfect!

I'm wondering how you are used by the LORD to reach others. In other words, what kind of tool for Jesus are you?

[conanissaved]

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What a beautiful comparison! Would you mind if I used the urine in the glass comparison for the future?
Mary, I will not lie, I am awaiting my calling from god, but so far I have gone to every gay parade and tried to turn them from sin, and also have raised cash at the local church to try and get a lawyer to shut the local disabled children's home, as I do NOT want satan's own offspring living in my vicinity!
I hope this is a good start, and wish to do many more good things in the future.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Oh yes, praise Jesus!

I'm wondering what YOU do to show the love of Jesus. For example I like to share the fact that each individual person is in the need of a Savior from eternal Hell. I give them a glass of water and tell them there is a little bit of urine in it, not much, you can't see it, but it's there. Then I ask why they don't drink it. When they tell me how disgusting this is, I share the Good News about Sin (a condition to which they were born because a particular woman in a garden long ago was foolish and impulsive enough to listen to a talking serpent). This Sin affects God in much the same way a glass of water with urine affects them. No mater how nice and refreshing the water is, if it's tainted with only the tiniest bit of urine, it's undrinkable. The LORD sees our souls and if He does not see Christ and only Christ (Isaiah 43:25; 2 Corinthians 5:17), He sees the Sin, which rightfully repulses and angers Him. Only, instead of wrinkling up His nose, The LORD tosses the offending individual into the fiery pits of Hell for all eternity! Thus is His Justice revealed to be mighty, and perfect!

I'm wondering how you are used by the LORD to reach others. In other words, what kind of tool for Jesus are you?

What a beautiful metaphor, sister.

During my sinful years, drinking a glass of urine or goat's blood was no different to me than eating a ham sandwich. I would ceremonially consume profuse amounts of human feces in an attempt to desecrate my body and spit in Christ's holy eye. I would fornicate on a pentagram everyday before breakfast with multiple partners, attend Yoga classes every afternoon. I even performed the Abramelin operation near a pyramid in Cairo, to induce demonic intelligences to do my bidding. I had a guru, a crystal collection, and drove a Volvo. I was truly devoid of any moral compass.

But in prison, habituated to gay rape, I came to know Christ through His teaching as preserved in the King James Bible. When Christ entered me, the otherwise unquenchable lust for urine was quaffed, and my demonic cohabitants fled from my body through my anus. The AIDS was squeezed from my colon like a sponge, and I shed tears of joy in salvation through Christ. Today, I am as manly as Samson, without the long joo hair.

Yours in Christ Jesus,

Billy Bob

[Mary Etheldreda]

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What a beautiful comparison! Would you mind if I used the urine in the glass comparison for the future?

Of course! It was not my idea to begin with - the LORD shared it with me through a mutual friend.

Mary, I will not lie, I am awaiting my calling from god, but so far I have gone to every gay parade and tried to turn them from sin, and also have raised cash at the local church to try and get a lawyer to shut the local disabled children's home, as I do NOT want satan's own offspring living in my vicinity!
I hope this is a good start, and wish to do many more good things in the future.

If I were to encourage you in any way, I would hope it would be to inspire you to read the Holy Bible (and supplement it with anointed teaching) so you too can know what the LORD truly wants. Why, for example, why is it important to shut down the local disabled children's home? Rather than shutting it down, perhaps the LORD is guiding you to share the Gospel Message with them, so they can pray in faith, be healed, and get to work to support the job-creators which have been giving them a hand out this whole time! Here you can read why There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church, and the reasons behind why God Hates Cripples.

I will admit, carrying these signs outside establishments like children's homes and faggots, has opened all kinds of opportunity for dialog!

[Alvin Moss]

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Of course! It was not my idea to begin with - the LORD shared it with me through a mutual friend.





If I were to encourage you in any way, I would hope it would be to inspire you to read the Holy Bible (and supplement it with anointed teaching) so you too can know what the LORD truly wants. Why, for example, why is it important to shut down the local disabled children's home? Rather than shutting it down, perhaps the LORD is guiding you to share the Gospel Message with them, so they can pray in faith, be healed, and get to work to support the job-creators which have been giving them a hand out this whole time! Here you can read why There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church, and the reasons behind why God Hates Cripples.

I will admit, carrying these signs outside establishments like children's homes and faggots, has opened all kinds of opportunity for dialog!

Where was that picture taken, Sister?

I believe that could be my grandmother, Edna, who went forth to try to bring God's Word to the Mormans in Pocatello.

I always want to misspell Pocatello. She always called it Pocatella. The spell check doesn't like it either way, but I still appreciate the spell check, as it makes me look smart.

BTW- My grandfather and grandmother were unsuccessful in bringing God's Word to the Mormans. Those Mormans have no appreciation of the difficulties encountered when one pulls up roots and moves to a foreign country to preach the gospels. They were rude and offensive. There were threats.

God's word is not appreciated in Idaho. It must be awful there.