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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775
    #16
    Re: HELLO

    Originally posted by debrawilson View Post
    excuse me???? i hope this is a joke,,,,
    I can find no humor in wasting one's womb. There are precious few opportunities a woman has in life, and you are so callously throwing yours away. How do you think that makes Jesus feel? Did your husband put you up to this?
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748
        #17
        Re: HELLO

        I'm not sure what's going on with your keyboard but at this point you owe the forum $32.55 for wasting commas. Do you think these things are free?
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Billy Bob Jenkins
            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
            Hates anal sex. And trees.
            True Christian™
            • May 2010
            • 8337
            #18
            Re: HELLO

            Originally posted by debrawilson View Post
            excuse me???? i hope this is a joke,,,,
            Friend, as I have explained, we are as serious as the aeternal pyre of sheol. If you cannot repent of wearing mixed fibers, eating shellfish, feeling lust in your heart, making graven images, taking the Lord's name in vain, cleaving unto your own understanding, pissing against walls, failing to tithe, dressing immodestly, etc. you will be asked to leave.
            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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              • Alvin Moss
                Serving Jesus
                True Christian™
                • Aug 2013
                • 4468
                #19
                Re: HELLO

                Welcome to our friendly forum, Sister Debra.

                I rejoice to know that the Lord has saved you from a life of sin. Please tell us about the sordid details and about your walk with Jesus.

                What Church do you attend? What is your very favorite Bible verse?

                God Bless!
                God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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