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Greetings, from West Virginia
I am Zeus, king of the gods and god of thunder. How are you people doing this day?
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1 John 4:1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world. -
Re: Greetings, from Mt. Olympus
I reject your claim of being a god, for there is only one true
and it's not you. 
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Re: Greetings, from Mt. Olympus
Have you not heard of me? How dare you disobey Zeus, God of Thunder! I will throw you into the underworld for this!1 John 4:1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.Comment
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Re: Greetings, from Mt. Olympus
I cant say I've ever heard of zues, Is he one of those rag headed 'gods'?Originally posted by Zeus, God of Thunder View PostComment
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Re: Greetings, from Mt. Olympus
I believe he is related to Zhou-Wang, the Chinese god of sodomy.Originally posted by Scott Cole View PostThe Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Re: Greetings, from West Virginia
You fools! I am the Greek god of thunder AND the king of the gods! I should have you thrown in the underworld for your ignorance!1 John 4:1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.Comment
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Re: Greetings, from West Virginia
So not only is he pretending to be someone else over the internets, but he's role-playing a king of the sodomites?
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Re: Greetings, from West Virginia
God of thunder? Thunder?
You might as well be the god of belly button lint.
Thunder...good grief.
Ohhhhh, he controls SOUND!!!!!
Yours in Christ,
Z. SmythsigpicComment
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Re: Greetings, from Mt. Olympus
I amused by this...1 John 4:1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.Comment
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Re: Greetings, from West Virginia
Hey Zeus! I was not aware that you were from West Virginia. How is your Uncle Dad? I have always heard that Zeus had a great sense of humor, so I will share some jokes with you:
Q: What do West Virginians do on Halloween?
A: Pump kin!
Q: Did you hear that the governor's mansion in West Virginia burned down?
A: Almost took out the whole trailer park.
Q: What's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?
A: In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it's a misdemeanor.
Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in West Virginia?
A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Q. What's the difference between a Marshall University sorority sister and a scarecrow?
A. One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. The other frightens birds and small animals.
Q: How do you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
A: If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.
Q: Why do Marshall grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Marshall University campus?
A: A visitor.
Q: Why did Forrest Gump choose 'Bama over West Virginia?
A: He wanted an academic challenge!
Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Marshall University library?
A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
Q: Did you hear about the fire in University of West Virginia's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
Q: What does the average Marshall University student get on his SAT?
A: Drool.
Well, I wouldn't want to steal your thunder, so I'll just say bye for now.
Brother LarryComment
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Re: Greetings, from West Virginia
What is West Virginia? I live in Greece, on top of Mt. Olympus. These jokes are rather amusing though.Originally posted by Brother Larry View Post
Hey Zeus! I was not aware that you were from West Virginia. How is your Uncle Dad? I have always heard that Zeus had a great sense of humor, so I will share some jokes with you:
Q: What do West Virginians do on Halloween?
A: Pump kin!
Q: Did you hear that the governor's mansion in West Virginia burned down?
A: Almost took out the whole trailer park.
Q: What's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?
A: In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it's a misdemeanor.
Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in West Virginia?
A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Q. What's the difference between a Marshall University sorority sister and a scarecrow?
A. One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. The other frightens birds and small animals.
Q: How do you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
A: If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.
Q: Why do Marshall grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Marshall University campus?
A: A visitor.
Q: Why did Forrest Gump choose 'Bama over West Virginia?
A: He wanted an academic challenge!
Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Marshall University library?
A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
Q: Did you hear about the fire in University of West Virginia's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
Q: What does the average Marshall University student get on his SAT?
A: Drool.
Well, I wouldn't want to steal your thunder, so I'll just say bye for now.
Brother Larry1 John 4:1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.Comment
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Re: Greetings, from West Virginia
Greece? That place is filled with sodomites.Originally posted by Zeus, God of Thunder View Post
(Leviticus 18:22) "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."
YiC,
ZechsigpicComment
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Re: Greetings, from West Virginia
Zeusie,
The title of your post is Greetings from West Virginia. Your question shows that you are, indeed, from that godless state. Almost heaven indeed.
LDComment
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Re: Greetings, from West Virginia
Hmm, that can't be right. I am sure I put Mt. Olympus. No matter. Do you have any more amusing jokes? You are currently my favorite out of all the people I've met on hereOriginally posted by Brother Larry View Post1 John 4:1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.Comment
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Re: Greetings, from West Virginia
I knew the gay solicitations would start soon enough.Originally posted by Zeus, God of Thunder View Post
Try to control your queersexural urges while you visit our family friendly website.sigpicComment
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