Hiiii

[Obese Gay Al]

Hiiii Landover Baptist Church forum users. My name is Al and I live in Denver, Colorado (was also born there) with my boyfriend, Mr. Slave. I discovered Jesus when I was 19 years old, he spoke to me about why I should be a Christian, so I let him enter me and I purchased a Bible and read all of it in just a week. I still read it to this day to try and memorize every Bible verse. Which brings me to sharing my favorite Bible verse. Leviticus 20:13 If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed a wonderful thing.

[Scott Cole]

Re: Hiiii

Hiiii Landover Baptist Church forum users. My name is Al and I live in Denver, Colorado (was also born there) with my boyfriend, Mr. Slave. I discovered Jesus when I was 19 years old, he spoke to me about why I should be a Christian, so I let him enter me and I purchased a Bible and read all of it in just a week. I still read it to this day to try and memorize every Bible verse. Which brings me to sharing my favorite Bible verse. Leviticus 20:13 If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed a wonderful thing.

Hello Miss, does your Father know about your boyfriend? I'd imagine he wouldn't be to happy about you being 19 and not having a husband

You also quoted Leviticus 20:13 wrongly

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Understandable coming from a women, I guess your Father didn't let you attend school?

God Bless!

[Obese Gay Al]

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Hello Miss, does your Father know about your boyfriend? I'd imagine he wouldn't be to happy about you being 19 and not having a husband

You also quoted Leviticus 20:13 wrongly

Understandable coming from a women, I guess your Father didn't let you attend school?

God Bless!

I'm sure I didn't quote it wrongly. And I'm a guy, BTW.

[Scott Cole]

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I'm sure I didn't quote it wrongly. And I'm a guy, BTW.

Hello Guy, why is your user name Big Gay Al? also i dont mind that you're a Beautiful Thick Woman, but may i ask you to not use Abbreviations when using GOD's favorite forum? Im not up with the youths slang

So friend, How did you find our Godly forum? what brings you here

[Obese Gay Al]

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Hello Guy, why is your user name Big Gay Al? also i dont mind that you're a Beautiful Thick Woman, but may i ask you to not use Abbreviations when using GOD's favorite forum? Im not up with the youths slang

So friend, How did you find our Godly forum? what brings you here

My username is Big Gay Al because I'm big, gay, and my name is Al.

[Scott Cole]

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My username is Big Gay Al because I'm big, gay, and my name is Al.

Ok i get it, your name is Ally you're fat and a happy person? good for you Miss. now what does this have to do with anything?

How many Kids do you plan on giving your future Husband?

[Obese Gay Al]

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Ok i get it, your name is Ally you're fat and a happy person? good for you Miss. now what does this have to do with anything?

How many Kids do you plan on giving your future Husband?

You are almost correct, my name is Al and I am a homosexual.

[Scott Cole]

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You are almost correct, my name is Al and I am a homosexual.

OH, so you cant ever give your loved one kids? or get married. well I guess that's what you get for a being a giant fag (literally, because you're fat)

[Obese Gay Al]

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OH, so you cant ever give your loved one kids? or get married. well I guess that's what you get for a being a giant fag (literally, because you're fat)

Hey, *** potty language *** why can't you just accept us for who we are? What have we done to you?

[Scott Cole]

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Hey,*** potty language ***, why can't you just accept us for who we are? What have we done to you?

I could say the same for you, What have we particularly done to you?

what have fags done to me? well I was drugged by a former friend of mine who turned out to be a FAG and temporally made me find other Men attractive but i was able to rebuke those feelings and chose to be straight PRAISE!

And what has being a fag ever done for humanity? except being a massive abortionist, no seriously just think about that for a moment. how are we supposed to fulfill GOD's will?

Genesis 1:28

And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

Tell me, have you ever heard of a Man's buttock give birth to a beautiful baby? NO

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Hey, *** potty language *** why can't you just accept us for who we are? What have we done to you?

Young lady, watch your language when addressing your betters, and that includes all True Christians(tm).

And why should we accept sissies when Jesus doesn't, DUH!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Obese Gay Al]

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Young lady, watch your language when addressing your betters, and that includes all True Christians™.

And why should we accept sissies when Jesus doesn't, DUH!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

I thought you people were friendly, but I guess not, you're all a bunch of fucking jackasses who can't accept people for their sexuality. Guess what, Satan awaits you fuckers.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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I thought you people were friendly, but I guess not, you're all a bunch of piffleing jackasses who can't accept people for their sexuality. Guess what, Satan awaits you piffleers.

It's JESUS who doesn't accept you for your deathstyle, not me. I'm just following the sweet, sweet words of our Savior.



YiC,

Zech

[Scott Cole]

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I thought you people were friendly, but I guess not, you're all a bunch of piffleing jackasses who can't accept people for their sexuality. Guess what, Satan awaits you piffleers.

You obviously came here to stir us up Missy. And you're wrong, YOU are the one who satan will be waiting for. lets see if you enjoy getting a stiff one when you're dealing with satan's barbed tally whacker

Remember if you ever feel like being straight again you know where to come.

Feel free to send me an email regarding your conversion at :

ScottCole@hotmail.com


God Bless (well maybe not you fat ally)

[Obese Gay Al]

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You obviously came here to stir us up Missy. And you're wrong, YOU are the one who satan will be waiting for. lets see if you enjoy getting a stiff one when you're dealing with satan's barbed tally whacker

Remember if you ever feel like being straight again you know where to come.

Feel free to send me an email regarding your conversion at :

ScottCole@hotmail.com


God Bless (well maybe not you fat ally)

I will always be gay. I don't need some asshole to change me. I like myself this way.