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  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453
    #46
    Re: My Introduction

    Originally posted by val161A View Post
    Would you believe I dont want to overcome my dwarfness, because God has blessed me truly.
    What I would like to do is to stop you lying about editing my posts. I have copies here of my original posts, and you have changed them to read that I love and lust after Midge Murphy! how can I do that when I dont know the poor woman. All I know is that she has the same condition as me that causes her short stature. She maintains she has been cured, but I am sorry I dont believe that. You changed my wording in that respect when I original post to make me out to be a pervert. If you read other peoples posts you will they say similar has happened to them. We cant all be wrong dear man. Happy Christmas. Now go on change this one, bet you do, you dont like yourselves looking bad, but happy for other people to look bad.
    I had no idea your were a midget. Do you have the pudgy legs and flat head like Midge used to have? Are you a good tumbler? Do you do weddings?
    If you really are a midget, it would explain the bad attitude you have.


    FYI, I am really not interested in hearing about your carnal desires for Midge. From what I know, she is rather put off by it too.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Wide-Open
        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 18449
        #47
        Re: My Introduction

        Originally posted by val161A View Post
        he is able to to keep me until he comes for me one day.
        You make Jesus sound like some refrigerator.

        Do you think there's a dog flap in the Pearly Gates?
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23775
            #48
            Re: My Introduction

            Originally posted by val161A View Post
            Jesus entered my life many many years ago....
            I'm curious, when you pray, do you pray to a midget Jesus?
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • val161A
                Unsaved trash, hideous joo slut
                • Nov 2013
                • 79
                #49
                Re: My Introduction

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                I'm curious, when you pray, do you pray to a midget Jesus?
                How hypocritcal can you get? There is only one Jesus and its Him that I pray to and he answers and keeps me and watches over me, and if you ask Him he can watch over you too.
                1 Corinthians 11:3
                But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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                  • Mary Etheldreda
                    Gushing for Jesus
                     
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 23775
                    #50
                    Re: My Introduction

                    Originally posted by val161A View Post
                    How hypocritcal can you get? There is only one Jesus and its Him that I pray to and he answers and keeps me and watches over me, and if you ask Him he can watch over you too.
                    That didn't answer my question.
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • val161A
                        Unsaved trash, hideous joo slut
                        • Nov 2013
                        • 79
                        #51
                        Re: My Introduction

                        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                        That didn't answer my question.
                        Yes it did. I only know what Jesus looks like by pictures I have seen. No one living has seen the real Jesus. So who knows he could be a small person. I believe Zaccheus was. I pray to God's son Jesus who died for me on a cross over 2,000 years ago. I asked him into my heart and life when I was 14, and He came, and He can come into your life too. He will take all this hate and lying away, and show you the way, so that you know longer mess with peoples posts, you no longer try and put people off loving the Lord.
                        1 Corinthians 11:3
                        But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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                          • Mary Etheldreda
                            Gushing for Jesus
                             
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 23775
                            #52
                            Re: My Introduction

                            Originally posted by val161A View Post
                            Yes it did.
                            No it didn't. You said, "There is only one Jesus and its Him that I pray to...." But clearly it's not the Real Jesus because the Real Jesus keeps His Word (2 Samuel 7:28; Matthew 21:22 ; James 5:14-16 ). So I wonder, in your fantasies, when you pray to the character you pretend is the Son of God, the one you think loves you so much but can't be inconvenienced to listen to you in any seriousness, is he a midget, too?
                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2013
                                • 1284
                                #53
                                Re: My Introduction

                                It's sad how people fantasize about Jesus looking like them, when we clearly know Jesus is a 6 ft.+ tall white man with fair complexion.

                                He's not a midget, nigra, dune darkie, slope, or any other such abomination.
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                                I Kings 7:23

                                And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                                New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                                Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                                Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                                Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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                                  • val161A
                                    Unsaved trash, hideous joo slut
                                    • Nov 2013
                                    • 79
                                    #54
                                    Re: My Introduction

                                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                    No it didn't. You said, "There is only one Jesus and its Him that I pray to...." But clearly it's not the Real Jesus because the Real Jesus keeps His Word (2 Samuel 7:28; Matthew 21:22 ; James 5:14-16 ). So I wonder, in your fantasies, when you pray to the character you pretend is the Son of God, the one you think loves you so much but can't be inconvenienced to listen to you in any seriousness, is he a midget, too?
                                    There are no fantasies Mary my God is real. Whether he was a small person whilst here on earth, no one knows that, the same as some people say he was black. Who knows. I know that he lived on earth died on a cross to save my sins and yours, and you can invite Him into your heart and life. I dont understand what you mean about Him not being the real Jesus, He is real to me and that is all that matters in my mind, the same as He is real to my lovely christian friends. If your attempting to wind me up Mary, I am sorry to say you are not succeeding at all.
                                    1 Corinthians 11:3
                                    But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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                                      • Mary Etheldreda
                                        Gushing for Jesus
                                         
                                        • Sep 2011
                                        • 23775
                                        #55
                                        Re: My Introduction

                                        Originally posted by val161A View Post
                                        There are no fantasies Mary my God is real.
                                        Nonsense. Your god is impotent, and therefore naught but a figment of your imagination. So that's why I wonder, is your imaginary Jesus a midget like you?

                                        If I were to make up a god-figure, and I was a midget too, I'd make up a midget god. You don't have to be ashamed to admit it.
                                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                          • val161A
                                            Unsaved trash, hideous joo slut
                                            • Nov 2013
                                            • 79
                                            #56
                                            Re: My Introduction

                                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                            Nonsense. Your god is impotent, and therefore naught but a figment of your imagination.
                                            What are your reasons for saying that Mary? how do you know whether Jesus is real to me, no more than I dont know if He is really real to you.
                                            1 Corinthians 11:3
                                            But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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                                              • Mary Etheldreda
                                                Gushing for Jesus
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2011
                                                • 23775
                                                #57
                                                Re: My Introduction

                                                Originally posted by val161A View Post
                                                What are your reasons for saying that Mary? how do you know whether Jesus is real to me, no more than I dont know if He is really real to you.
                                                Your believing something doesn't make it real. The proof is in the pudding, as they say. The Jesus you fantasize about wrote the Holy Bible but apparently doesn't know what's in it. How convenient that he knows just what you know.
                                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                                  • Dr Laurence Niles
                                                    Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                                                     
                                                    • Jan 2012
                                                    • 9063
                                                    #58
                                                    Re: My Introduction

                                                    Originally posted by val161A View Post
                                                    There are no fantasies Mary my God is real. Whether he was a small person whilst here on earth, no one knows that, the same as some people say he was black. Who knows. I know that he lived on earth died on a cross to save my sins and yours, and you can invite Him into your heart and life. I dont understand what you mean about Him not being the real Jesus, He is real to me and that is all that matters in my mind, the same as He is real to my lovely christian friends. If your attempting to wind me up Mary, I am sorry to say you are not succeeding at all.
                                                    No, non, no, no!

                                                    Your god is one you made up in your head. What does the Bible say?

                                                    Have you even read it?

                                                    Leviticus 20:16 And the Lord spake unto Moses, saying, 17 Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, 19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, 20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; 21 No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the Lord made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.

                                                    What holy book does your god come from because it sure isn't the Bible.

                                                    YIC
                                                    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                                    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                                                      • val161A
                                                        Unsaved trash, hideous joo slut
                                                        • Nov 2013
                                                        • 79
                                                        #59
                                                        Re: My Introduction

                                                        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                                        Your believing something doesn't make it real. The proof is in the pudding, as they say. The Jesus you fantasize about wrote the Holy Bible but apparently doesn't know what's in it. How convenient that he knows just what you know.
                                                        I am not sure to what you are referring? If your going back to verse in Levicticus again, which your people keep harping on about, that was before Jesus died for ALL
                                                        1 Corinthians 11:3
                                                        But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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                                                          • Dr Laurence Niles
                                                            Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                                                             
                                                            • Jan 2012
                                                            • 9063
                                                            #60
                                                            Re: My Introduction

                                                            Originally posted by val161A View Post
                                                            I am not sure to what you are referring? If your going back to verse in Levicticus again, which your people keep harping on about, that was before Jesus died for ALL
                                                            Matt 5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.

                                                            God does not change.

                                                            Why do you believe in a fictitious deity figure? It's certainly not real.

                                                            YIC
                                                            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                                            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                                            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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