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  • be yeheshua
    Unsaved trash, reactionary retard
    • Oct 2013
    • 2

    #1

    Ashamed of you all

    You call yourselfs true Christians... you kneel before Satan.

    Many of you see the truth of science. I see posts of the fraudulent beliefs of dinosaurs and evolution. This is true, for the Bible does not speak of such things.

    But what about bacteria. Where in the Holy Word does God tell his people there are tiny little bugs that can make us sick. He doesn't! Because they don't exist! Science and the liberal media made up this ridiculous notion of creatures to small for us to see. True Christians don't wash their hands, what are trying to get off? True Christians don't need antibiotics, how can you let the secularists inject Satan goo into the Holy Temple that is your body?

    If you are reading this, you have let Satan into your home. The scientists would have you believe in tiny things called electrons. And that these electrons power your computer, and your microwaves, cars and digital alarm clocks for that matter. Where does the Bible speak of electrons? God would not make such repugnant things that can't decide if they are a wave or a particle.

    That stuff the scientists call electricity is the power of Satan. Repent. Cast out ye cellphones, laptops, and wifi. God will keep thee safe, God will keep thee healthy, God will keep thee entertained. Reject all that comes from science.
    He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.--Dt.23:1
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Ashamed of you all

    Originally posted by be yeheshua View Post
    You call yourselfs true Christians... you kneel before Satan.

    Many of you see the truth of science. I see posts of the fraudulent beliefs of dinosaurs and evolution. This is true, for the Bible does not speak of such things.

    But what about bacteria. Where in the Holy Word does God tell his people there are tiny little bugs that can make us sick. He doesn't! Because they don't exist! Science and the liberal media made up this ridiculous notion of creatures to small for us to see. True Christians don't wash their hands, what are trying to get off? True Christians don't need antibiotics, how can you let the secularists inject Satan goo into the Holy Temple that is your body?

    If you are reading this, you have let Satan into your home. The scientists would have you believe in tiny things called electrons. And that these electrons power your computer, and your microwaves, cars and digital alarm clocks for that matter. Where does the Bible speak of electrons? God would not make such repugnant things that can't decide if they are a wave or a particle.

    That stuff the scientists call electricity is the power of Satan. Repent. Cast out ye cellphones, laptops, and wifi. God will keep thee safe, God will keep thee healthy, God will keep thee entertained. Reject all that comes from science.
    Dear Retard;

    If we're sinning by reading your drivel, then what are you doing when you transmit it?

    This is a Christian forum. Go tell your pals at 4chan that we have on our side, and will not be defeated!

    YIC,

    --Pastor Ezekiel
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251

      #3
      Re: Ashamed of you all

      Originally posted by be yeheshua View Post
      blah blah blah
      Boy, you are confusing science and technology. Let me help you out:

      Technology: wheel.

      Science: stem cell baby factories.

      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
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      • Scott Cole
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2013
        • 193

        #4
        Re: Ashamed of you all

        Originally posted by be yeheshua View Post

        If you are reading this, you have let Satan into your home. The scientists would have you believe in tiny things called electrons. And that these electrons power your computer, and your microwaves, cars and digital alarm clocks for that matter. Where does the Bible speak of electrons? God would not make such repugnant things that can't decide if they are a wave or a particle.

        That stuff the scientists call electricity is the power of Satan. Repent. Cast out ye cellphones, laptops, and wifi. God will keep thee safe, God will keep thee healthy, God will keep thee entertained. Reject all that comes from science.


        Friend, as Zech said you seem to be a little confused. If technology exists it's because deemed it so. He wants us to prosper, So we can find more creative ways of serving HIM

        Nehemiah 2:20 - Then answered I them, and said unto them, The God of heaven, he will prosper us; therefore we his servants will arise and build: but ye have no portion, nor right, nor memorial, in Jerusalem.

        Genesis 11:6 - And the LORD said, Behold, the people [is] one, and they have all one language; and this they begin to do: and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do.

        science is only here to test our Faith©

        God Bless

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        • Billy Bob Jenkins
          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
          Hates anal sex. And trees.
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 8337

          #5
          Re: Ashamed of you all

          The most repellent technology I am familiar with is gay sex, its sole purpose to make the baby Jesus weep tears of His own redeeming blood.

          Then again, there is the iron chariot, a weapon so mighty that God Himself admits in His word He cannot thwart it.

          Imagine an army of homosexuals on iron chariots, sparing no anus soever, firing artillery rounds filled with airborne STDs such as the AIDS, the landscape a desolation, and the sky raining blood that is redder than red, due to a complete absence of T-cells.

          It keeps me awake nights.
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • be yeheshua
            Unsaved trash, reactionary retard
            • Oct 2013
            • 2

            #6
            Re: Ashamed of you all

            Technology is that which uses the power of God as evidenced in the Bible. Electronics uses the lie that is electrons, really powered by Satan himself. God told me to buy this so called laptop to spread his message to the land of the internets. Remove Satan from thy households heathens.

            I did not have to plug this thing into the Devil power. I prayed to God before it and it on. Behold the power of God. I have been spreading his message on God power for 6 hours now and it i
            He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.--Dt.23:1

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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775

              #7
              Re: Ashamed of you all

              Hi, and welcome to our friendly forums! Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • Pastor Ed Lowman
                Southern Hospitality Exemplified
                Always kind and loving
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2011
                • 1838

                #8
                Re: Ashamed of you all

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                Hi, and welcome to our friendly forums! Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

                I really don't think it matters with this one, Mary. I believe our special friend here has had the tweezers in the wall socket for the third or fourth time today. I got 3 to 1 odds he's not wearing his mandatory protective headgear, either.

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                • ExGay Alex
                  Helping boys become upright model citizens
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2008
                  • 1295

                  #9
                  Re: Ashamed of you all

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
                  I really don't think it matters with this one, Mary. I believe our special friend here has had the tweezers in the wall socket for the third or fourth time today. I got 3 to 1 odds he's not wearing his mandatory protective headgear, either.
                  I bet he has a cork on his fork, too.

                  "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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