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  • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
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    Originally posted by ManWhoFoundGod1922 View Post
    I was thinking of starting an anti-gaysexual militia in my local community to drive out any new gaysexual people in the community? Would you recommenced something like this?
    I would have to defer to the Elders who have much more experience in ferreting out such degenerates. Be patient, I am certain you will get helpful advice.

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  • ManWhoFoundGod1922
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    Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
    While my question was meant as humor, you should always be on guard against the homers...it could turn out that a neighbor or even family member you've known for years turns out to be a latent gaysexual.
    I was thinking of starting an anti-gaysexual militia in my local community to drive out any new gaysexual people in the community? Would you recommenced something like this?

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  • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
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    Originally posted by ManWhoFoundGod1922 View Post
    No, of-course I'm not a homosexual and/or pedophile.
    The only reason I was a little reluctant to share was because every little bit of information could help a fag/pedophile track me down and cause a threat to me or my local community (Which is free of homofags because god protects us).
    While my question was meant as humor, you should always be on guard against the homers...it could turn out that a neighbor or even family member you've known for years turns out to be a latent gaysexual.

    1 Peter 5:8 (1611 King James Bible)

    Be sober, be vigilant: because your aduersary the deuill, as a roaring Lion walketh about, seeking whom he may deuoure.

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  • ManWhoFoundGod1922
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    Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
    Easy there, friend. Only by asking do I gain knowledge, since you seemed reticent to divulge this information, I felt it my duty to find this out. You would be surprised at all the followers of monkey gods we get here.

    But, since you suspiciously raised the issue, are you a homosexual and/or pedophile?
    No, of-course I'm not a homosexual and/or pedophile.
    The only reason I was a little reluctant to share was because every little bit of information could help a fag/pedophile track me down and cause a threat to me or my local community (Which is free of homofags because god protects us).

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  • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
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    Originally posted by ManWhoFoundGod1922 View Post
    Of-course it's baptist, do you think I'm a homosexual or a pedophile?
    Easy there, friend. Only by asking do I gain knowledge, since you seemed reticent to divulge this information, I felt it my duty to find this out. You would be surprised at all the followers of monkey gods we get here.

    But, since you suspiciously raised the issue, are you a homosexual and/or pedophile?

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  • ManWhoFoundGod1922
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    Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
    I'm only asking about the denomination, not the name of the church. Is it Baptist? Or is it "other?"
    Of-course it's baptist, do you think I'm a homosexual or a pedophile?

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  • Jack Rankan
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    Originally posted by ManWhoFoundGod1922 View Post
    I feel a little uncomfortable sharing private information on the internet because I'm concerned with the homosexuals and pedophiles out there who may become a risk to me and my loved ones.
    You do not have to worry about that here. This forum is under protection of him self, no pedophile or a homogay last here long.

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  • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
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    Originally posted by ManWhoFoundGod1922 View Post
    I feel a little uncomfortable sharing private information on the internet because I'm concerned with the homosexuals and pedophiles out there who may become a risk to me and my loved ones.
    I'm only asking about the denomination, not the name of the church. Is it Baptist? Or is it "other?"

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  • ManWhoFoundGod1922
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    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    Hello and welcome!

    Are you a family man? Do you have very many children to help evangelize the world?

    Ahh, yes I have one son who is a warrior of jesus and will serve him well.

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Hello and welcome!

    Are you a family man? Do you have very many children to help evangelize the world?

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  • ManWhoFoundGod1922
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    Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
    Nice choice of verse!

    What denomination is your church? This is something others will want to know as well, so we know more about your religious background.
    I feel a little uncomfortable sharing private information on the internet because I'm concerned with the homosexuals and pedophiles out there who may become a risk to me and my loved ones.

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Originally posted by ManWhoFoundGod1922 View Post
    I go to a nice small church in the outer areas of Helena and my favorite biblical verse is all of them, but since you asked me to choose, I'd have to say "For a whore is a deep ditch; and a strange woman is a narrow pit." Proverbs 23:27
    Helena what?

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  • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
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    Originally posted by ManWhoFoundGod1922 View Post
    I go to a nice small church in the outer areas of Helena and my favorite biblical verse is all of them, but since you asked me to choose, I'd have to say "For a whore is a deep ditch; and a strange woman is a narrow pit." Proverbs 23:27
    Nice choice of verse!

    What denomination is your church? This is something others will want to know as well, so we know more about your religious background.

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  • ManWhoFoundGod1922
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    Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
    Welcome, friend!

    We do ask that you:



    Also, do you have any sons? We like to know if a man has given forth soldiers to fill the ranks of Christ's Army of True Christian™ Soldiers.
    I go to a nice small church in the outer areas of Helena and my favorite biblical verse is all of them, but since you asked me to choose, I'd have to say "For a whore is a deep ditch; and a strange woman is a narrow pit." Proverbs 23:27

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  • Jack Rankan
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    Welcome, friend! Welcome to the Godliest forum on earth. Here you will find the nicest and most wonderfull True Christians™.

    And yes, please share you favorite Bible verse with us.

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