[val161A]

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I think this lady already knows the Lord as her Savior. I was just telling her after Mary assuming she should be married, that is not necessarily the case, and I was being overtly friendly, something that is missing big time on this forum.

[Maxine Zinner]

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Everyone knows that Pentacostalz run about the place shoving snakes into each other's faces and talking like babies to each other.

I do hope you have put such paganism behind you and are reading to embrace the conditional love of Jesus.

YIC

I thought it was suppose to be unconditional love

[James Hutchins]

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I love how y'all fixate on one thing but ignore that I specifically asked for y'all NOT TO CALL ME ANDY. I am a female. If you feel the need to use a shortened name you may use Drea.

Also, it's not that no man will take me, it's that am not looking for a man. I have my job, I rent out a place to live, I make it through on less than y'all would give your animals. I don't have time to be bothered with any relationshil.

Sorry! Who, looks like to me someone forgot to praise Jesus this morning!

Friend, being Christian is all about understanding. I am sad to see you do not feel this way. You know, Jesus died on the Cross for YOU. Talk about understanding!

I think I speak for everyone here in that you make very butch posts and any normal person would take that machismo as a male trait. You can certainly understand why no one assumed there would be a man in your life.

The only person I have ever heard of named 'Drea' is some negroid gangster, are you him?
I knew a girl named Andi, she dotted her 'i' with little hearts. She turned her back on Jesus and choose to be a lipstick lesbian. It is dsgusting to watch her with other sluts, constantly kissing and feeling each other up.


As a customer service representative, is it your job to get coffee for you boss or do you just service the customers? Do you spread the Love of Jesus?

[James Hutchins]

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I thought it was suppose to be unconditional love

It depends.

[Maxine Zinner]

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Hello Andy, and welcome to our forums! I'm sorry to hear no man will take you a wife. Perhaps if you try to pretty yourself up a bit, that would help. Also, I find that if I pray for something, if it is the LORD's will, I need only faith to see it come to fruition!

So tell us, how do you share the Good News at your workplace?

if it is the Lord's will and everyone in the church has been saved why waste time praying. The women should just spread their legs and start birthing more of God's sons

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

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I think this lady already knows the Lord as her Savior...

Let's look at the facts, shall we?

She attends a Pentecostal church. Pentecosts are bound for hell just as surely as Catholics or Methodists.

She is unmarried and not living under her father's roof. Further, she shuns the idea of being married.

She has not made it clear that she tithes at least 10% of her gross income.

She took the Lord's Name in vain, albeit not in English.

She has taken a job that rightfully belongs to a man.

She shouted disrespectfully at Sister Mary.

She has not rebuked you for making perverted sexual advances towards her.

Does this sound like she has found Jesus to you? I would say God brought her to us just in the nick of time!

[Maxine Zinner]

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I love how y'all fixate on one thing but ignore that I specifically asked for y'all NOT TO CALL ME ANDY. I am a female. If you feel the need to use a shortened name you may use Drea.

Also, it's not that no man will take me, it's that am not looking for a man. I have my job, I rent out a place to live, I make it through on less than y'all would give your animals. I don't have time to be bothered with any relationshil.

It doesn't matter what the name is as a woman your main purpose on Earth is to spread her legs to allow your husband (you need to get one) to fertilize you so you can birth more of God's sons

[IreneS]

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By the way, I need to warn you about Val...she is a midget lesbian cyber-stalker...she is only trying to trick you into getting you into her miniscule boudoir for unspeakable acts. Be very wary of her.

Isn't that what she'd want? I heard that all Puerta Rican women were lesbeens. At least that's what we hear in Australia. I had been planning a missionary trip to Puerta Rico to convert them all to the true way of the Lord.

[Basilissa]

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To Attilla's Wife- Andrea is a female name. I'm pretty sure that's a global thing.

That's what I thought, too, until an online friend named "Andrea" turned out to be an ungodly Italian man.

Since then I've been really beware of people named "Andrea."

None of that has ever happened at my church. Arsenic? Vipers? All the other ridiculousness you claim to have seen at a Pentecostal church? I have never seen this stuff at a church. Ever.

Then you are lying about being a member of a Pentecostal church. I remember I once saw a woman who was praying, then she fell to the ground in convulsions. I got scared, I thought she was overtaken by the epilepsy demons! I got a bucket of cold water and thrown that icy water into her face, so she could come to her senses.

Turns out that was a Pentecostal, and apparently, that's considered to be "normal." Later I saw some pictures of a Pentecostal wedding, and the bride and groom both had convulsions and they were lying on the ground, that was so funny to look at! But I probably would get scared if I was watching it in person. You never know if the demons inside decide to attack an innocent bystander.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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I thought it was suppose to be unconditional love

Only people who follow His Word(r) are loved by Jesus. Jesus sends a lot of people to Hell.

Matthew 12:30 "He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad."
Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
Deuteronomy 12:31 "Thou shalt not do so unto the LORD thy God: for every abomination to the LORD, which he hateth, have they done unto their gods; for even their sons and their daughters they have burnt in the fire to their gods."
Hosea 9:15 "All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters."
Matthew 13:41-42 "The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth."
Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things."
Luke 14:26 "If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple."

Have you even read the Bible(KJV1611) all the way through, even once?

YIC

[jonharke]

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hello dear

[Didymus Much]

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hello dear

I knew if I was patient enough, a new contender for "Worst Post of the Year" would show up.

[Nobar King]

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How many have you nominated?

[Didymus Much]

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How many have you nominated?

None, I've been saving my nomination, but yeah, I claim the above.

[John Creeser]

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hello dear

Hi John - please make an introduction post of your own. Tell us how you came to find Jesus!