[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Hiiii

I think you need some fun too. A threesome would be good. Actually, let's make it a foursome. You, me, Scott, and my boyfriend.

Congratulations, Lube Loafer. You are now on moderation.

Pastor Ed

[Obese Gay Al]

Re: Hiiii

This is not a pick-up site for perverts, it's a CHRISTIAN FORUM!

One more post like that and out you go. Now repent and let Jesus heal you of your disgusting habit. And I don't mean maybe.

I think you need some fun too. A threesome would be good. Actually, let's make it a foursome. You, me, Scott, and my boyfriend.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hiiii

I know what you need to not think such a thing. You need to have fun. Meet me at any gay bar in Denver and I'll show you what some good fun is, I'll bring the condoms and lube.

This is not a pick-up site for perverts, it's a CHRISTIAN FORUM!

One more post like that and out you go. Now repent and let Jesus heal you of your disgusting habit. And I don't mean maybe.

[Obese Gay Al]

Re: Hiiii

I dont see whats so funny Al, Brother Alvin was only telling you what will happen if you continue to live out your faggy existence. But there seems to be no reasoning with you, Typical athiest faggot,

Thanks obama

I know what you need to not think such a thing. You need to have fun. Meet me at any gay bar in Denver and I'll show you what some good fun is, I'll bring the condoms and lube.

[Scott Cole]

Re: Hiiii

You're making yourself clear, alright. Clear that you are a comedian, because not only was that the dumbest shit I have seen, but also the funniest. I haven't laughed this hard since 9/11.

I dont see whats so funny Al, Brother Alvin was only telling you what will happen if you continue to live out your faggy existence. But there seems to be no reasoning with you, Typical athiest faggot,

Thanks obama

[Obese Gay Al]

Re: Hiiii

It's not an implication, Al. I will tell you straight out that if you don't believe in God, you will burn. If you don't repent your sins (which are many, no doubt), you will burn. If you can't forgo further perversions, you will burn. If you don't seek Salvation through Jesus, you will burn. If you don't accept Jesus (and I'm not talking about the towel boy Hay Zeus at the steam room) as your personal Savior, you will burn.

Am I making myself clear?

You're making yourself clear, alright. Clear that you are a comedian, because not only was that the dumbest shit I have seen, but also the funniest. I haven't laughed this hard since 9/11.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Hiiii

It's not an implication, Al. I will tell you straight out that if you don't believe in God, you will burn. If you don't repent your sins (which are many, no doubt), you will burn. If you can't forgo further perversions, you will burn. If you don't seek Salvation through Jesus, you will burn. If you don't accept Jesus (and I'm not talking about the towel boy Hay Zeus at the steam room) as your personal Savior, you will burn.

Am I making myself clear?

[Obese Gay Al]

Re: Hiiii

No, Al, They keep them in the Bible section. I advise you to get one and quick. Take care to get a copy of the King James Version, the only correct accounting of God's Holy Word, since 1611.

Then you must read it, every page, from cover to cover. You must know the Lord to accept Him as your savior and it's that or Hell.

Think about it, Al. You keep coming to this site. You hate Christians, you hate God and you defile yourself with perversions. You are dying of the Aids and still you come here, wasting your precious time.

Why?

God wants to save you, Al, that's what brings you here, but you must reach out and meet Him halfway.

God Bless!

So, what you're implying is that if I do not believe in God, I will go to Hell. That's one of the stupidest things I've seen so far. "You hate Christians" You hate people of all other religions and people who aren't heterosexuals. "You are dying of the Aids and still you come here, wasting your precious time." I don't have AIDS, or any other STD/ STI for that matter.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Hiiii

No, Al, They keep them in the Bible section. I advise you to get one and quick. Take care to get a copy of the King James Version, the only correct accounting of God's Holy Word, since 1611.

Then you must read it, every page, from cover to cover. You must know the Lord to accept Him as your savior and it's that or Hell.

Think about it, Al. You keep coming to this site. You hate Christians, you hate God and you defile yourself with perversions. You are dying of the Aids and still you come here, wasting your precious time.

Why?

God wants to save you, Al, that's what brings you here, but you must reach out and meet Him halfway.

God Bless!

[Obese Gay Al]

Re: Hiiii

Nay, fellow; the joke is on you.

The Lord God has sent the Aids to wipe out the homosexuals, that they may not continue to defile the Earth. You are one of the damned and you have the Aids already. God has killed you, though you are clearly not completely dead yet.

Soon, you must face mortal death and yet you may live again in spirit without disease and pain if only you will accept Jesus as your Lord and savior.

You have forfeited your earthly existence due to sin, but life is short anyway. You still have time to prepare yourself a place in Heaven with God and Jesus that will last an eternity. Be warned, though; fat, smelly fairies are not allowed in. They have to go to Hell with the Devil.

Don't go there; it's too hot.

I see you got your Bible in the fiction section of the library.

[Callisto]

Re: Hiiii

Hiiii Landover Baptist Church forum users. My name is Al and I live in Denver, Colorado (was also born there) with my boyfriend, Mr. Slave.

I guess you had to go with Denver because South Park isn't a real place? Oh my , you killed originality! You bastard!

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Hiiii

Joke's on you, I have STD/STI

Nay, fellow; the joke is on you.

The Lord God has sent the Aids to wipe out the homosexuals, that they may not continue to defile the Earth. You are one of the damned and you have the Aids already. God has killed you, though you are clearly not completely dead yet.

Soon, you must face mortal death and yet you may live again in spirit without disease and pain if only you will accept Jesus as your Lord and savior.

You have forfeited your earthly existence due to sin, but life is short anyway. You still have time to prepare yourself a place in Heaven with God and Jesus that will last an eternity. Be warned, though; fat, smelly fairies are not allowed in. They have to go to Hell with the Devil.

Don't go there; it's too hot.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hiiii

you're all a bunch of piffleing jackasses who can't accept people for their sexuality.

We can't accept it because a) God can't accept it, and b) it's gross and disgusting. HOW DARE YOU CALL GOD A "PIFFLEING JACKASS"!!!!!!!!!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hiiii

Perhaps YOU should think again before criticizing someone's head adornments....

No kidding! I though rump rangers were supposed to have a sense of style.

[JustGotSaved]

Re: Hiiii

Actually, I came here by choice, not because some fake idiot with a floating ring on his head told me to.

Perhaps YOU should think again before criticizing someone's head adornments....