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  • Mattatron
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Oct 2013
    • 14
    #1

    Rhetorical Introduction.

    My name is Mattatron, as I'm sure many know me as Metatron or Enoch, relative of Noah. I found God when I was created into His universe in His design to help mankind. He has planned for my greatness since day 1.
    My favorite Bible verse is of course Genesis 5:24

    Any questions you may have please reference my book.
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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29457
      #2
      Re: Rhetorical Introduction.

      What book?

      "Thomas the Train goes for a Ride"?
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Mattatron
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Oct 2013
          • 14
          #3
          Re: Rhetorical Introduction.

          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
          What book?

          "Thomas the Train goes for a Ride"?
          Do you mock the word of God?

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            • Dr Laurence Niles
              Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
               
              • Jan 2012
              • 9063
              #4
              Re: Rhetorical Introduction.

              Originally posted by Mattatron View Post
              My name is Mattatron, as I'm sure many know me as Metatron or Enoch, relative of Noah. I found God when I was created into His universe in His design to help mankind. He has planned for my greatness since day 1.
              My favorite Bible verse is of course Genesis 5:24

              Any questions you may have please reference my book.
              Hi Mat. Why don't you tell us where you go to church and when you started your walk with Christ?

              YIC
              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29457
                  #5
                  Re: Rhetorical Introduction.

                  Originally posted by Mattatron View Post
                  Do you mock the word of God?
                  Never............, just you.


                  Still no mention of your book

                  "Harold and the Purple Crayon'?
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Faith_Machine
                      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 10050
                      #6
                      Re: Rhetorical Introduction.

                      Welcome, Matatron. Are you one of those transforming robot characters? That's neat! Do you turn into a car or truck or something?
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                        • Pastor Ed Lowman
                          Southern Hospitality Exemplified
                          Always kind and loving
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 1838
                          #7
                          Re: Rhetorical Introduction.

                          Originally posted by Mattatron View Post
                          My name is Mattatron, as I'm sure many know me as Metatron or Enoch, relative of Noah. I found God when I was created into His universe in His design to help mankind. He has planned for my greatness since day 1.
                          My favorite Bible verse is of course Genesis 5:24

                          Any questions you may have please reference my book.
                          If you are referring to the apocryphal 4th-century forgery called the Book of Enoch, then I'm afraid you won't find many here who would waste time on such silliness. Even hellbound catlics are likely to treat as nothing more than wisdom literature.

                          We are interested in God's Real Book, the Holy Bible (KJV), the only Book to have one divine Author and numerous human authors, written over a period of 1,600 years, which still never fails to convey the same message. That Message...

                          Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me. (John 14:6)

                          So, if you are done toying around, why not introduce yourself on a serious note.

                          Regards,

                          Pastor Ed

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