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Job 13:5
If only you would be altogether silent! For you, that would be wisdom.
If only you would be altogether silent! For you, that would be wisdom.
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Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
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Originally posted by StrangeTamer View Post
We use the KJV Bible here.
Where do you go to church? When did you first feel the Power of Jesus?
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My mistake, apologies.
I do not attend church anymore. As sad as it is I don't feel comfortable talking about my personal relationship with Jesus with any LBC members.Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.Comment
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I am StrangeTamer
Easy there, tiger.Originally posted by StrangeTroll View Post
(Proverbs 28:13) "He that covereth his sins shall not prosper: but whoso confesseth and forsaketh them shall have mercy."
YiC,
ZechsigpicComment
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Then why are you here? I feel our Beloved Jesus brought you here for a reason. He wants you to open up and receive his members.Originally posted by StrangeTroll View Post
1 Thessalonians 5:11 - Wherefore comfort yourselves together, and edify one another, even as also ye do.
Hebrews 10:24 - And let us consider one another to provoke unto love and to good works:
1 John 1:3 - That which we have seen and heard declare we unto you, that ye also may have fellowship with us: and truly our fellowship [is] with the Father, and with his Son Jesus Christ.
Ephesians 5:30 - For we are members of his body, of his flesh, and of his bones.sigpic
I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
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I don't mean to offend you by that statement but I think it should be considered.Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View PostPsalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
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Oh, it's like that is it? Look friend, Jesus would make a great boyfriend, 'tis true. He's rugged and outdoorsy, crafty, has beautiful hair that would make Fabio feel every day is a hat day for him. With prayer, you can learn to think of Him in a purely Platonic way. He doesn't want to caress you physically, but spiritually, and that's much more beautiful!Originally posted by StrangeTroll View Post
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Ay that avatar sucks!Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
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That is a steezy way to think of JesusOriginally posted by Mary Etheldreda View PostOh, it's like that is it? Look friend, Jesus would make a great boyfriend, 'tis true. He's rugged and outdoorsy, crafty, has beautiful hair that would make Fabio feel every day is a hat day for him. With prayer, you can learn to think of Him in a purely Platonic way. He doesn't want to caress you physically, but spiritually, and that's much more beautiful!
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.Comment
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The "steeziness" (is that a word?) is in your heart and mind, a reflection of your own depravity. Jesus demands that we submit to himOriginally posted by StrangeTroll View Post
Romans 12:1-2 - I beseech you therefore, brethren, by the mercies of God, that ye present your bodies a living sacrifice, holy, acceptable unto God, [which is] your reasonable service.
Deuteronomy 28:1-68 - And it shall come to pass, if thou shalt hearken diligently unto the voice of the LORD thy God, to observe [and] to do all his commandments which I command thee this day, that the LORD thy God will set thee on high above all nations of the earth:
Why have you taken Sister Mary's beautiful image and read into it something unspeakable?sigpic
I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?
Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.
Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.
Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!Comment
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"Steeziness" is for sure a word, thats so butter you just used it.Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
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Are you drunk?Originally posted by StrangeTroll View Post
Serious question.sigpicComment
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steezy: a SNOWBOARDER term that combines the word "Style" with "Ease" to create the act of doing a trick with style and ease.Originally posted by StrangeTroll View Post
I suspect English is not your native tongue.
However, you dodged the real issue, and that's why you took a wholesome image and tried to turn it into something depraved. Do you suffer from a pron addiction?
I suggest you submit to Pastor Ezekiel for some one on one intensive counseling.sigpic
I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?
Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.
Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.
Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!Comment
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Re: I am a StrangeTroll
Originally posted by unworthyofgrace View Post
How is using a snowboarding term depraved? You sent me a cartoon of a naked woman with confusing statements of platonic love described lustfully. You even compared Jesus to Fabio... a male model. Seems like you're projecting your own insecurities and really weird sexual Jesus feelings on me.
I wouldn't try to become a detective by the way, or enter any spelling bees for that matter.
Where is the Pastor located again?Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.Comment
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