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  • As i was beating my children…

    We all know the danger of Goth CULTure i'm sure, my own children seems to dabble in it—idk what they have to be depressed for, and always wondered how to bring them back to the Lord.

    So one day as i was beating my children with the Bible for it slipped from my hands and fell open to a page in ecclesiaties and i when i started reading it i knew i had my ansewr

    Ecclesiaties 7:3 "Frustration is better than laughter, because a sad face is good for the heart."

    and

    Eecclesiaties 12:8 "Meaningless meaningless! says the Teacher. "Everything is meaningless!"



    what better way to engage the sick and depraved and dispondent mind of the goth than with *these* glorious words of God? AND IT WORKED! now when they cut themselves it's with images of cruxificions and Ecclesiates verses. I am truley blessed and caressed that i have passed this test. yay God.


    oh, hi . I am new here. a 'newbie' as it were (lol) . i found this place therw one of my facebook friends today. so overjoyed i was that i found a place i could rant and hate agasint everyone not like me in peace and quiet. i'd love to tell you about my the neighbors who spy on me and sell my life-script to the meta aliens who run the media networks but the frequency feedback loop in my teeth is driving crazy —howling, whispering terrible things about me in a serpents voice— and i have to get to my 'safe spot'… its a couch coushin fort covered in tin foil !
    Job 6:5 Doth the wild ass bray when he hath grass? or loweth the ox over his fodder?

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    Re: As i was beating my children…

    Liar! You're no parent! Only stupid kids type "idk" instead of "I don't know!"

    I think it's YOU who are cutting yourself! Please search the Bible and see if you can find any verses that pertain to putting marks on your body.
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      Re: As i was beating my children…

      Originally posted by Canyon of Hate View Post
      ...i have to get to my 'safe spot'… its a couch coushin fort covered in tin foil !
      There's the problem - you can't get actual tin foil anymore.

      It's all aluminum foil now. No wonder it doesn't work to keep the government mind control rays out.

      Oh, and "Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus."

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        Re: As i was beating my children…

        Originally posted by Canyon of Hate View Post
        blah blah blah

        i was beating my children with the Bible

        blah blah blah
        Whoa buddy, that ain't cool. Please show some respect for God's Word.



        Originally posted by Canyon of Hate View Post
        blah blah blah

        Ecclesiaties 7:3 "Frustration is better than laughter, because a sad face is good for the heart."

        Eecclesiaties 12:8 "Meaningless meaningless! says the Teacher. "Everything is meaningless!"

        blah blah blah
        Never mind: the "bible" you have is defective anyway. What kind of flea market "bible" do you have, friend? That's not what those verses say.

        (Ecclesiastes 7:3) "Sorrow is better than laughter: for by the sadness of the countenance the heart is made better."

        (Ecclesiastes 12:8) "Vanity of vanities, saith the preacher; all is vanity."

        It's when people start modifying the Bible to suit their secular peccadilloes that the heartache begins. Throw out the monstrosity you have and get a proper KJV Holy Bible.

        Yours in Christ,

        Z. Smyth
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