[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Introducing myself

THIS IS A COPY OF THE INFRACTION NOTICE I RECEIVED THIS MORNING FROM SOMEONE WHO IS NO MORE THAN A CHILD BY THE LOOKS OF HER FACE! SO FRIENDLY AND LOVING ITS AMAZING!

Dear val161A,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

Reason: Being a Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch
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Less bitch and more praising Jesus please.

WONDERFUL! A REAL ENCOURAGEMENT TO JOIN SUCH A WONDERFUL, AND HATEFUL GROUP.

Val, I have read through all your posts and in most cases have found you to be extremely beligerant towards people who have done nothing but offer you good advice. Why is this? Is it because you are British and have an inbred desire to once again build an empire, or is it because you are starting to realise that the manner in which you practice your faith is not the way that God expects you to?

I would like to suggest that you approach one of the pastors for help with your anger issues and that by receiving this help you will be set on the Path of True Faith.

YIC
TT

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: Introducing myself

Infractions are meant to be a private matter between forum moderators/administrators and the member in question. You really should take this up with the Elder who issued the infraction, and not try to drag this out into the open.

If anyone to whom I issue an infraction on the forums I help moderate/administrate were to go public with it, I would issue a temporary ban.

The difference here though is that the Elders are directed by God Himself and so questioning them is the same as questioning The Almighty, and I know He won't take this lightly. I fear for your soul.

[val161A]

Re: Introducing myself

Now Val, you know that is simply not true.
No, you are not doomed becuase you are not open and honest. But is an indictment and indicative of a larger problem.
God expects The Truth® is a person is to be admitted into His Kingdom.
Proverbs 19:1
Better is the poor that walketh in his integrity, than he that is perverse in his lips, and is a fool.

Proverbs 6:16-20
16 These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
17 A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
18 An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
19 A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord amongbrethren.
20 My son, keep thy father's commandment, and forsake not the law of thy mother:

Perhaps my favorite and a very well known verse, even amoung the ]John 8:32[/B]
And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


Val, the issue you seem to have is we are not presenting God to you asyou want to see Him. We take away the smoke and mirrors and see God just as He is. Again, it is being honest with yourself and His Majesty.

If you actually took the time to read posts by those people, you'd see that most are here to harass us. Those that have no posts are usually









banned for posting of homosexual porn or spam for the catlick Church. But you think it is easiest to judge without knowing The Truth. My family will pray and weep for your lost soul. All I can say is wear sunscreen.

THIS IS A COPY OF THE INFRACTION NOTICE I RECEIVED THIS MORNING FROM SOMEONE WHO IS NO MORE THAN A CHILD BY THE LOOKS OF HER FACE! SO FRIENDLY AND LOVING ITS AMAZING!

Dear val161A,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

Reason: Being a Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch
-------
Less bitch and more praising Jesus please.

WONDERFUL! A REAL ENCOURAGEMENT TO JOIN SUCH A WONDERFUL, AND HATEFUL GROUP.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Introducing myself

Everything I say, either you or one of your colleagues on here read evil into it. Because I choose not to divulge the area my church is in, I am doomed. You know nothing about me and the missionary work I do in my own corner of this big world. Not everyone boasts about what they do, what I do is only known by the Lord. He knows where I live and what I do for Him, and I do not have to report to anyone else.

Now Val, you know that is simply not true.
No, you are not doomed becuase you are not open and honest. But is an indictment and indicative of a larger problem.
God expects The Truth® is a person is to be admitted into His Kingdom.
Proverbs 19:1
Better is the poor that walketh in his integrity, than he that is perverse in his lips, and is a fool.

Proverbs 6:16-20
16 These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
17 A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
18 An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
19 A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
20 My son, keep thy father's commandment, and forsake not the law of thy mother:

Perhaps my favorite and a very well known verse, even amoung the wicked:
John 8:32
And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.

I had read many things about this forum, but decided I would judge for myself if what I have read is true. Sadly it is, so I will now bid you all farewell, and I will pray really hard and long for you all, that you will find the God that I serve, who doesnt judge me in the way you do, although a just God, is a loving God, and sent His son into the world to die that I may live. I will also pray that you find a real church not a real one, and that God will forgive you all for your treatment not only of me, but of other people.

Val, the issue you seem to have is we are not presenting God to you as you want to see Him. We take away the smoke and mirrors and see God just as He is. Again, it is being honest with yourself and His Majesty.

Its interesting the amount of people I read you have banned, quite a number, all because I guess they do not believe with your teachings, which I imagine are so unloving and uncaring. Thank you for your precious time.

If you actually took the time to read posts by those people, you'd see that most are here to harass us. Those that have no posts are usually banned for posting of homosexual porn or spam for the catlick Church. But you think it is easiest to judge without knowing The Truth. My family will pray and weep for your lost soul. All I can say is wear sunscreen.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Introducing myself

...Its interesting the amount of people I read you have banned, quite a number, all because I guess they do not believe with your teachings...

Hello? Check out the post count since June, 2010.

People don't get banned for disagreeing. They get banned for being disagreeable.

Idiot.

[Jon Bradley]

Re: Introducing myself

Sadly it is, so I will now bid you all farewell, and I will pray really hard and long for you all, that you will find the God that I serve, who doesnt judge me in the way you do, although a just God, is a loving God, and sent His son into the world to die that I may live. I will also pray that you find a real church not a real one, and that God will forgive you all for your treatment not only of me, but of other people

Praise be to our Husbandman for pruning our forums even now "Every branch in me that beareth not fruit he taketh away: and every branch that beareth fruit, he purgeth it, that it may bring forth more fruit." John 15:2 Again, Praise the LORD he has taken your proclivity for barrenness away!

The LORD has seen fit to give me a discerning spirit and you seem to be tempting His flock. You seek to draw people to worship your false gods. Your gods are deaf and dumb and still shudder at the name of Jesus.

I beseech you, read the inspired words of our Savior, repent of your idolatry and you will have a place at our table. Your womanly (alleged) soul is at stake!

In His Grip,
J.O.B., DD


(If nothing else, please tell your husband to learn these things so he may teach you proper doctrine, his manly (authentic) soul is at stake too!!)

[John Creeser]

Re: Introducing myself

My name is Mary Etheldreda and I worship at Landover Baptist Church in Freehold, Iowa. I am not ashamed to say this, not to you, not to anyone who asks. My pastor is Ezekiel Flint. I don't embarrass him or his church. I don't embarrass the LORD. In fact, He has adopted me and made me a real, live Princess (Psalm 145:1; 2 Corinthians 6:18).

I am not ashamed.

Preach it sister!!! Be proud of our Church and be proud of yourself (I've never heard you talk in church once (1st Corinthians 14:34).

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Introducing myself

My name is Mary Etheldreda and I worship at Landover Baptist Church in Freehold, Iowa. I am not ashamed to say this, not to you, not to anyone who asks. My pastor is Ezekiel Flint. I don't embarrass him or his church. I don't embarrass the LORD. In fact, He has adopted me and made me a real, live Princess (Psalm 145:1; 2 Corinthians 6:18).

I am not ashamed.

[val161A]

Re: Introducing myself

Quite right.

Val,
Some of my favorite people are full on queers. Only because I care about them (as we are trying to do for you) do I read from the Bible, email key passages and give speeches during their fabulous parties regarding how they are going to be doomed to Hell and suffer eternal torment. Tell me Val, do you want to suffer for all of eternity?
The only people I have ever met that were unwilling to be forthcoming with the most personal of details was a person of shame and deceit. So as Mrs. Etheldreda so gently puts, are you embarrassed or is your Church?
As I mentioned yesterday, nearly every real Church has a reciprocity agreement with Landover with key Church officials members of LBC Worldwide, LLC.

Everything I say, either you or one of your colleagues on here read evil into it. Because I choose not to divulge the area my church is in, I am doomed. You know nothing about me and the missionary work I do in my own corner of this big world. Not everyone boasts about what they do, what I do is only known by the Lord. He knows where I live and what I do for Him, and I do not have to report to anyone else.
I had read many things about this forum, but decided I would judge for myself if what I have read is true. Sadly it is, so I will now bid you all farewell, and I will pray really hard and long for you all, that you will find the God that I serve, who doesnt judge me in the way you do, although a just God, is a loving God, and sent His son into the world to die that I may live. I will also pray that you find a real church not a fictional one, and that God will forgive you all for your treatment not only of me, but of other people.

Its interesting the amount of people I read you have banned, quite a number, all because I guess they do not believe with your teachings, which I imagine are so unloving and uncaring. Thank you for your precious time.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Introducing myself

I think you're confused, dear. Mr. Hutchins is not supporting homosexuality. He's asking you a simple question. It's interesting to see the lengths you'll go to in order to avoid answering it. Are you embarrassed of your church, or are they embarrassed of you?

Quite right.

Val,
Some of my favorite people are full on queers. Only because I care about them (as we are trying to do for you) do I read from the Bible, email key passages and give speeches during their fabulous parties regarding how they are going to be doomed to Hell and suffer eternal torment. Tell me Val, do you want to suffer for all of eternity?
The only people I have ever met that were unwilling to be forthcoming with the most personal of details was a person of shame and deceit. So as Mrs. Etheldreda so gently puts, are you embarrassed or is your Church?
As I mentioned yesterday, nearly every real Church has a reciprocity agreement with Landover with key Church officials members of LBC Worldwide, LLC.

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Introducing myself

Your in America, I assume, so I doubt you would know the church I attend anyway.

We are not all in America, dear. You will find us all over God's Earth, either through accidents of birth or because we are engaged in missionary work. I, for example, am in England and might well know your Church.

YiC
AW

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Introducing myself

So you dont trust anyone that says they are a born again believer then? how sad is that, do you think I would have joined a so called Landover Baptist Church, if I did not have some spiritual incline. Your in America, I assume, so I doubt you would know the church I attend anyway. I am not deceitful, I am not a liar, and I am definitely not Homosexual as your dear friends suggest, such evil from a supposedly godly forum.

I think you're confused, dear. Mr. Hutchins is not supporting homosexuality. He's asking you a simple question. It's interesting to see the lengths you'll go to in order to avoid answering it. Are you embarrassed of your church, or are they embarrassed of you?

[val161A]

Re: Introducing myself

Because you refuse to be open at the Feet of Jesus. Deceit is not from outright lies, it comes from deception.
A Church is nothing to be ashamed of, unless there is no Church, then it is a lie.
Joo lawyers are all masters of deception. Are you a joo?

So you dont trust anyone that says they are a born again believer then? how sad is that, do you think I would have joined a so called Landover Baptist Church, if I did not have some spiritual incline. Your in America, I assume, so I doubt you would know the church I attend anyway. I am not deceitful, I am not a liar, and I am definitely not Homosexual as your dear friends suggest, such evil from a supposedly godly forum.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Introducing myself

Where tell me now that I have been dishonest? I have not lied in the short time I have been on this forum.

Because you refuse to be open at the Feet of Jesus. Deceit is not from outright lies, it comes from deception.
A Church is nothing to be ashamed of, unless there is no Church, then it is a lie.
Joo lawyers are all masters of deception. Are you a joo?

[val161A]

Re: Introducing myself

I see. I am sorry you feel being dishonest is a way of life though I suppose that is just how brits are.
You are going to find that while I accept liars and deceit, God is not as easy going.
No doubt you will find people that are going to tell you what you want to hear. Charlatans abound in the world. No doubt, a nigeran prince will tell you that a great fprtune is yours.
You certainly do not have to answer to me. You do have to answer to God. I suspect you are not goign to be happy with His response.
One day, you will find out.
You're dead
Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.

Where tell me now that I have been dishonest? I have not lied in the short time I have been on this forum.