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  • love&curiosity
    • Oct 2013
    • 17

    #1

    Hello!

    Hello, my name is Grace and I'm a currently very undecided person when it comes to religion and the likes. I joined this forum on a whim and maybe I'll pop in once and awhile! My purpose here is to discuss religious differences and viewpoints as respectfully as possible. I am tolerant of almost all people as it stands. I just want to gain greater insight on the world of religion and the community surrounding it. I'm looking forward to speaking with some of you. c:
  • Zechariah Smyth
    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 15251

    #2
    Re: Hello!

    Originally posted by love&curiosity View Post
    Hello, my name is Grace and I'm a currently very undecided person when it comes to religion and the likes. I joined this forum on a whim and maybe I'll pop in once and awhile! My purpose here is to discuss religious differences and viewpoints as respectfully as possible. I am tolerant of almost all people as it stands. I just want to gain greater insight on the world of religion and the community surrounding it. I'm looking forward to speaking with some of you. c:
    Look in the box right above your post:

    Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

    Try again.
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    • Pastor Isaac Peters
      Senior Pastor
      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
      Always Biblically correct
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 10639

      #3
      Re: Hello!

      Originally posted by love&curiosity View Post
      I am tolerant of almost all people as it stands.
      Dear friend:

      Welcome to the Godliest discussion board on the Internet. We are tolerant of those of whom God wants us to be tolerant.
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

      Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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      • love&curiosity
        • Oct 2013
        • 17

        #4
        Re: Hello!

        Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
        Look in the box right above your post:

        Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

        Try again.
        I would love to tell you what church I go to and such, but unfortunately my parents never raised me to go to church and so I've only been for funerals. It's something I'd very much like to change. Although, half of my family are Baptist and half Lutheran, so those are the beliefs I've been exposed to.

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        • Obudshear
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Oct 2013
          • 1

          #5
          Re: Hello!

          i don't know how to really put this, but i'll try. see, i've been in a group of computer-software hackers, making programs with insane anti-virus in it...just to have the challenge of sneaking in and hacking the sofware. now, i thought this was just for fun, but those bastards were actually planning to hack big things like bank programs. i know they're just trying to pull my leg, but they ARE going to try to hack this site and replace everything with horrible pictures, like gay-porn.

          i just want to warn you all that if christ almighty won't interfere himself in this matter, we will get exposed to this blasphemy!

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          • Zechariah Smyth
            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 15251

            #6
            Re: Hello!

            Originally posted by Obudshear View Post
            i don't know how to really put this, but i'll try. see, i've been in a group of computer-software hackers, making programs with insane anti-virus in it...just to have the challenge of sneaking in and hacking the sofware. now, i thought this was just for fun, but those bastards were actually planning to hack big things like bank programs. i know they're just trying to pull my leg, but they ARE going to try to hack this site and replace everything with horrible pictures, like gay-porn.

            i just want to warn you all that if christ almighty won't interfere himself in this matter, we will get exposed to this blasphemy!


            I've already asked you nicely to start a thread of your own telling us about your Walk with Jesus.

            Strike 2.
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            • Dr Laurence Niles
              Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
               
              • Jan 2012
              • 9063

              #7
              Re: Hello!

              Originally posted by Obudshear View Post
              i don't know how to really put this, but i'll try. see, i've been in a group of computer-software hackers, making programs with insane anti-virus in it...just to have the challenge of sneaking in and hacking the sofware. now, i thought this was just for fun, but those bastards were actually planning to hack big things like bank programs. i know they're just trying to pull my leg, but they ARE going to try to hack this site and replace everything with horrible pictures, like gay-porn.

              i just want to warn you all that if christ almighty won't interfere himself in this matter, we will get exposed to this blasphemy!
              Are that nice young fella from Anonymous? He said he would call back but didn't.

              Can't remember his name.

              YIC
              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                Senior Pastor
                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                Always Biblically correct
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 10639

                #8
                Re: Hello!

                Originally posted by Obudshear View Post
                i don't know how to really put this, but i'll try. see, i've been in a group of computer-software hackers, making programs with insane anti-virus in it...just to have the challenge of sneaking in and hacking the sofware. now, i thought this was just for fun, but those bastards were actually planning to hack big things like bank programs. i know they're just trying to pull my leg, but they ARE going to try to hack this site and replace everything with horrible pictures, like gay-porn.

                i just want to warn you all that if christ almighty won't interfere himself in this matter, we will get exposed to this blasphemy!
                We routinely get threats like this, which (obviously) never pan out, but this time will be different, right?
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                • Alvin Moss
                  Serving Jesus
                  True Christian™
                  • Aug 2013
                  • 4468

                  #9
                  Re: Hello!

                  Originally posted by Obudshear View Post
                  i don't know how to really put this, but i'll try. see, i've been in a group of computer-software hackers, making programs with insane anti-virus in it...just to have the challenge of sneaking in and hacking the sofware. now, i thought this was just for fun, but those bastards were actually planning to hack big things like bank programs. i know they're just trying to pull my leg, but they ARE going to try to hack this site and replace everything with horrible pictures, like gay-porn.

                  i just want to warn you all that if christ almighty won't interfere himself in this matter, we will get exposed to this blasphemy!

                  The Lord God has sent Sister Grace here to seek salvation. As Christians, we are bound by our fervor for God's word to try to save this wretch by bringing her to Jesus.

                  Here we are, selflessly attempting to give succor to one who is currently damned to Hell, that she may be saved, and what happens? We get another pimply faced 16 year old who is going to bring down God's website; again.

                  No one takes you seriously, fool. God knows who you are and you will go to Hell. You can count on it.

                  Now go away and don't be trying to interfere with Grace's potential salvation.
                  God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                  • Alvin Moss
                    Serving Jesus
                    True Christian™
                    • Aug 2013
                    • 4468

                    #10
                    Re: Hello!

                    Originally posted by love&curiosity View Post
                    I would love to tell you what church I go to and such, but unfortunately my parents never raised me to go to church and so I've only been for funerals. It's something I'd very much like to change. Although, half of my family are Baptist and half Lutheran, so those are the beliefs I've been exposed to.
                    Welcome Sister Grace.

                    There are millions of websites, but somehow you have found your way here. Does that seem a coincidence to you? It is not. The Lord has brought you here that you may be saved. This could be as a result of prayers by your Baptist relations, or perhaps He has just taken a liking to you. In any event, Grace, this is your opportunity to accept Jesus and avoid the burning fires of perdition.

                    Tell us about yourself, that we may know you.

                    God Bless!
                    God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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