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  • Alvin Oprah
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Nov 2013
    • 12

    #1

    I wanna say Hi and ask some retard questions

    Hi, my name is Alvin Oprah. I like to, you know, go to church. I am a unitarian universalist, so like, is that cool? kay. anyways I want to know why do you rebel against god? Luke 6:27, Matthew 5:44, and Romans 12:19-21 .

    Oh and like also, why are you all so hateful?
  • Dr Laurence Niles
    Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
     
    • Jan 2012
    • 9063

    #2
    Re: I wanna say Hi and ask some retard questions

    Originally posted by Alvin Oprah View Post
    Hi, my name is Alvin Oprah. I like to, you know, go to church. I am a unitarian universalist, so like, is that cool? kay. anyways I want to know why do you rebel against god? Luke 6:27, Matthew 5:44, and Romans 12:19-21 .

    Oh and like also, why are you all so hateful?
    Please show where any True Christian(tm) has misquoted any of Jesus' words.

    YIC
    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251

      #3
      Re: I wanna say Hi and ask some retard questions

      Originally posted by Alvin Oprah View Post
      Hi, my name is Alvin Oprah. I like to, you know, go to church. I am a unitarian universalist, so like, is that cool? kay. anyways I want to know why do you rebel against god? Luke 6:27, Matthew 5:44, and Romans 12:19-21 .

      Oh and like also, why are you all so hateful?
      No, it's, like, not.



      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453

        #4
        Re: I wanna say Hi and ask some retard questions

        Friend, unlike you we are not martians, we are Christians.

        We hate no one. We only Follow the Bible. You should read it and learn about God.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Alvin Oprah
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Nov 2013
          • 12

          #5
          Re: I wanna say Hi and ask some retard questions

          Why do you guys hate "retards" they are just like us. God made them that way.

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          • Zechariah Smyth
            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 15251

            #6
            Re: I wanna say Hi and ask some retard questions

            Originally posted by Alvin Oprah View Post
            Why do you guys hate "retards" they are just like us. God made them that way.
            If retardeds were normal they wouldn't be retards.
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            • Alvin Oprah
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Nov 2013
              • 12

              #7
              Re: I wanna say Hi and ask some retard questions

              You guys are so hateful! Do you think Jesus died on the cross for this??

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29453

                #8
                Re: I wanna say Hi and ask some retard questions

                Originally posted by Alvin Oprah View Post
                Why do you guys hate "retards" they are just like us. God made them that way.
                Tell me friend, if your mother took a big crap on the carpet, would you like it? Would you hug it and love it forever? Would you proudly display it? Of course not. It would be a shameful stain on your familyies colorful history.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453

                  #9
                  Re: I wanna say Hi and ask some retard questions

                  Originally posted by Alvin Oprah View Post
                  You guys are so hateful! Do you think Jesus died on the cross for this??
                  Yes, He did! Read your Bible. He died so all decent people would have the opportunity to repent.

                  Tell me, why do you relish the idea of Jesus festering in a cave while you are out all night on the down low?
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Alvin Oprah
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Nov 2013
                    • 12

                    #10
                    Re: I wanna say Hi and ask some retard questions

                    I am gonna have to groove on it for a while to figure out what that means..

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                    • Didymus Much
                      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 14079

                      #11
                      Re: I wanna say Hi and ask some retard questions

                      Originally posted by Alvin Oprah View Post
                      Why do you guys hate "retards" they are just like us. God made them that way.
                      If they hated retards (or any other variety of God-hating sinner), why would they spend so much time, effort, and MONEY (webservers and software licenses are NOT free) telling them what they're doing wrong and why God will burn them in everlasting Hellfire for not accepting His unconditional (aside from the 630+ commandments, directives, regulations, orders, taboos, etc. in the King James Bible) offer of Salvation(c) and Redemption(r) so they can spend eternity praising God and Jesus just for being God and Jesus?

                      Seriously, dude, think about this shit before you go posting.

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                      • Alvin Oprah
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Nov 2013
                        • 12

                        #12
                        Re: I wanna say Hi and ask some retard questions

                        Do you seriously think Jesus, like, really hates people because he made them that way? Sick bro, sick.

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                        • Mary Etheldreda
                          Gushing for Jesus
                           
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 23775

                          #13
                          Re: I wanna say Hi and ask some retard questions

                          Hi Alvin, welcome to our friendly forum.

                          Say, why not cut the shit and tell us why you're really here?

                          I have a theory. I think you're here to mock and ridicule True Christians™, but deep down, you have a certain respect for people who hold to their beliefs regardless of how much they get bullied by society. After all, how real can a belief be if it changes to suit modern society? I think you have this deep, repressed respect because your soul is crying out for something to fulfill it, and this something is the .

                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #14
                            Re: I wanna say Hi and ask some retard questions

                            Originally posted by Alvin Oprah View Post
                            Do you seriously think Jesus, like, really hates people because he made them that way? Sick bro, sick.
                            God doesn't love everybody:


                            Proverbs 6
                            [16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
                            [17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
                            [18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
                            [19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

                            And don't give me any "He hates the sin, not the sinner" crap...

                            Matthew 13
                            [38] The field is the world; the good seed are the children of the kingdom; but the tares are the children of the wicked one;
                            [39] The enemy that sowed them is the devil; the harvest is the end of the world; and the reapers are the angels.
                            [40] As therefore the tares are gathered and burned in the fire; so shall it be in the end of this world.
                            [41] The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity;
                            [42] And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Attila's Wife
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2013
                              • 1941

                              #15
                              Re: I wanna say Hi and ask some retard questions

                              Hello Alvin, and welcome.

                              Originally posted by Alvin Oprah View Post
                              I am gonna have to groove on it for a while to figure out what that means..
                              Are you living in the 1960s?
                              2 Timothy 3:16

                              All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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