[Brother Larry]

Re: Greetings, from West Virginia

Hmm, that can't be right. I am sure I put Mt. Olympus. No matter. Do you have any more amusing jokes? You are currently my favorite out of all the people I've met on here

Zeus,

I'm really happy that you feel the Christian love coming through my words, but if Zechariah is right, we probably shouldn't talk anymore.

Don't mistake my handsome boyish grin for homer lust.

Since you have a wife and kids (or you say you do), I'm willing to give you the benefit of a doubt. Wanna throw a football back and forth?

Brother Larry

PS: No fair using any thunder throws.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Greetings, from West Virginia

Greece? That place is filled with sodomites.



(Leviticus 18:22) "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."

YiC,

Zech

They may even have invented it for all we know, but in any event pederasty was rampant and they were doing it even before the cathylicks. Zeus himself liked little boys and abducted Ganymede for his own pleasure.

[Garret, God of Thunder]

Re: Greetings, from West Virginia

Zeus,

I'm really happy that you feel the Christian love coming through my words, but if Zechariah is right, we probably shouldn't talk anymore.

Don't mistake my handsome boyish grin for homer lust.

Since you have a wife and kids (or you say you do), I'm willing to give you the benefit of a doubt. Wanna throw a football back and forth?

Brother Larry

PS: No fair using any thunder throws.

Yes, this sounds fun. You are correct, I do have a wife, kids, and tons of grandchildren (over 82 I think).

[Brother Larry]

Re: Greetings, from West Virginia

Yes, this sounds fun. You are correct, I do have a wife, kids, and tons of grandchildren (over 82 I think).

Perhaps you could come to church with me tomorrow morning and then we could toss the football at the park just down the street.

It's cool to be friends with someone from ancient times, dude.

Brother Larry

[Garret, God of Thunder]

Re: Greetings, from West Virginia

Perhaps you could come to church with me tomorrow morning and then we could toss the football at the park just down the street.

It's cool to be friends with someone from ancient times, dude.

Brother Larry

I have heard of church. I would like to learn you beliefs, but right now I am a bit busy and must go.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings, from West Virginia

Garret, your mom called and said you need to get off her laptop.