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I thought I'd do my introduction. I'm Jennifer, I'm a 25 year old college student. I don't know if I'm a Christian and I don't know if I have a favorite Bible verse.
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Jennifer, why am I not surprised.
How about you get up, put your husband on and then get yourself back into the kitchen and be useful.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household. -
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I don't have a husband. I had a boyfriend for a while but he told me he's gay so we broke up. That was about a year ago and I've been focused on school since. I can cook a little bit, but I'm not exactly some kind of domestic goddess who's going to make these five course cullinary masterpieces, but you'll get fed.Originally posted by James Hutchins View PostComment
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Where are you from, Sister Jennifer?
I think you mean well and we can help you here. It is the power of Almighty God that brought you here, that you may be saved.
Why don't we start by having you browse through the King James Bible and find a verse that reaches out to you. This can be your favorite verse until you find one that you hold even closer.
Clearly, your attraction to homosexual men is a barrier to your salvation. These romantic matters are best left to the good judgement of your father.
Also, why are you still going to school at your age? No good can come from a college education, save that from Christian schools. I hope you and your father have chosen an appropriate school. Will you be a nurse or a teacher? Either will do if you are homely and feel marriage is not likely. You are rather old for an unmarried woman and your chances for a good marriage are dimming. I will pray for you.
God bless you then and welcome to the path to salvation, that path which lies here before you among godly people.God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11Comment
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Hello and welcome, Jennifer.Originally posted by Popping Sounds View Post
If you were a Christian, you would know. Becoming a Christian is the single most important event in a person's life. I became a Christian 14,507 days ago, and each day since has been a wonderful blessing from the Baby Jesus!! Hallelujah!!!
Say, are you interested in having the stench of sin upon you which turns the sensitive stomach of our Loving Creator washed away, so that He can look upon you without His finger on the "Damn It To Hell button?!?"sigpic
I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?
Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.
Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.
Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!
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Hello, Jennifer. I went to school for a short time with a girl named Jennifer. She came from a Methodist family and was one of the reasons why I was homeschooled from that point on. Despite your name, I welcome you and pray that you'll find the Jesus Christ seal of approval on your soul. How does this happen? First, you're going to have to stop prancing about claiming ignorance. Jesus doesn't play that way, Miss Jennifer-Oh-Maybe-Tomorrow-I'll-Stop-Shoving-Tampons-in-God's-Face-and-pick-a-Bible-verse. How hard can it be to open a KJV 1611 and read a bit until you come up with a verse that tugs at your smug soul? I suspect you really ARE the same Jennifer. Well, I hope you enjoyed my little stuffed bunny that my late grandmother bought me, you THIEF. I have forgiven you, though, and would love to hug your neck (until it breaks). May the blood of our Savior wash you clean and save you from the fiery flames of HELL because I wouldn't pee on you to quash the blaze, but in His infinite Love, our Lord might. Cheerfully, Naomi Ruth LambOriginally posted by Popping Sounds View Post1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
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Hello Jennifer,
I think you would know if you are a heathen. You would love to eat too much chocolate on Halloween and always smile when you think of evil. The lord is a blizzard wizard!Comment
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Jennifer not-a-Christian,
Why dont you put a picture up for us? It'd be kind of friendly you know. Or, would /r/gonewild miss it?
JGSTherefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJVComment
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