[Senior Andy]

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I agree with you Andy, its God's will that everyone gets married, sometimes he finds other work for you to do, or the right person just does not appear to be around. Neither of my sons are with anyone at present. One works in the pentecostal church like you for the Lord, the other is a Samaritan, I assume you have Samaritans in your country. He works unsociable hours voluntarily taking calls from people in distress with various problems. Marriage is not for everyone.

My name isn't Andy. It never has been, it never will be. Stop calling me this ridiculousness.
No, I've never met a Samaritan.
- Andrea (NOT Andy- GET IT RIGHT)

[Senior Andy]

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Don't be shy, dear. We know you pennycostals throw snakes all over the place. Why else would you flail about so?

Apparently you've never actually been to a normal Pentecostal church. If you had been you'd know that that only happens in a few churches. You'd also know that your average Pentecostal Christian doesn't roll with snakes. At all.

[John Creeser]

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hello dear

Hi John - please make an introduction post of your own. Tell us how you came to find Jesus!

[Didymus Much]

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How many have you nominated?

None, I've been saving my nomination, but yeah, I claim the above.

[Nobar King]

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How many have you nominated?

[Didymus Much]

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hello dear

I knew if I was patient enough, a new contender for "Worst Post of the Year" would show up.

[jonharke]

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hello dear

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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I thought it was suppose to be unconditional love

Only people who follow His Word(r) are loved by Jesus. Jesus sends a lot of people to Hell.

Matthew 12:30 "He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad."
Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
Deuteronomy 12:31 "Thou shalt not do so unto the LORD thy God: for every abomination to the LORD, which he hateth, have they done unto their gods; for even their sons and their daughters they have burnt in the fire to their gods."
Hosea 9:15 "All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters."
Matthew 13:41-42 "The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth."
Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things."
Luke 14:26 "If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple."

Have you even read the Bible(KJV1611) all the way through, even once?

YIC

[Basilissa]

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To Attilla's Wife- Andrea is a female name. I'm pretty sure that's a global thing.

That's what I thought, too, until an online friend named "Andrea" turned out to be an ungodly Italian man.

Since then I've been really beware of people named "Andrea."

None of that has ever happened at my church. Arsenic? Vipers? All the other ridiculousness you claim to have seen at a Pentecostal church? I have never seen this stuff at a church. Ever.

Then you are lying about being a member of a Pentecostal church. I remember I once saw a woman who was praying, then she fell to the ground in convulsions. I got scared, I thought she was overtaken by the epilepsy demons! I got a bucket of cold water and thrown that icy water into her face, so she could come to her senses.

Turns out that was a Pentecostal, and apparently, that's considered to be "normal." Later I saw some pictures of a Pentecostal wedding, and the bride and groom both had convulsions and they were lying on the ground, that was so funny to look at! But I probably would get scared if I was watching it in person. You never know if the demons inside decide to attack an innocent bystander.

[IreneS]

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By the way, I need to warn you about Val...she is a midget lesbian cyber-stalker...she is only trying to trick you into getting you into her miniscule boudoir for unspeakable acts. Be very wary of her.

Isn't that what she'd want? I heard that all Puerta Rican women were lesbeens. At least that's what we hear in Australia. I had been planning a missionary trip to Puerta Rico to convert them all to the true way of the Lord.

[Maxine Zinner]

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I love how y'all fixate on one thing but ignore that I specifically asked for y'all NOT TO CALL ME ANDY. I am a female. If you feel the need to use a shortened name you may use Drea.

Also, it's not that no man will take me, it's that am not looking for a man. I have my job, I rent out a place to live, I make it through on less than y'all would give your animals. I don't have time to be bothered with any relationshil.

It doesn't matter what the name is as a woman your main purpose on Earth is to spread her legs to allow your husband (you need to get one) to fertilize you so you can birth more of God's sons

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

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I think this lady already knows the Lord as her Savior...

Let's look at the facts, shall we?

She attends a Pentecostal church. Pentecosts are bound for hell just as surely as Catholics or Methodists.

She is unmarried and not living under her father's roof. Further, she shuns the idea of being married.

She has not made it clear that she tithes at least 10% of her gross income.

She took the Lord's Name in vain, albeit not in English.

She has taken a job that rightfully belongs to a man.

She shouted disrespectfully at Sister Mary.

She has not rebuked you for making perverted sexual advances towards her.

Does this sound like she has found Jesus to you? I would say God brought her to us just in the nick of time!

[Maxine Zinner]

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Hello Andy, and welcome to our forums! I'm sorry to hear no man will take you a wife. Perhaps if you try to pretty yourself up a bit, that would help. Also, I find that if I pray for something, if it is the LORD's will, I need only faith to see it come to fruition!

So tell us, how do you share the Good News at your workplace?

if it is the Lord's will and everyone in the church has been saved why waste time praying. The women should just spread their legs and start birthing more of God's sons

[James Hutchins]

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I thought it was suppose to be unconditional love

It depends.

[James Hutchins]

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I love how y'all fixate on one thing but ignore that I specifically asked for y'all NOT TO CALL ME ANDY. I am a female. If you feel the need to use a shortened name you may use Drea.

Also, it's not that no man will take me, it's that am not looking for a man. I have my job, I rent out a place to live, I make it through on less than y'all would give your animals. I don't have time to be bothered with any relationshil.

Sorry! Who, looks like to me someone forgot to praise Jesus this morning!

Friend, being Christian is all about understanding. I am sad to see you do not feel this way. You know, Jesus died on the Cross for YOU. Talk about understanding!

I think I speak for everyone here in that you make very butch posts and any normal person would take that machismo as a male trait. You can certainly understand why no one assumed there would be a man in your life.

The only person I have ever heard of named 'Drea' is some negroid gangster, are you him?
I knew a girl named Andi, she dotted her 'i' with little hearts. She turned her back on Jesus and choose to be a lipstick lesbian. It is dsgusting to watch her with other sluts, constantly kissing and feeling each other up.


As a customer service representative, is it your job to get coffee for you boss or do you just service the customers? Do you spread the Love of Jesus?