[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: Adultery

If a teenage woman/girl commits adultery should she be stoned? My husband's 13 year old wife at the time was found guilty of adultery and was executed. It was in another country.

Why did you not post a proper introduction, but rather asked a question instead?

Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

Do you make it a habit to come up to people without introducing yourself and just start asking questions? If someone did that to me on the street, I would ask, "Who are you, and why are you accosting me?" The same also holds here.

[Maxine Zinner]

Re: Adultery

Then he's not, and never will be, a True Christian™.

True Christians™ want everyone to read the Bible. They're confident that once you know exactly what the Bible claims that God wants, the Truth® of His Lovingkindness will shine through the, frankly, rather sordid and debauched tales of a small branch of early humanity's struggles with an unfriendly environment and their frequently violent conflicts with their friends, relatives, and neighbours. And there's kinky sex, too.

For now, you can read the King James online in many places such as here or here.

I just got a whipping with the willow switch for lying about him on here. And I am suppose to say or I'll get another whipping if I don't is it's me who has chosen to ignore God's word and not read the Bible

[John Creeser]

Re: Adultery

Then he's not, and never will be, a True Christian™.

True Christians™ want everyone to read the Bible. They're confident that once you know exactly what the Bible claims that God wants, the Truth® of His Lovingkindness will shine through the, frankly, rather sordid and debauched tales of a small branch of early humanity's struggles with an unfriendly environment and their frequently violent conflicts with their friends, relatives, and neighbours. And there's *LA LA LA LA*, too.

For now, you can read the King James online in many places such as here or here.

Almost spoken like a True Christian(tm), my hellbound heathenistic friend. There may be hope for you yet!!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Adultery

If a teenage woman/girl commits adultery should she be stoned? My husband's 13 year old wife at the time was found guilty of adultery and was executed. It was in another country.

I wouldn't feel sorry for her at all. She asked for it by spitting in the face of the Sweet, Pudgy, Baby Jesus, and mocking His temporary death and resurrection by covering her head to show fear of a moon-god instead of God the Father. A 13 year old stoned to death is nothing to a 13 year old being anally raped by Satan and his minions for eternity.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Adultery

...My husband will let me have one when he says I am ready for it. Right now he says I am not...

Then he's not, and never will be, a True Christian(tm).

True Christians(tm) want everyone to read the Bible. They're confident that once you know exactly what the Bible claims that God wants, the Truth(r) of His Lovingkindness will shine through the, frankly, rather sordid and debauched tales of a small branch of early humanity's struggles with an unfriendly environment and their frequently violent conflicts with their friends, relatives, and neighbours. And there's kinky sex, too.

For now, you can read the King James online in many places such as here or here.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Adultery

My parents were hard core atheists. They wouldn't allow me to have one. My husband will let me have one when he says I am ready for it. Right now he says I am not. He says if you're not prepared Satan can trick you into believing something is in there that's not

I'm sorry to say your husband is an idiot. I'm even more sorry to say that you are stuck with him.

But the good news is that you can read a Bible(KJV1611) on the very same internets that you used to post this message.

Glory!

[Maxine Zinner]

Re: Adultery

What does your Bible say about adultery? Presuming you have a Bible, of course.

My parents were hard core atheists. They wouldn't allow me to have one. My husband will let me have one when he says I am ready for it. Right now he says I am not. He says if you're not prepared Satan can trick you into believing something is in there that's not

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Adultery

If a teenage woman/girl commits adultery should she be stoned? My husband's 13 year old wife at the time was found guilty of adultery and was executed. It was in another country.

What does your Bible say about adultery? Presuming you have a Bible, of course.

[Maxine Zinner]

Adultery

If a teenage woman/girl commits adultery should she be stoned? My husband's 13 year old wife at the time was found guilty of adultery and was executed. It was in another country.

[IreneS]

Re: introduction

You're very vain. You are obsessed with your bodily assets - they should be hidden from everyone but your husband.
You married for money, not to bear sons for God.
You are a disgrace. You are destined for that same place as your wicked parents.

[Basilissa]

Re: introduction

sorry for not introducing myself properly I was just upset I'm being punished for something I can't help.

You need to dress yourself more modestly, dear. I don't usually like Amish (they smell funny), but maybe you should consider wearing something like this:

I am 18 just been married for a month. My parents were very caring people who never laid a hand on me

Poor girl!... born to such bad parents!

but they were very poor and when this very rich man offered to marry me and take care of them for the rest of their lives I felt I had to even though I didn't want to marry a fat old man who can't get it up anymore.

The day after marrying my husband my parents died when their shack burned down. Even though they didn't believe in Him I cursed Him for letting them die after all

Oh, dear, I guess they got a preview of their eternal damnation!

I have been a faithful Christian all of my life.

I don't know what my favorite Bible verse is.

Don't you see a contradiction in here, somewhere...?

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: introduction

...I didn't want to marry a fat old man who can't get it up anymore...

Has you been neglectful and let your fish die, dear?

Exodus 7:18 (1611 King James Bible)

And the fish that is in the riuer shall die, and the riuer shall stincke, and the Egyptians shall loathe to drinke of the water of the riuer.

Below are links to some Godly marital advice from our dear Sister Mary:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=92228&highlight=marriage

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86571&highlight=marriage

[Mrs. Paddy McIrish]

Re: introduction

blah bla blah ... I cursed Him for letting them die after all I have been a faithful Christian all of my life ... blah blah blah.

Wait - Jesus died [temporarily] on the cross for your sins, and you BLASPHEMED against him?!?

How dare you?!?

[Maxine Zinner]

Re: introduction

Dear Maxine,

First of all ...ditto what Basilissa and IreneS, in their infinite patience, advised you. Please comply with these simple instructions and post a proper introduction, including all relevant details as requested. These guidelines are posted for a reason; even a child or a retarded could follow them.

Secondly, the answer to your question is probably yes. Ever since Eve orchestrated the fall of man, women are usually guilty for all men's folly because we were born into her original sin. (You can read all about it in your favorite chapter, Genesis.)

That poor man who lusted after you was not at fault. You were likely wearing something inappropriate, or carelessly flashing your funbags in his direction. Remember: it's NEVER ok to blame the victim!!

I can't help it my boobs are too big for men not to notice

[WWJDnow]

Re: introduction

Hi, Maxine, and welcome. It's nice to see another Christian woman joining the fold.

The good news is that you do not need to be whipped for having a man lust after you.

The bad news is that cursing the Lord is punishable by death:

...he that blasphemeth the name of the Lord, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death.... And Moses spake to the children of Israel, that they should bring forth him that had cursed out of the camp, and stone him with stones. And the children of Israel did as the Lord commanded Moses. Leviticus 24:16, 23

You might get off easier than that, however. Perhaps you will find a True Christian™ who will deliver you onto Satan to teach you not to blaspheme, as the Apostle Paul used to do:

...Hymenaeus and Alexander; whom I have delivered unto Satan, that they may learn not to blaspheme. 1 Timothy 1:20