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  • Acachan
    Unsaved trash, pathetic jap wannabe
    • Sep 2013
    • 10

    #1

    Hi!

    Hi my name is Atsuko! My friends all call me Acchan... which clearly means that you all can't call me that yet~
    Anyway, my favorite Bible verse is Matthew 6:33.
    I accepted Christ when I was four and I clearly can't remember that far back (I mean, it's two in the morning!) But I come here with no rambling!
    Nice to meet you all! ^-^
    Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.
  • Pastor Ed Lowman
    Southern Hospitality Exemplified
    Always kind and loving
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2011
    • 1838

    #2
    Re: Hi!

    Originally posted by Acchan View Post
    Hi my name is Atsuko! My friends all call me Acchan... which clearly means that you all can't call me that yet~
    Anyway, my favorite Bible verse is Matthew 6:33.
    I accepted Christ when I was four and I clearly can't remember that far back (I mean, it's two in the morning!) But I come here with no rambling!
    Nice to meet you all! ^-^
    Very sparse introduction.

    Your name isn't a cut-down reference to Achan, the son of Carmi, who caused Israel to sin before God in the matter of the accursed thing, is it? (see Joshua 7:1-26) I hope not.

    How many children do you have? Where do you go to church? And how did you "accept Christ" at the infantile age of four???

    Pastor Ed

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    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930

      #3
      Re: Hi!

      Amen! We should not store up treasures on the earth, but in heaven.

      And what better way to do that than a very generous gift to God's holy work that we at LBC do?

      34 Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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      • Acachan
        Unsaved trash, pathetic jap wannabe
        • Sep 2013
        • 10

        #4
        Re: Hi!

        Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
        Very sparse introduction.

        Your name isn't a cut-down reference to Achan, the son of Carmi, who caused Israel to sin before God in the matter of the accursed thing, is it? (see Joshua 7:1-26) I hope not.

        How many children do you have? Where do you go to church? And how did you "accept Christ" at the infantile age of four???

        Pastor Ed
        Ehehehehe... no way my name is definitely not a reference to Achan! I have no children- I have way too much more life to live before I want kids! (⌒▽⌒)☆ I right now don't have a church- bad things happened in my last church that I don't want to talk about. (´∩`。)

        How did I accept Christ when I was four? Well... my Otou-san was a pastor and beat the fear of God into me from a very very young age... so by the time I was four I knew that the only way I could live is if I accepted Christ!
        Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

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        • Scott Cole
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2013
          • 193

          #5
          Re: Hi!

          Originally posted by Acchan View Post
          Ehehehehe... no way my name is definitely not a reference to Achan! I have no children- I have way too much more life to live before I want kids! (⌒▽⌒)☆ I right now don't have a church- bad things happened in my last church that I don't want to talk about. (´∩`。)

          How did I accept Christ when I was four? Well... my Otou-san was a pastor and beat the fear of God into me from a very very young age... so by the time I was four I knew that the only way I could live is if I accepted Christ!
          Hello Acchan

          A few things have troubled me with this post

          Firstly you do realize that we as Christians need to pump out as many Christian soldiers as humanly possible, so that one day our seed will triumph over all

          Genesis 1:28 - And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
          Secondly you mentioned bad things happen when you go to church? this is deeply troubling Son, Are you by any chance possessed? do you find yourself feeling weak when entering church? Do you feel sudden urges to maim and rape small children?

          lastly you mentioned a Pastor by the name of 'Otou-san' are you sure your parents were taking you to a baptist church? are you positive the chink wasn't trying to lure you into some kind of cult? maybe thats why you cant go to churches? Perhaps this chink has forced some un-godly creature into your body?

          oh my ill be sure to send some prayers your way

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          • Acachan
            Unsaved trash, pathetic jap wannabe
            • Sep 2013
            • 10

            #6
            Re: Hi!

            Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
            Amen! We should not store up treasures on the earth, but in heaven.

            And what better way to do that than a very generous gift to God's holy work that we at LBC do?

            34 Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.
            Etou... was this aimed at me? (‘◇’)?
            Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

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            • Acachan
              Unsaved trash, pathetic jap wannabe
              • Sep 2013
              • 10

              #7
              Re: Hi!

              Originally posted by Scott Cole View Post
              Hello Acchan

              A few things have troubled me with this post

              Firstly you do realize that we as Christians need to pump out as many Christian soldiers as humanly possible, so that one day our seed will triumph over all



              Secondly you mentioned bad things happen when you go to church? this is deeply troubling Son, Are you by any chance possessed? do you find yourself feeling weak when entering church? Do you feel sudden urges to maim and rape small children?

              lastly you mentioned a Pastor by the name of 'Otou-san' are you sure your parents were taking you to a baptist church? are you positive the chink wasn't trying to lure you into some kind of cult? maybe thats why you cant go to churches? Perhaps this chink has forced some un-godly creature into your body?

              oh my ill be sure to send some prayers your way
              Etou... I call my father Otou-san. Also- I'm a girl~! You're so funny~ 。◕‿◕。
              Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

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              • Pastor Ed Lowman
                Southern Hospitality Exemplified
                Always kind and loving
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2011
                • 1838

                #8
                Re: Hi!

                Originally posted by Acchan View Post
                Ehehehehe... no way my name is definitely not a reference to Achan! I have no children- I have way too much more life to live before I want kids! (⌒▽⌒)☆ I right now don't have a church- bad things happened in my last church that I don't want to talk about. (´∩`。)

                How did I accept Christ when I was four? Well... my Otou-san was a pastor and beat the fear of God into me from a very very young age... so by the time I was four I knew that the only way I could live is if I accepted Christ!
                Friend, your posts are starting to trouble me. As Brother Cole explained, God wants us to want children since the Scripture says we are blessed in them (see Psalm 127:5).

                As for not attending church, well, that isn't going to work since God commands church attendance (see Hebrews 10:25; Acts 20:7).

                Finally, on this Board we speak American, so that means names and references should generally sound like "Tom," "John," "Chris," etc. Certainly not "Otou-san."

                Pastor Ed

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                • Pastor Ed Lowman
                  Southern Hospitality Exemplified
                  Always kind and loving
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 1838

                  #9
                  Re: Hi!

                  Originally posted by Acchan View Post
                  Etou... I call my father Otou-san. Also- I'm a girl~! You're so funny~ 。◕‿◕。
                  These are very serious matters, young lady! And had you introduced yourself properly, there would have been no misunderstanding.

                  Pastor Ed

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                  • Acachan
                    Unsaved trash, pathetic jap wannabe
                    • Sep 2013
                    • 10

                    #10
                    Re: Hi!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
                    Friend, your posts are starting to trouble me. As Brother Cole explained, God wants us to want children since the Scripture says we are blessed in them (see Psalm 127:5).

                    As for not attending church, well, that isn't going to work since God commands church attendance (see Hebrews 10:25; Acts 20:7).

                    Finally, on this Board we speak American, so that means names and references should generally sound like "Tom," "John," "Chris," etc. Certainly not "Otou-san."

                    Pastor Ed
                    Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
                    These are very serious matters, young lady! And had you introduced yourself properly, there would have been no misunderstanding.

                    Pastor Ed
                    Ah... gomen... >_< I didn't mean to break any rules or anything! I'll just have to try my best to stick to the status quo around here! I'll keep trying!! ^-^
                    Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

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                    • Acachan
                      Unsaved trash, pathetic jap wannabe
                      • Sep 2013
                      • 10

                      #11
                      Re: Hi!

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
                      Friend, your posts are starting to trouble me. As Brother Cole explained, God wants us to want children since the Scripture says we are blessed in them (see Psalm 127:5).
                      But I have so much more life to live! I'm going to be the protagonist of my own life how I want to for just a bit longer~ I refuse to stop shining now!! I still have a long race to run!!! ☆*・゜゚・*\(^O^)/*・゜゚・*☆
                      Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

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                      • Faith_Machine
                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 10050

                        #12
                        Re: Hi!

                        Young lady, what is this nonsense you're spewing? You think you can "shine" without getting married and having children!?

                        Who put this monstrous thought into your little head?
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