Praise The Lord!

[Miggins]

Hello fellow Christians, I just wanted to introduce myself having just joined this forum.

I want to thank the Lord that despite Uganda being a land of ungodly inhuman creatures, it has today taken on the word of the Lord and decided to jail for life any faggots that munch the carpet or burgle a turd!

I am looking forward to being able to request a prayer (I probably need a few posts to get the Lords Blessing) That instead of a state funeral, Nelson Mandela is flushed down the toilet just like the excrement that he is!

Praise the Lord!

[Zechariah Smyth]

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tl:dr

You might've missed this part, which the Admins cleverly hid at the top of the page:

Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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Hello fellow Christians, I just wanted to introduce myself having just joined this forum.

I want to thank the Lord that despite Uganda being a land of ungodly inhuman creatures, it has today taken on the word of the Lord and decided to jail for life any faggots that munch the carpet or burgle a turd!

I am looking forward to being able to request a prayer (I probably need a few posts to get the Lords Blessing) That instead of a state funeral, Nelson Mandela is flushed down the toilet just like the excrement that he is!

Praise the Lord!

Hi, Miggins. Welcome.

Let's give Bro Zec's request for a better intro another go, shall we?

I look forward to your contributions.

Thanks,

Pastor Ed

[Miggins]

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I am a God fearing white Christian man, saddened and angered by my home country and its Government, I live far away from my home country these days and work among many heathen foreign devils. Unfortunately, the only church I have here is my home as I refuse to visit pagan temples and other anamist forms of worship.

My favourite bible quote is from King 2:23-24.

23 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.

Amen!

[Miggins]

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I do have a few other equally relevant and personally favourite bible verses -

I know that you are descendants of Abraham; yet you seek to kill me, because my word finds no place in you. I speak of what I have seen with my Father, and you do what you have heard from your father. They answered him, "Abraham is our father." Jesus said to them, "If you were Abraham's children, you would do what Abraham did. ... You are of your father the devil, and your will is to do your father's desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, and has nothing to do with the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks according to his own nature, for he is a liar and the father of lies. But, because I tell the truth, you do not believe me. Which of you convicts me of sin? If I tell the truth, why do you not believe me? He who is of God hears the words of God; the reason why you do not hear them is you are not of God

John 8:37-39/44-47

[Chester Longshire]

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Hello fellow Christians, I just wanted to introduce myself having just joined this forum.

I want to thank the Lord that despite Uganda being a land of ungodly inhuman creatures, it has today taken on the word of the Lord and decided to jail for life any faggots that munch the carpet or burgle a turd!

I am looking forward to being able to request a prayer (I probably need a few posts to get the Lords Blessing) That instead of a state funeral, Nelson Mandela is flushed down the toilet just like the excrement that he is!

Praise the Lord!

Oh sure, a white troll who wants to be black, where have I seen this before???



Why would you want to be black? What is so great about it?

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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I am a God fearing white Christian man, saddened and angered by my home country and its Government, I live far away from my home country these days and work among many heathen foreign devils. Unfortunately, the only church I have here is my home as I refuse to visit pagan temples and other anamist forms of worship.

My favourite bible quote is from King 2:23-24.

23 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.

Amen!

Much better. Excellent choice of verses, but let's be sure and stick with the KJV only as it is the only Bible in existence that retains 100% apostolic accuracy.

How about your wife? How many future Soldiers of God are you raising from your loins?

I share your pain of not having a proper home church as I've been forced to stay along the border towns of Texas at points in my life where only hellbound papist taco-salesmen were all that were to be found for miles. And trust me when I say that those "just crawled under the fence" wetbacks are horrible to live around.

But as was for me, so will also be true for you -- once a Christian has arrived where none are, the church has arrived (see Matthew 18:20)! And that's always good news!

Pastor Ed

[Miggins]

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Oh sure, a white troll who wants to be black, where have I seen this before???

Ha ha! I think you have misunderstood my posting sir! Being black is certainly not one of my wishes in life or the afterlife, in fact I would find it difficult to wish being black upon anyone including my worst enemies! (Except Jews) Being black and Jewish would be the epitome of an object of hatred. (and maybe gay too)

[Chester Longshire]

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Ha ha! I think you have misunderstood my posting sir! Being black is certainly not one of my wishes in life or the afterlife, in fact I would find it difficult to wish being black upon anyone including my worst enemies! (Except Jews) Being black and Jewish would be the epitome of an object of hatred. (and maybe gay too)

Are you a racist or something? True Christians do not like racists, fyi. If you are into that garbage go to stormfront and worship odin. It is not the fault of the black man that he is blighted with uncomely skin.

Jeremiah 13:23

King James Version (KJV)

23 Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil.

[Miggins]

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Much better. Excellent choice of verses, but let's be sure and stick with the KJV only as it is the only Bible in existence that retains 100% apostolic accuracy.

How about your wife? How many future Soldiers of God are you raising from your loins?

I share your pain of not having a proper home church as I've been forced to stay along the border towns of Texas at points in my life where only hellbound papist taco-salesmen were all that were to be found for miles. And trust me when I say that those "just crawled under the fence" wetbacks are horrible to live around.

But as was for me, so will also be true for you -- once a Christian has arrived where none are, the church has arrived (see Matthew 18:20)! And that's always good news!

Pastor Ed

Well, sadly my wife does not really share my faith as strongly as me but my 3 foot soldier boys certainly do. They have seen first hand the way of the savages out here in S.E Asia, and understand the need to be vigilant, not stray into temptation and make sure that the 12 gauge pistol is kept well hidden but well primed with OO Buck! You never know when the Devil will come a calling out here in the boonies!

[Chester Longshire]

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Well, sadly my wife does not really share my faith as strongly as me but my 3 foot soldier boys certainly do. They have seen first hand the way of the savages out here in S.E Asia, and understand the need to be vigilant, not stray into temptation and make sure that the 12 gauge pistol is kept well hidden but well primed with OO Buck! You never know when the Devil will come a calling out here in the boonies!

So first you are from the dark continent and now you live in the jungles with Charley the gook?

I don't understand.

If you are trying to mock True Christians, at least get your story straight.

[Miggins]

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Are you a racist or something? True Christians do not like racists, fyi. If you are into that garbage go to stormfront and worship odin. It is not the fault of the black man that he is blighted with uncomely skin.

Jeremiah 13:23

King James Version (KJV)

23 Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil.

Indeed I am a racist, and thank you for the compliment! Everyone who has any pride in themselves and their heritage SHOULD be a racist! You should take pride in your race, just as the black man takes pride in his race, then white Europeans should have the very same right - and for your information, I already possess a Stormfront account.

I see no shame whatsoever in being proud of my heritage - However, I do not condone violence against anyone unless I am first to be attacked, I defend EVERYONEs right to free speech, regardless of colour as long as they are happy to hear my free speech.

Leviticus 26:7-9 Samuel 15:2-3 Go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not, but slay both men and women, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.

That has nothing to do with love of all men!

[IreneS]

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I am a God fearing white Christian man, saddened and angered by my home country and its Government, I live far away from my home country these days and work among many heathen foreign devils. Unfortunately, the only church I have here is my home as I refuse to visit pagan temples and other anamist forms of worship.

That's terrible! What God-forsaken hell hole in SE Asia is that?

[Miggins]

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So first you are from the dark continent and now you live in the jungles with Charley the gook?

I don't understand.

If you are trying to mock True Christians, at least get your story straight.

Tell me where I ever said I was from the Dark Continent? If you actually read what I said in my first post you would see I simply made a reference to Uganda and my opinions about a terrorist hailed now as some sort of peace loving demi God Nelson Mandela - I never for once inferred that I lived in that God forsaken land!

You need to be careful when you read and interpret things my friend and not to try to put words into other people mouths! I live in South East Asia and China, and have done for the past 15 years.

[Miggins]

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That's terrible! What God-forsaken hell hole in SE Asia is that?

I know it sounds bad, it probably isn't as bad as my original home - UK. That has become a disgusting cesspit of left wing communist liberal politically correct fools that have destroyed a once fine country.

This part of SE Asia is up near Laos, China and the North of Thailand it has its good points, but most of the religion here despite the countries being "Bhuddist" are actually into animism and and almost a type of black magic.