[Halleluyah Rob]

Re: Hi, how are you

Thank you, sir, and of course I would remember to tithe.

I'd like to ask, if I may, what makes baptism different from other christian faiths?

I also understand that the followers of baptism are often implied to be very extreme and offensive to the common man of this day and age, outright assaulting those who do not (for some strange reason) wish to be saved, or even blatantly ignoring the fact that Jesus died to cease the worry of the original sins in the form of...oh, say...flaming and vocally condemning those whom perform actions such as...homosexuality for relevant example.

I would greatly appreciate a straightforward description or explanation to these two points as they are my main focal point of consideration in my query of whether or not Baptism is right for me.

Since your intentions are seemingly pure, I will do my best to share my answer with you kindly. If you have actually read scripture (The original King James Bible, not any of the other wonky translations), you would know that the LORD explicitly condemns homosexuality and many other sins of man. Our beliefs here at the Landover Baptist Church were not randomly chosen without reason; we take all our knowledge from scripture itself.

You used homosexuality as an example of our "harshness". Romans 1:26-27 and Leviticus 20:13 clearly condemn homosexuality as an egregious offense against God. Is it not then righteous for us to go by what the LORD Himself has told us and denounce these homosexuals? Unlike other "Christian" denominations, we do not cherry pick from the Bible and ignore the more "ugly" passages that people wish to forget exist. We take the entire package as it is, even if that means being criticized by our morally decaying modern society.

If you wish to learn more about what True Christianity™ stands for and how you can be saved, read this.

[Draknirv]

Re: Hi, how are you

It is unfortunate that your father refused to honor the Sabbath. However, you are a grown man, so you should take charge now and abandon his heathenish habits. Also don't forget to tithe.

Thank you, sir, and of course I would remember to tithe.

I'd like to ask, if I may, what makes baptism different from other christian faiths?

I also understand that the followers of baptism are often implied to be very extreme and offensive to the common man of this day and age, outright assaulting those who do not (for some strange reason) wish to be saved, or even blatantly ignoring the fact that Jesus died to cease the worry of the original sins in the form of...oh, say...flaming and vocally condemning those whom perform actions such as...homosexuality for relevant example.

I would greatly appreciate a straightforward description or explanation to these two points as they are my main focal point of consideration in my query of whether or not Baptism is right for me.

[Elijah Mee, PhD]

Re: Hi, how are you

I've looked around the forums quite a bit, and I have to say that I'm surprised how extreme things seem to get around here, not to mention how quickly everyone seems to jump to conclusions about people they don't even know.

I'm surprised you haven't also noticed that these "unsaved trash" provide adequate provocation for righteous judgement. Every member of this forum is full of kindness, compassion and love for our neighbour but you can't expect us to ignore blatant God-mockery in any of its forms.

As it says in our favourite book:

Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

I hope that clears things up for you, friend. Welcome to the forum!

[Miss Tanith]

Re: Hi, how are you

What should I do if I do not see the "New Thread" button? I read in the FAQ that some people may need permission to make new threads, does this have something to do with it? I apologize for "Hijacking" that thread, but I didn't see any other way to communicate here.

That means you can only post new threads in the introduction forum. I imagine certain people were stopped from infiltrating the forums and spreading their filthy lies, thanks to this. A rather excellent idea, probably Pastor Zeke's. But no, you should be able to introduce.

[Halleluyah Rob]

Re: Hi, how are you

What leads you to believe that I have a streak of insolence, fine fellow?

As for an introductory message, I come from a rural area in southern Idaho, lived there for about twenty years. My father is the one whom taught me about God and Jesus and I have read the bible he gave me from cover to cover. Unfortunately however, he never took me to any established churches and if I ever asked him about it he would scold and yell at me, never explaining why either. Thus, I am at a loss as to which teaching of god is the correct one as I am unfamiliar with the differences and am trying to give each one it's fair chance.

My favorite bible verse is Jesus' own "it is finished". I feel as though it implies he has experienced great happiness knowing that his sacrifice would save much of humanity from condemnation and I find it inspirational for a great man to give up so much to aid the many.

Ah, I do believe you are referring to John 19:30. A truly powerful verse it is, at that moment prophecy was fulfilled and the LORD sacrificed his son to save us! Glory!

It is unfortunate that your father refused to honor the Sabbath. However, you are a grown man, so you should take charge now and abandon his heathenish habits. Also don't forget to tithe.

[Draknirv]

Re: Hi, how are you

What should I do if I do not see the "New Thread" button? I read in the FAQ that some people may need permission to make new threads, does this have something to do with it? I apologize for "Hijacking" that thread, but I didn't see any other way to communicate here.

[Miss Tanith]

Re: Hi, how are you

No, a perfect man would never sin. Sounds like God made a defect product and he is trying to shift the blame. I would expect more from God than that. Sort of like a used car salesman insisting that the car he sold you was perfect and it was your fault that it broke down so he is not going to honor his obligation to repair it.

He sacrificed himself temporarily. How could that permanently appease him? It is sort of like damaging your neighbors property and giving him some money to appease him and then deciding to take your money back. Is your neighbor going to be permanently appeased by this? I don't think so. I think your neighbor would be pretty unappeased.

Oh, hello there. Welcome. You're being insolent and rude. I don't like you.

For starters, these lovely TrueChristians are informing you and carefully giving you tailored advice, which you are uneloquently ignoring. Proverbs 19:20 states
'Hear counsel, and receive instruction, that thou mayest be wise in thy latter
end.' Would you ignore the voice of God if he bellowed down from the sky at you? No? But these TrueChristians ARE the voice of God, friend. Listen up. Take heed. Hell won't be pleasant.

[Draknirv]

Re: Hi, how are you

What leads you to believe that I have a streak of insolence, fine fellow?

As for an introductory message, I come from a rural area in southern Idaho, lived there for about twenty years. My father is the one whom taught me about God and Jesus and I have read the bible he gave me from cover to cover. Unfortunately however, he never took me to any established churches and if I ever asked him about it he would scold and yell at me, never explaining why either. Thus, I am at a loss as to which teaching of god is the correct one as I am unfamiliar with the differences and am trying to give each one it's fair chance.

My favorite bible verse is Jesus' own "it is finished". I feel as though it implies he has experienced great happiness knowing that his sacrifice would save much of humanity from condemnation and I find it inspirational for a great man to give up so much to aid the many.

[Halleluyah Rob]

Re: Hi, how are you

I suppose this is as good a place as any since it's introducing new people and I am unable to find the option to post new threads.

Hello, my name is Stanley, and I am strongly considering converting to baptism although I'm not 100% sure it's right for me, and thus I asked a friend of mine for a place to meet outgoing baptist followers.

I've looked around the forums quite a bit, and I have to say that I'm surprised how extreme things seem to get around here, not to mention how quickly everyone seems to jump to conclusions about people they don't even know.

Welcome to our friendly forum! Your intentions seem to be well, however it should be no surprise that the True Christians™ of this forum will defend the LORD, even if it is deemed "harsh" by the unsaved. Romans 13:4

Tell me, what is your favorite Bible verse? Since you're only "considering" becoming saved, what is stopping you?

P.S. To post a new thread, click the blue "New Thread" button on the top left corner below User CP.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Hi, how are you

We are Baptists, Brother Draknirm. Baptism is the ritual washing away of sins. You need both, would be my guess.

God has brought you here that you may be saved and spared the fires of Perdition. I fear you have far to go. I believe I detect a strong streak of insolance.

We would like for you to prepare a proper introductory message. We want to know how you got on to God and Jesus and what congregation you have joined. Who is your Pastor? Have you son's?

Tell us of your walk with Jesus.

God Bless!

[Basilissa]

Re: Hi, how are you

I suppose this is as good a place as any since it's introducing new people and I am unable to find the option to post new threads.

Well, hello there, and cautious welcome. You can create threads here in the Introduction Furum.

Hello, my name is Stanley, and I am strongly considering converting to baptism although I'm not 100% sure it's right for me, and thus I asked a friend of mine for a place to meet outgoing baptist followers.

In your ow intro thread, please tell us how did you encounter Jesus and what is your favorite Bible verse (King James version, please).

I've looked around the forums quite a bit, and I have to say that I'm surprised how extreme things seem to get around here, not to mention how quickly everyone seems to jump to conclusions about people they don't even know.

I'm sorry if we seem a little too harsh, but there are so many people who come here exclusively to flame us, it's hard to separate the weed from the grain up front.

[Draknirv]

Re: Hi, how are you

I suppose this is as good a place as any since it's introducing new people and I am unable to find the option to post new threads.

Hello, my name is Stanley, and I am strongly considering converting to baptism although I'm not 100% sure it's right for me, and thus I asked a friend of mine for a place to meet outgoing baptist followers.

I've looked around the forums quite a bit, and I have to say that I'm surprised how extreme things seem to get around here, not to mention how quickly everyone seems to jump to conclusions about people they don't even know.

[Halleluyah Rob]

Re: Hi, how are you

No, a perfect man would never sin. Sounds like God made a defect product and he is trying to shift the blame. I would expect more from God than that. Sort of like a used car salesman insisting that the car he sold you was perfect and it was your fault that it broke down so he is not going to honor his obligation to repair it.

He sacrificed himself temporarily. How could that permanently appease him? It is sort of like damaging your neighbors property and giving him some money to appease him and then deciding to take your money back. Is your neighbor going to be permanently appeased by this? I don't think so. I think your neighbor would be pretty unappeased.

So now you're comparing Jesus to a used car salesman? You come here to our forum, disrespect the True Christians™ trying to reach out to you, and now you blaspheme against the LORD.

Enjoy hellfire, harlot.

[Elijah Mee, PhD]

Re: Hi, how are you

Why, isn't your wife fullfilling her duties to you? If you want a whore I suggest you go out on the street. (Just bear in mind the penalty for adultery.) There are a lot more of them there than there are in this holy forum, at least I hope so.

Don't be facetious. For your information, I've engaged in coitus with whores charging ten times as much as you could ever get away with. That was all before I found God. I found His grace and glory one night in the eye of a drug-induced storm. I prayed for guidance and forgiveness and in His great wisdom He saw fit to provide for me.

Further, I resent your implication that I copulate with my wife for personal gratification. I leave the selfish hedonism to atheists, fags and liberals. Friend, sex is for procreation; for populating this beautiful planet with conservative, God-fearing young boys and girls. If you don't understand that, I feel sorry for you. I guess you're still chasing the liberal myth of the supposed "female orgasm". Good luck to you on your morally bankrupt quest.

Now, how about you put that smart mouth of yours to work on the street?

[TaniaM]

Re: Hi, how are you

I feel like there are inappropriate sexual undertones to your ostensibly well-mannered post. Tell me, young lady, are you a temptress? Are you a whoremonger?

Why, isn't your wife fullfilling her duties to you? If you want a whore I suggest you go out on the street. (Just bear in mind the penalty for adultery.) There are a lot more of them there than there are in this holy forum, at least I hope so.