Hello my fellow Christians at Landover

[Christian_soldier]

Greetings from India!

I belong to the Church of North India which happens to be in full communion with the Anglican Church.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello my fellow Christians at Landover

Welcome to our friendly forums! I can see the LORD led you here just in the nick of time! Why, if you had been hit by one of your crazy bus drivers, or trampled by a satanic elephant, you would be tossed right into the Lake of Fire for all eternity, to suffer untold anal trauma with the likes of Nelson Mandela and Gandhi! What you need is to find Jesus, friend, and He is NOT found in the Anglican-I-Wish-I-Was-Catholic church, dear. Our own Spiritually Perfected Pastor Zeke has exposed the Anglican monsters for what they are: The Anglican Church Exposed!

[Miss Tanith]

Re: Hello my fellow Christians at Landover

Greetings from India!

I belong to the Church of North India which happens to be in full communion with the Anglican Church.

Hi, there! What's your favorite bible verse? How did you come to find Jesus?

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Hello my fellow Christians at Landover

Greetings from India!

I belong to the Church of North India which happens to be in full communion with the Anglican Church.

Welcome, Christian_soldier! I am sorry to hear that the evil British colonial influence is still affecting your people. Sister Mary Etheldreda has already directed you to the thoughts of our beloved Pastor Zeke on the subject of the Anglican Church, but I would like to add my personal experience of the Anglicans.

I myself come from a mixed religious background - my father was a Baptist, my mother a member of the Church of England, as it is known here. She resisted all attempts to save her, preferring the tea-and-biscuits-with-the-vicar ceremonies which pass for religious observance in that vile institution. You do know, I assume, that in the Anglican church belief in is optional?

Fortunately I was influenced by my father, who taught me the stern and uncompromising ways of Our Beloved . I also learned to Praise Him! My younger sister, on the other hand, allowed our mother's heresy to affect her and as a consequence is now stuck in Godless New Zealand, married to a semi-literate half-Croatian heathen. Her unfortunate children, obviously, are damned for all eternity.

I beg you to reconsider your affiliation, open your heart to and join us at Landover Baptist. You will not regret it, now or in the hereafter.

With all best wishes, dear,
YiC
AW

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Hello my fellow Christians at Landover

Welcome then, Brother.

We have Indians in these parts as well, though they are different from the Indians over in India. The Indians here are drunk on strong whiskey most of the time and they have a lot of gambling casinos that they use to scalp White men. It's a long story. They scalp Negroes and Mexicans as well when they can catch them. Indians in America are an immoral, violent and godless tribe, though many of them worship idols in lieu of being atheists. That idol worship is a facet of their behavior that they share with Indians over in India.

Friend, was I you, I believe I'd steer a wide berth around those Anglicans, no matter what they are calling themselves. They are really a tribe of Papists and they are never up to any good. I understand that there are many Hindus in your vicinity as well and it is best to avoid them altogether. My advice is to seek out a Baptist Church, one full of good Christians who know God and can help you to get right with Him, that you may avoid the searing fires of perdition.

God Bless!

[Christian_soldier]

Re: Hello my fellow Christians at Landover

Hi, there! What's your favorite bible verse? How did you come to find Jesus?

I'm a born again Christian. I have recently rekindled my association with God after a long, sinful period of darkness in which I dabbled with Anglican beliefs, atheism, Darwin theory and other injurious ideas. Thankfully, even during my darkest hour, I never fell once for the Hindu tree-worshiping, rat-worshiping, Satanist propaganda.

The human brain is a gift of God: none should abuse it with polluted, filthy thoughts.

My favorite Bible verses should be covered by Exodus 20:3-17, the Ten Commandments. As I undertook my own personal journey with God, the Ten Commandments really hit the spot in terms of giving me crystal clear answers to everything I needed to know about life, the purpose of human existence and moral code of conduct.

Indeed, this godless nation called India is filled with heathens, pagans, serpent-worshipers, monkey-worshipers, rat-worshipers, idolaters, atheists, agnostics, Communists, tree-huggers, Hindus and Muslims, not a single one of them ever had the opportunity or privilege to learn the proper Bible verse which says:

Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor. (Exodus 20:16)

Gives you a rough idea why this benighted nation is so filled with people who practice dishonesty, lies, corruption and back-stabbing on a scale you won't find anywhere else. This corrupt nation is beyond the point of hope and redemption.

One would wonder why isn't God punishing the sinful people of India. My guess is He probably sees no point in doing a Sodom and Gomorrah on this evil nation; the heathen, atheistic, dishonest Hindus and the erroneous Muslims aren't afraid of an afterlife; Hell as they probably figure out in their corrupted minds, would seem a much better place than what India is today. Accordingly, these people see no point in not sinning. I pray for them daily but God seems to have given up on this nation permanently.

On a side note, I hope I got all my KJV verses correctly. I'm still learning so please be patient.

[Christian_soldier]

Re: Hello my fellow Christians at Landover

Welcome, Christian_soldier! I am sorry to hear that the evil British colonial influence is still affecting your people. Sister Mary Etheldreda has already directed you to the thoughts of our beloved Pastor Zeke on the subject of the Anglican Church, but I would like to add my personal experience of the Anglicans.

I myself come from a mixed religious background - my father was a Baptist, my mother a member of the Church of England, as it is known here. She resisted all attempts to save her, preferring the tea-and-biscuits-with-the-vicar ceremonies which pass for religious observance in that vile institution. You do know, I assume, that in the Anglican church belief in is optional?

Fortunately I was influenced by my father, who taught me the stern and uncompromising ways of Our Beloved . I also learned to Praise Him! My younger sister, on the other hand, allowed our mother's heresy to affect her and as a consequence is now stuck in Godless New Zealand, married to a semi-literate half-Croatian heathen. Her unfortunate children, obviously, are damned for all eternity.

I beg you to reconsider your affiliation, open your heart to and join us at Landover Baptist. You will not regret it, now or in the hereafter.

With all best wishes, dear,
YiC
AW

Sorry to hear about your tragic experiences. As a matter of fact, it appears that even a Hellhole like India has considered it appropriate to ban homosexuality.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-partisan/wp/2013/12/12/a-shameful-ruling-in-india-homosexuality-becomes-a-crime/

A shameful ruling in India: Homosexuality becomes a crime

In 2009, when a lower court ruled against a law banning homosexuality, it was a moment of pride, of triumph, of resilience for Indians around the world. Stories of gay pride parades, coming out stories and even positive depictions in pop culture were booming.
Four years later, that groundbreaking ruling was shattered. India’s Supreme Court reinstated the colonial-era law making homosexuality a crime. The law calls for a ten year prison sentence for ”whoever voluntarily has carnal intercourse against the order of nature with any man, woman or animal.”

It does remain to be seen whether this law would be properly enforced as Sodomites are everywhere in this godless cesspool. India has a terrible track record in punishing the guilty. The way I know these people, homosexual sex should be of least concern to the corrupt Indian Police and lawmakers who have bigger fish to fry - harassing innocent citizens for bribes, torturing undertrials in prison or burning Christians alive.

However, by banning gay sex at least on the statute books, India seems to have scored one point over the United Kingdom and New Zealand which have so further strayed from Biblical principles that they now take pride in celebrating gay marriages.

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: Hello my fellow Christians at Landover

Hello and welcome!

It is very nice to see someone who has overcome many obstacles to find God and who responds well to suggestions. I hope you find your time here rewarding and enjoyable.

[Christian_soldier]

Re: Hello my fellow Christians at Landover

Hello and welcome!

It is very nice to see someone who has overcome many obstacles to find God and who responds well to suggestions. I hope you find your time here rewarding and enjoyable.

Thanks for the encouraging note and AMEN

[Brother Helge]

Re: Hello my fellow Christians at Landover

Well... Sort of welcome, I guess...

But as you (as all darkies) are sons of Ham, I think you should have a more humble attitude...