Former witch looking for Jesus!

[13th_Disciple]

Re: Former witch looking for Jesus!

Oh thank you for that link, Mary Etheldreda !! You truly seem to be a woman in Christ's heart so I will look into your footsteps as a guidance.

[13th_Disciple]

Re: Former witch looking for Jesus!

Oh, oh yes, I know! The idea is terrifying to me. As someone who was an expert at reading signs, this one was all too clear. The bird splatter was a fair warning that the Dove (God) was displeased with the filth I was mingling into.

The warnings of The Lord always start off benign before getting serious. Who knows, had I not turned away from Sin, He might've even arranged for me to be near a skyscraper whilst some man infected with The Gay jumps out the window to kill us both off! From bird-poop to butt pirates falling from the sky. The Lord Works in Mysterious ways!

As for your question, I am still beginning. I frantically sought online for Christ but there were SO MANY confusing denominators and contradicting paths. Hundreds and Thousands of them!!!

I wanted the REAL DEAL so I looked online for something official and behold, another sign ... in the symbols of trademarks and copyrights. Why would GOD himself allow His sacred words to be officially trademarked if they weren't officially his?? He wouldn't it! So this place beats them all!! and he's always ready to beat the others! <-- "Only I shall stand!" Proverbs 19:21

The answer was TOO clear. I am still working on the FULL interpretation of

It was nice to meet you, brother in Christ, Zechariah Smyth!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Former witch looking for Jesus!

Hello and welcome to our friendly forums! How wonderful for you to have such a tangible and unmistakable sign as proof that Jesus watches over you all the time! Most people have forgotten this, and only think about Him when they need something, not thinking that Jesus is always there, always watching! Always!

Have you started reading the Holy Bible yet? You should! It's God's love letter just to you (well, and to me, and to everyone, but it's still personal in a mysterious way if you don't think too hard about it)!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Former witch looking for Jesus!

Glory!



Looks like you got here just in time, friend. You never know when Jesus is going to drop a grand piano on your head, or send a swarm of cockatrices to tear the meat from your bones.

Tell me, how far along have you got in your cover-to-cover reading of Scripture? That is the only sure-fire way to know what He wants.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[13th_Disciple]

Hullo, everyone

My name is Ariana and I've come to these forums in grave need of assistance!

My goal: It is my deep longing to become a True Christian™ after a recent experience I had that was surely a sign from The Good Lord, Himself! A revelation, if you will.

My story: I was out in the woods, tracing pentacles in the sacred Earth with my finger, when I felt a tap on my shoulder. I was wearing my jacket, so the sound was quite solid and pronounced, I knew it wasn't my imagination!

So I looked over my shoulder and saw no one. Spooky, right? But where the sound had emitted was what appeared to be a white splatter, which vaguely resembled the face of a bearded man. I looked up and guess what I saw???

A white bird! So, rushing home to discover what sort of symbolism this might mean I quickly saw that the symbol of the white bird is a DOVE! And a DOVE is a sign of The Good Lord!

Clearly He was displeased of my drawing pentacles on the dirt below.. and I deeply repent! I was actually planning to summon something from beyond (cause I was lonely and needed an invisible friend).. so He came in the nick of time! This was yesterday! But now I wish to be a disciple of Jesus. The 13th disciple.

But my brothers and father have informed me of how stupid I was, since.. there is no 13th disciple. But they are graceful and forgiving as they understand my ignorance is due to my natural design.

I know as a woman I will hardly be able to get *anything* done right compared to a man, so will you all guide and bare with me as I quest to become a True Christian™ woman???

My favorite biblical verses are Deuteronomy 23:1 and Deuteronomy 25:11-12 as they've really conveyed to me just how important manhoods are. (I took the path of a Pagan due to the FemiNazis lying to me about my own feminine power, so these verses really helped to set me straight).

Thank you for your consideration.

GLORY JESUS!!!