I wanna say Hi and ask some retard questions

[Alvin Oprah]

Hi, my name is Alvin Oprah. I like to, you know, go to church. I am a unitarian universalist, so like, is that cool? kay. anyways I want to know why do you rebel against god? Luke 6:27, Matthew 5:44, and Romans 12:19-21 .

Oh and like also, why are you all so hateful?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: I wanna say Hi and ask some retard questions

Hi, my name is Alvin Oprah. I like to, you know, go to church. I am a unitarian universalist, so like, is that cool? kay. anyways I want to know why do you rebel against god? Luke 6:27, Matthew 5:44, and Romans 12:19-21 .

Oh and like also, why are you all so hateful?

Please show where any True Christian(tm) has misquoted any of Jesus' words.

YIC

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: I wanna say Hi and ask some retard questions

Hi, my name is Alvin Oprah. I like to, you know, go to church. I am a unitarian universalist, so like, is that cool? kay. anyways I want to know why do you rebel against god? Luke 6:27, Matthew 5:44, and Romans 12:19-21 .

Oh and like also, why are you all so hateful?

No, it's, like, not.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[James Hutchins]

Re: I wanna say Hi and ask some retard questions

Friend, unlike you we are not martians, we are Christians.

We hate no one. We only Follow the Bible. You should read it and learn about God.

[Alvin Oprah]

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Why do you guys hate "retards" they are just like us. God made them that way.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Why do you guys hate "retards" they are just like us. God made them that way.

If retardeds were normal they wouldn't be retards.

[Alvin Oprah]

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You guys are so hateful! Do you think Jesus died on the cross for this??

[James Hutchins]

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Why do you guys hate "retards" they are just like us. God made them that way.

Tell me friend, if your mother took a big crap on the carpet, would you like it? Would you hug it and love it forever? Would you proudly display it? Of course not. It would be a shameful stain on your familyies colorful history.

[James Hutchins]

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You guys are so hateful! Do you think Jesus died on the cross for this??

Yes, He did! Read your Bible. He died so all decent people would have the opportunity to repent.

Tell me, why do you relish the idea of Jesus festering in a cave while you are out all night on the down low?

[Alvin Oprah]

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I am gonna have to groove on it for a while to figure out what that means..

[Didymus Much]

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Why do you guys hate "retards" they are just like us. God made them that way.

If they hated retards (or any other variety of God-hating sinner), why would they spend so much time, effort, and MONEY (webservers and software licenses are NOT free) telling them what they're doing wrong and why God will burn them in everlasting Hellfire for not accepting His unconditional (aside from the 630+ commandments, directives, regulations, orders, taboos, etc. in the King James Bible) offer of Salvation(c) and Redemption(r) so they can spend eternity praising God and Jesus just for being God and Jesus?

Seriously, dude, think about this shit before you go posting.

[Alvin Oprah]

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Do you seriously think Jesus, like, really hates people because he made them that way? Sick bro, sick.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Hi Alvin, welcome to our friendly forum.

Say, why not cut the shit and tell us why you're really here?

I have a theory. I think you're here to mock and ridicule True Christians™, but deep down, you have a certain respect for people who hold to their beliefs regardless of how much they get bullied by society. After all, how real can a belief be if it changes to suit modern society? I think you have this deep, repressed respect because your soul is crying out for something to fulfill it, and this something is the .

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Do you seriously think Jesus, like, really hates people because he made them that way? Sick bro, sick.

God doesn't love everybody:

Proverbs 6
[16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
[17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
[18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
[19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

And don't give me any "He hates the sin, not the sinner" crap...

Matthew 13
[38] The field is the world; the good seed are the children of the kingdom; but the tares are the children of the wicked one;
[39] The enemy that sowed them is the devil; the harvest is the end of the world; and the reapers are the angels.
[40] As therefore the tares are gathered and burned in the fire; so shall it be in the end of this world.
[41] The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity;
[42] And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

[Attila's Wife]

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Hello Alvin, and welcome.

I am gonna have to groove on it for a while to figure out what that means..

Are you living in the 1960s?