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  • Hello everyone!

    Hi, I am Aaron. I am 18 years old and I wasn't always the god-fearing man I am today. I was a drug addict and I stole and cheated to get what I wanted. I was introduced to the lord when I spent time in prison for robbing a convenience store for drug money and my cellmate, a big mexican guy named hey-soos
    had his way with me. From that day on I became a good man, I stopped taking drugs, married my 8-month-pregnant girlfriend and have been a good person ever since. My favorite bible verse is Leviticus 11:10 "But anything in the seas or the rivers that has not fins and scales, of the swarming creatures in the waters and of the living creatures that are in the waters, is detestable to you."

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    Re: Hello everyone!

    Much welcome to those with Jesus inside them.

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    • #3
      Re: Hello everyone!

      Originally posted by PureCreationist View Post
      Much welcome to those with Jesus inside them.
      What, no recrimination for using the English Standard Version instead of the Authorized King James (which is, obviously, the original and unabridged Word of God because it says it is [even though it says in it's own foreword that it isn't, and anyone who considers it to be so is a bit of a loon])?

      Leviticus 11:10 "And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:"

      Standards are a-slipping around here.

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        Re: Hello everyone!

        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
        Standards are a-slipping around here.
        I do beg your forgiveness. I am so ON FIRE for and excited for new brethren that have found us that I did not fully notice that his scripture was WRONG.

        I am a fool, and I am sorry. I shall pray.

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        • #5
          Re: Hello everyone!

          Originally posted by TacoRising View Post
          From that day on I became a good man, I stopped taking drugs, married my 8-month-pregnant girlfriend and have been a good person ever since. My favorite bible verse is Leviticus 11:10 "But anything in the seas or the rivers that has not fins and scales, of the swarming creatures in the waters and of the living creatures that are in the waters, is detestable to you."
          None of that means beans if you don't take Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. I hardly believe that some homo-beaner drug-dealer showed you the light of Jesus with his tallywhacker.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • #6
            Re: Hello everyone!

            Originally posted by TacoRising View Post
            Hi, I am Aaron. I am 18 years old and I wasn't always the god-fearing man I am today. I was a drug addict and I stole and cheated to get what I wanted. I was introduced to the lord when I spent time in prison for robbing a convenience store for drug money and my cellmate, a big mexican guy named hey-soos
            had his way with me. From that day on I became a good man, I stopped taking drugs, married my 8-month-pregnant girlfriend and have been a good person ever since. My favorite bible verse is Leviticus 11:10 "But anything in the seas or the rivers that has not fins and scales, of the swarming creatures in the waters and of the living creatures that are in the waters, is detestable to you."

            Your portrayal of Jesus as a rap star, with the Roman symbol of the Sacred Heart of Jesus on His chest, as if it was some sort of tattoo, is distasteful to Christians.

            Your thinking parts are probably distorted by exposure to Romans and jail house Christians, who know not the Lord. You are likely a Mexican drug cartel member.

            If you wish to repent your wretched life, if you wish to live in an upright and righteous fashion, if you wish to throw off Satan's jeweled crown, if you wish to avoid the awful flames of perdition, if you seek Jesus; you have come to the right place.

            Get a King James Bible and quick. Discard that book you quoted from earlier, as it is a fraud, filled with lies hidden here and there among the bad translation. Read your new KJV Bible to know God's Word. Accept Jesus and live forever.

            Accept Him not and you will burn in the Lake of Fire with your neighbors and the rest of your family of drug dealing murderers.

            God Bless and welcome to our friendly forum.
            God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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            • #7
              Re: Hello everyone!

              You think we don't know what "taco" is slang for?
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