[Basilissa]

Re: Hi, how are you

is a brazilian wax some kind of special candle that comes from Brazil?

Probably. Maybe it's one of these candles with really strong scent. I dunno, I never buy these fancy candles, I just have a stack of regular candles which I use only when there is a power outage.

[Miss Tanith]

Re: Hi, how are you

Are you really a girl or are you a guy pretending to be one? Seems like you don't know much about female grooming.

Most young girls these days don't have rugs. Have you never heard of a Brazilian wax? If you have visited a nudist colony you would know that rugs are few and far between these days.

Why would I go to a nudist colony? I'm not a lesbian like you! Stop it! I don't know much about what you call 'female grooming' because I DON'T SEE NAKED LADIES! I'M NOT GAY!

And no, is a brazilian wax some kind of special candle that comes from Brazil?

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: Hi, how are you

Are you really a girl or are you a guy pretending to be one? Seems like you don't know much about female grooming.

Most young girls these days don't have rugs. Have you never heard of a Brazilian wax? If you have visited a nudist colony you would know that rugs are few and far between these days.

Why are you ignoring Pastor Zeke's directive to cease and desist your advances towards Miss Tanith?

This forum is for True Christians(tm) to have fellowship, not for degenerate "cooter" discussions.

[TaniaM]

Re: Hi, how are you

You disgust me. Have you ever even picked up a bible?

I never knew women could be like this! Honestly, you try to help someone and they attempt to convert you to their demon worshipping rug-munching!

What is the world coming to?

Are you really a girl or are you a guy pretending to be one? Seems like you don't know much about female grooming.

Most young girls these days don't have rugs. Have you never heard of a Brazilian wax? If you have visited a nudist colony you would know that rugs are few and far between these days.

[Miss Tanith]

Re: Hi, how are you

FYI, most girls these days don't have a "rug".

You disgust me. Have you ever even picked up a bible?

I never knew women could be like this! Honestly, you try to help someone and they attempt to convert you to their demon worshipping rug-munching!

What is the world coming to?

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: Hi, how are you

FYI, most girls these days don't have a "rug".

You're nasty.

[TaniaM]

Re: Hi, how are you

Hey! Harlot! This is not a lezbo/bulldag pickup joint. Go volunteer for the "Hillary Clinton for Presidentress" campaign, and leave Miss Tanith alone. She does not want to have you munching her rug.

FYI, most girls these days don't have a "rug".

[Miss Tanith]

Re: Hi, how are you

Hey! Harlot! This is not a lezbo/bulldag pickup joint. Go volunteer for the "Hillary Clinton for Presidentress" campaign, and leave Miss Tanith alone. She does not want to have you munching her rug.

You're right there! If you're going to choose to be a vile dyke, Tania, then I can't help you! I hadn't even noticed that, thank you, Pastor Zeke.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi, how are you

How did you come to have such strict biblical values, Tanith?

Hey! Harlot! This is not a lezbo/bulldag pickup joint. Go volunteer for the "Hillary Clinton for Presidentress" campaign, and leave Miss Tanith alone. She does not want to have you munching her rug.

[Miss Tanith]

Re: Hi, how are you

How did you come to have such strict biblical values, Tanith?

I read the bible. Was that a trick question?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hi, how are you

...I would like someone a bit more stable with a good income...

...you won't be happy in a marriage if your husband is too small or impotent...

So you want rich with a huge cock (drop-dead gorgeous is probably on "the list", too) who's supposed to wait until you tire of fucking around for kicks?

Oh, life is going to disappoint this princess, LARGE.

[TaniaM]

Re: Hi, how are you

How did you come to have such strict biblical values, Tanith?

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: Hi, how are you

The only advice I have seen is that it should be done quickly. Does that mean less than 5 minutes? I just wondered if there is any recommended position to make it more God fearing?

5 minutes? That's taking the "sinful scenic route" and is about 4 minutes 50 seconds longer than necessary, if you know what you're doing like I do.

[Miss Tanith]

Re: Hi, how are you

The only advice I have seen is that it should be done quickly. Does that mean less than 5 minutes? I just wondered if there is any recommended position to make it more God fearing?

Well, I reccomend getting rid of that sarcastic tone, if that counts. I can hear it in England.

[TaniaM]

Re: Hi, how are you

WHORE! FORNICATOR! DEGENERATE! GET THEE HENCE!

The only advice I have seen is that it should be done quickly. Does that mean less than 5 minutes? I just wondered if there is any recommended position to make it more God fearing?