[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi, how are you

Thanks for your advice. Is there any particular position for coitus that is recommended to make is as unenjoyable as possible? I always feel pleasure when I do it. Am I doing it wrong?

WHORE! FORNICATOR! DEGENERATE! GET THEE HENCE!

[TaniaM]

Re: Hi, how are you

Perish the thought, Dr. Snyde! No self-respecting, God-fearing True Christian™ woman would dare be duped into enjoying coitus! We know Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

Thanks for your advice. Is there any particular position for coitus that is recommended to make is as unenjoyable as possible? I always feel pleasure when I do it. Am I doing it wrong?

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: Hi, how are you

Perish the thought, Dr. Snyde! No self-respecting, God-fearing True Christian™ woman would dare be duped into enjoying coitus! We know Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

When I and my wife are making little soldiers for Jesus, I make sure to do so as quickly as possible so that my wife never need bear such shame.

[Miss Tanith]

Re: Hi, how are you

I think you're a devil worshipper or a witch- you're trying to trick me into not being pure before marriage AND to actually ENJOY the act! You're certainly no Christian, or if you are you're a mentally retarded one.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hi, how are you

You are treating the act of procreation as if it is supposed to be pleasurable for a woman.

Perish the thought, Dr. Snyde! No self-respecting, God-fearing True Christian(tm) woman would dare be duped into enjoying coitus! We know Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: Hi, how are you

Sorry if you feel like this is bullying. I am just worried that you won't be happy in a marriage if your husband is too small or impotent. I would not marry someone like that. I just have your best interests at heart. Feel free to disregard my advice with no hard feelings. I just want you to be happy, honey.

God spoke of a harlot named Aholah:

Ezekiel 23:20 (1611 King James Bible)

For she doted vpon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

Clearly, only a harlot is concerned with the size of a man's tallywhacker (his flesh) and the volume of his seminal discharge (his issue).

You are treating the act of procreation as if it is supposed to be pleasurable for a woman.

[Miss Tanith]

Re: Hi, how are you

Sorry if you feel like this is bullying. I am just worried that you won't be happy in a marriage if your husband is too small or impotent. I would not marry someone like that. I just have your best interests at heart. Feel free to disregard my advice with no hard feelings. I just want you to be happy, honey.

I'll get what I'm given and I won't complain about it. And as for my happiness, if God wants me to be happy I will be. Let this be an end to your talking about relations.

[TaniaM]

Re: Hi, how are you

Why would you want to enjoy sex? Sex is for making babies for Jesus! Look, Tania, I'm trying to be nice to you because you're new here and you sound like you don't really understand much at all, but you're mocking me by making these ridiculous lies up. I feel like you are bullying me personally. Could you stop, please?

Sorry if you feel like this is bullying. I am just worried that you won't be happy in a marriage if your husband is too small or impotent. I would not marry someone like that. I just have your best interests at heart. Feel free to disregard my advice with no hard feelings. I just want you to be happy, honey.

[Miss Tanith]

Re: Hi, how are you

It teaches you things like how to enjoy sex without getting pregnant.

Why would you want to enjoy sex? Sex is for making babies for Jesus! Look, Tania, I'm trying to be nice to you because you're new here and you sound like you don't really understand much at all, but you're mocking me by making these ridiculous lies up. I feel like you are bullying me personally. Could you stop, please?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi, how are you

It teaches you things like how to enjoy sex without getting pregnant.

This is not a porno website. Kindly keep the s-e-x talk in the toilet where it belongs.

By the way, Christians would never agree with you. God has reserved the sex act for creating sons, future soldiers for Christ. Outside of babymaking, there is no reason to be doing the nasty. Unless you are a queer who likes sheep...

[TaniaM]

Re: Hi, how are you

I was home-schooled. What's a sex-ed?

It teaches you things like how to enjoy sex without getting pregnant.

[Miss Tanith]

Re: Hi, how are you

He is not the marrying type. When I get ready to settle down I would like someone a bit more stable with a good income. Good luck trying to stone me through your computer screen...

I'm pretty sure we have TrueChristians in Australia- isn't MitzaLizalor there? And there's this thing now, it travels in the sky. You might have seen it- they're called airplanes.

[Miss Tanith]

Re: Hi, how are you

Lady, you're as big a whore as that Ru Paul queen. We have a saying in this country, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" You, my dear, are not only giving the milk for free, you're encouraging others to do so in order to establish your Orgy Slutastic New Whorish World Order regime in which Satan rules over all and people like you have sex in the streets with whoever comes up next. No wonder you look like you were run over by a truck, you probably took that photo after giving "sloppy seconds" forty-two times in a row.

Do excuse my naivety, Miss Etheldreda, but could you tell me what 'sloppy seconds' are?

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: Hi, how are you

Sure, but having a test drive before you get married is not the same as murdering someone. I hope you can understand that.

I am just trying to give you advice that could save you from an unsatisfying marriage. I really hope you don't end up in one.

You poor lost soul.

In the eyes of The Lord, the serial killer and the fornicator are the same...an abomination that MUST be discarded into eternal torment.

So, you may as well have told Miss Tanith to go on a killing spree. Sure the secular courts might see it differently and hand out different punishments, but this is really inconsequential compared to the punishment of God.

When you offend God, since God is infinite, the punishment must therefore be infinite, regardless of the sin in much the same way an unbounded numerator divided by any finite number is unbounded itself. The ways of God are logical and consistent.

[TaniaM]

Re: Hi, how are you

You have to marry him! I... Take it he's the one you lay with first? Also you should pray about it. Seriously, marry him or we'll have to stone you.

He is not the marrying type. When I get ready to settle down I would like someone a bit more stable with a good income. Good luck trying to stone me through your computer screen...