[ManWhoFoundGod1922]

Re: My introduction

Sin is rampant, but there are pockets of holiness in the United States that might be considered as possibilities.

1. You will not be permitted to reside in Freehold, Iowa until the Department of Faith clears you (and you meet proper tithing status levels). However, that is my goal. I have not been allowed to move from my current location any closer to Freehold (Over 500 miles away) due to my former papism and sins committed on this forum when I first joined, but a few pastors have told me I'm headed in the right direction. You may wish to remain where you are until you, too, have been granted the necessary residency approval.

2. Washington, Indiana is about as holy as towns get, but methamphetamine is rampant. More Christian than Baptist churches, but nearby Vincennes has Baptist congregations. Vincennes is historic (Google it) but somewhat unholy.

3. Harrison, Arkansas is the place to be if you desire to associate with Caucasian Baptists. Some homes there feature built-in closets for robes and hoods, if you get my drift. Lately, persecution against Godly Klansmen has risen in that city, but it remains a stronghold.

4. Consult with the Texans on this Forum regarding that state. One must be careful to avoid Austin, where the gaywise are growing in numbers. One finds rainbow flags flying above Old Glory as that city is turned over to a reprobate mind.

Every pastor here is a source of vast information about acceptable places to live since Landover has, shall we say, investigative bodies that can find a homer or other unsaved trash with little effort. As a worldwide body, the Church can offer advice for vacationing outside the US, too.

You've found a wonderful resource for the man that is truly seeking our LORD's face.

Washington, Indiana sounds nice.
Methamphetamine is no problem, as it was a substance created by God to help is feel better in times of doubt, so I assure you that my children and my wife will be using it.

[Brother Larry]

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Yes, actually I have considered leaving, the only problem is I'm concerned about not being able to find a community who is as Christian and as intelligent as my current one, what if I accidentally move into a negro town or a homosexual town.... Imagine the trauma my family would suffer..
Do you know of any nice towns or citys that share our beliefs?

Sin is rampant, but there are pockets of holiness in the United States that might be considered as possibilities.

1. You will not be permitted to reside in Freehold, Iowa until the Department of Faith clears you (and you meet proper tithing status levels). However, that is my goal. I have not been allowed to move from my current location any closer to Freehold (Over 500 miles away) due to my former papism and sins committed on this forum when I first joined, but a few pastors have told me I'm headed in the right direction. You may wish to remain where you are until you, too, have been granted the necessary residency approval.

2. Washington, Indiana is about as holy as towns get, but methamphetamine is rampant. More Christian than Baptist churches, but nearby Vincennes has Baptist congregations. Vincennes is historic (Google it) but somewhat unholy.

3. Harrison, Arkansas is the place to be if you desire to associate with Caucasian Baptists. Some homes there feature built-in closets for robes and hoods, if you get my drift. Lately, persecution against Godly Klansmen has risen in that city, but it remains a stronghold.

4. Consult with the Texans on this Forum regarding that state. One must be careful to avoid Austin, where the gaywise are growing in numbers. One finds rainbow flags flying above Old Glory as that city is turned over to a reprobate mind.

Every pastor here is a source of vast information about acceptable places to live since Landover has, shall we say, investigative bodies that can find a homer or other unsaved trash with little effort. As a worldwide body, the Church can offer advice for vacationing outside the US, too.

You've found a wonderful resource for the man that is truly seeking our LORD's face.

[ManWhoFoundGod1922]

Re: My introduction

A cautious welcome, ManWhoFoundGod:

I have a righteous indignation toward Montana, since the last time I traveled through that state, it was bitterly cold, windy, snowy, and not at all welcoming. Jesus is giving me the strength and grace to speak to you, but please don't think I could let go of my ill feelings toward other Montanans; not until the Holy Ghost utters in my ear that all is well.

I happen to know that there are several homersekshuls in and around Billings and your state even allows the gaywise to build and operate drinking establishments where boys dress up as girls and lip-synch to songs by degenerates like Adele and Madonna. Have you considered leaving such an awful sin hole?

Cheerfully,

Brother Larry

Yes, actually I have considered leaving, the only problem is I'm concerned about not being able to find a community who is as Christian and as intelligent as my current one, what if I accidentally move into a negro town or a homosexual town.... Imagine the trauma my family would suffer..
Do you know of any nice towns or citys that share our beliefs?

[ManWhoFoundGod1922]

Re: My introduction

So you're 91 years old, and you bake pies like a girl?

How much do you Tithe?

The number next to my name is not my birth year, but the year my church was built.
Also, I made a mistake, I do not like baking pies, that job is for my wife, I enjoy eating pies that Jesus has gifted the earth with.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hey guys, fellow baptist here.
I'm new to the forums (Don't be afraid to tell me if I make a messup) and wanted to say Hi, hi.
I'm not sure how to start it off, so I'll just give you a list of what I enjoy
Singing - I love singing, but I'd never sing anything not to do with jesus..
Apples - I have an apple tree in my backyard, I enjoy cooking apple pies.
Trees - as you may have already guessed, I'm a fan of the world god created.
Intelligence - I'm fond of people who are smart enough to know that sinning will send you STRAIGHT TO HELL
Trains - I have a model trainset
Education - I love to read the bible, almost every hour I'm not occupied.

So you're 91 years old, and you bake pies like a girl?

How much do you Tithe?

[Brother Larry]

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A cautious welcome, ManWhoFoundGod:

I have a righteous indignation toward Montana, since the last time I traveled through that state, it was bitterly cold, windy, snowy, and not at all welcoming. Jesus is giving me the strength and grace to speak to you, but please don't think I could let go of my ill feelings toward other Montanans; not until the Holy Ghost utters in my ear that all is well.

I happen to know that there are several homersekshuls in and around Billings and your state even allows the gaywise to build and operate drinking establishments where boys dress up as girls and lip-synch to songs by degenerates like Adele and Madonna. Have you considered leaving such an awful sin hole?

Cheerfully,

Brother Larry

[Jack Rankan]

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I was thinking of starting an anti-gaysexual militia in my local community to drive out any new gaysexual people in the community? Would you recommenced something lik this?

It's a good idea, but you need to be carefull with members. Only recruit people you can trust as much as your pastor. Nothing less will do. You can't be too carefull for a homofag infiltrating your ranks.

Now for the weapons I recomend an all American Remington Model 750 Woodmaster, with the weight of 7.5 lb this wonderfull gun is 42.6 in (barrel is 22 in) and has walnut stock and fore-end (synthetic if you like it, but I'm certain Jesus would have used a walnut one). And you can use a great wariety of cartriges, like .243 .270 and .308 Winchester, .30-06 Springfield or even .35 Whelen.

This gun will have two effects - homofags will run away screaming like little girls or will be healed of their perversion. But, I urge you, if you will have to fire - always be sure that you are doing this under "stand my ground", because thanks to Obama we can't protect our families and comunities from homogay agenda like in the good old days...

[Attila's Wife]

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Oh my, after reading that I am shocked with my self, how could I be so sac- religious toward Jesus.
I hope you understand that that was a honest mistake and I wound never ever treat Jesus as something less than he is.

Something less than He is, please! Could there possible be a daemon in your keyboard?

Welcome to our friendly forum. Why do you only have one son?

I assume in Montana you get a fair number of illegal immigrants fleeing Canuckistan (though at least they are not armed). How does your mayor handle this problem?

YiC
AW

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Helena, the capital of Montana.

That's what you're going with?

[ManWhoFoundGod1922]

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Helena what?

Helena, the capital of Montana.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Helena what?

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

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How many guns do you have? It's easy to start with boycotts of fag companies like apple and Chevrolet.

Amen, Brother! I'm certain we've all seen the homerqueers in their cute little Corvettes.

[ManWhoFoundGod1922]

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Hello there! to the friendliest and Godliest forum ever!

Not to nitpick your introduction, but...

You meant "Jesus." On this Godly site, we always capitalize the name of our Savior!


Oh dear, you mean you enjoy eating apple pies. If you were actually involved in preparing them, you would know that pies are baked, not cooked.
I won't hold this against you, since baking pies is women's job anyway.

Oh my, after reading that I am shocked with my self, how could I be so sac- religious toward Jesus.
I hope you understand that that was a honest mistake and I wound never ever treat Jesus as something less than he is.

[Nobar King]

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How many guns do you have? It's easy to start with boycotts of fag companies like apple and Chevrolet.

[Basilissa]

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Hey guys, fellow baptist here.
I'm new to the forums (Don't be afraid to tell me if I make a messup) and wanted to say Hi, hi.

Hello there! to the friendliest and Godliest forum ever!

Not to nitpick your introduction, but...

Singing - I love singing, but I'd never sing anything not to do with jesus..

You meant "Jesus." On this Godly site, we always capitalize the name of our Savior!

Apples - I have an apple tree in my backyard, I enjoy cooking apple pies.

Oh dear, you mean you enjoy eating apple pies. If you were actually involved in preparing them, you would know that pies are baked, not cooked.
I won't hold this against you, since baking pies is women's job anyway.