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  • Andy Dolan
    Unsaved trash, filthy drunken mick
    Under Investigation
    • Oct 2013
    • 4

    #1

    Hello!

    I live in the godless land of Scotland or should that be Scatland. It does not matter both are unholy.

    I find the opinions of this site on par with mine

    go with jesus
    I will punish ... all such as are clothed with strange apparel. -- Zephaniah 1:8
  • Zechariah Smyth
    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 15251

    #2
    Re: Hello!

    You capitalize Scotland but not Jesus?



    Where do you go to church? How many children have you given your husband? Do you have his permission to post here? What is your favorite Bible verse?

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • Brother Larry
      True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • Aug 2013
      • 234

      #3
      Re: Hello!

      Originally posted by SAORSA View Post
      I live in the godless land of Scotland or should that be Scatland. It does not matter both are unholy.

      I find the opinions of this site on par with mine

      go with jesus

      Welcome to our friendly forums!

      Saorsa is a strange name for someone from Scotland. Perhaps you are really from Italy and have been duped all these years? You see, in Italy, many names end with a vowel. I say this not to be prejudiced (although many Italian men are hairy and smelly) but just to help you.

      Here's an experiment for you: Come outside, away from the computer room (you can do this - you may have to fight through some cob webs but you'll be fine). If you haven't been outside for a while, please wear shades to protect your eyes.

      Walk up to the first person you see. Ask them if they are in the mafia. If they say no, look to see if they are wearing a kilt or some kind of tartan plaid. Many mafia members wear tartan plaid so the police will look the other way. If they are in the mafia, well, mystery solved. You are in Italy. Well, unless you're in Japan. They have a mafia, too.

      I guess my experiment has its flaws. But so do Southern homes.

      What is your favorite Bible verse and what church do you attend? Do you like Justin Bieber?

      In His Love,

      Brother Larry
      Last edited by Brother Larry; 10-27-2013, 06:02 PM. Reason: Used a wrong word, likely due to a possessed keyboard.

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453

        #4
        Re: Hello!

        Sorry friend, I ahve a hard time trusting any man that willingly puts on a skirt.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Andy Dolan
          Unsaved trash, filthy drunken mick
          Under Investigation
          • Oct 2013
          • 4

          #5
          Re: Hello!

          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
          Sorry friend, I ahve a hard time trusting any man that willingly puts on a skirt.
          Good christian man

          Originally posted by Brother Larry View Post
          Welcome to our friendly forums!

          Saorsa is a strange name for someone from Scotland. Perhaps you are really from Italy and have been duped all these years? You see, in Italy, many names end with a vowel. I say this not to be prejudiced (although many Italian men are hairy and smelly) but just to help you.

          Here's an experiment for you: Come outside, away from the computer room (you can do this - you may have to fight through some cob webs but you'll be fine). If you haven't been outside for a while, please wear shades to protect your eyes.

          Walk up to the first person you see. Ask them if they are in the mafia. If they say no, look to see if they are wearing a kilt or some kind of tartan plaid. Many mafia members wear tartan plaid so the police will look the other way. If they are in the mafia, well, mystery solved. You are in Italy. Well, unless you're in Japan. They have a mafia, too.

          I guess my experiment has its flaws. But so do Southern homes.

          What is your favorite Bible verse and what church do you attend? Do you like Justin Bieber?

          In His Love,

          Brother Larry

          Saorsa means freedom. Which I want from this country God is my freedom.


          Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
          You capitalize Scotland but not Jesus?



          Where do you go to church? How many children have you given your husband? Do you have his permission to post here? What is your favorite Bible verse?

          Yours in Christ,

          Z. Smyth

          My mistake! May Jesus forgive me!

          I go to the 'auld kirk'. I am male.

          My favourite verse without a doubt is
          “Do not allow a sorceress to live.” (Exodus 22:18)

          People forget about the evil which walks among us.
          I will punish ... all such as are clothed with strange apparel. -- Zephaniah 1:8

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          • Billy Bob Jenkins
            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
            Hates anal sex. And trees.
            True Christian™
            • May 2010
            • 8337

            #6
            Re: Hello!

            Originally posted by SAORSA View Post
            My favourite verse without a doubt is
            “Do not allow a sorceress to live.” (Exodus 22:18)
            Please, friend, use only the KJV Bible. All other books soever are false and vain.
            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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            • Attila's Wife
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2013
              • 1941

              #7
              Re: Hello!

              Originally posted by SAORSA View Post
              I go to the 'auld kirk'. I am male.
              Is that a church? Or do you mean the restaurant in Ballater?

              A cautious welcome, though, Saorsa.

              YiC
              Attila's Wife
              2 Timothy 3:16

              All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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              • Thomas Taylor
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Oct 2012
                • 1486

                #8
                Re: Hello!

                Originally posted by Andy Dolan View Post
                Good christian man




                Saorsa means freedom. Which I want from this country God is my freedom.





                My mistake! May Jesus forgive me!

                I go to the 'auld kirk'. I am male.

                My favourite verse without a doubt is
                “Do not allow a sorceress to live.” (Exodus 22:18)

                People forget about the evil which walks among us.
                Are you a presbyterian? That's what they call church. Although not exactly like baptists thier only saving graces are that:

                a. They dislike papists intensely
                b. They are not anglicans like the church of Scatland

                Tell us all how Jesus has filled you with Joy and made you His tool here on earth.

                BTW I hope you don't take too much to strong drink like most of your countrymen.

                Isaiah 5:22

                Woe vnto them that are mightie to drinke wine, and men of strength to mingle strong drinke.
                Isaiah 66:15

                For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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