[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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Take care, Sister Naomi Ruth. I fear that this man may be grooming you.

How thoughtful of you, my dear Sister in Christ. I shall have my father review the posts and see what he thinks, too. I so appreciate your kindness and caring for me. May Our Lord richly bless you and Attila as you serve Him in spirit and truth. NRL

[Attila's Wife]

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Take care, Sister Naomi Ruth. I fear that this man may be "grooming" you.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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Brother Chester: I want to clarify something, please. I am not barren (as far as I can tell, for I have not yet known a man); I am simply an unmarried maid, far past the time when I should have begun my womanly duty of producing soldiers in the battle against sin. It is for that reason that I have surmised the Lord's true purpose for me is to be a childless old maid, cook, cleaner, and provider of pies in His name. A lonely life, perhaps, but one that is so full of service to Christ that it fills me with joy beyond measure. You see, I would do anything - anything - to serve my LORD. I am His servant, His handmaiden, His Girl Friday, His seamstress, His slave. GLORY! What more could a woman want? When Jesus comes, I want Him to be completely satisfied with my service.

[Chester Longshire]

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I am so pleased God brought you here today...I trust you will be invaluable in helping our cause of pulling the vast ignorance of science out into the light where young minds on the fence can see it for what it truly is.

God bless you, good doctor.

I have absolutely zero issues with science; just as long as it is science that is wholly based on the Holy Bible (KJV).

Once science has been wholly reconciled with the Ever-Living Word of God, we will be able to overcome false ideas such as evolution, dinasaurs, and stem cell research.

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

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I am so pleased God brought you here today...I trust you will be invaluable in helping our cause of pulling the vast ignorance of science out into the light where young minds on the fence can see it for what it truly is.

[Chester Longshire]

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Mr. O'Reilly makes a very good point in saying it takes more faith to believe the universe and all the obviously intelligently designed order just happened by chance. He repeatedly asks, "How did it get there?" And no atheist has a satisfactory answer, or ever will. Their overwhelming silence is quite telling.

How someone can look at all the wonders of the universe God created for us and try to invoke statistical arguments or devise the "anthropic principle" to explain away God just speaks so saliently of the great effort it takes to deny God.

They advocate something from nothing with no causal effect, men from monkeys, discrete and non-Euclidean spacetime, invent a whole zoo of particles in an effort to make the standard model feasible, when all they have to do is read The Bible to find the answers. A huge amount of time and money is squandered daily trying to write God out of existence.

It saddens me to my core to think of all this hogwash being driven into eager young minds seeking the truth, turning them away from God's Truth so clearly and graciously given in God's Word.

Amen, brother.

That being said we have to look at history as a guide: 2500 years ago Greek homers were sitting around diddling one another and coming up with nonsense theories about "atoms" and what not, then when The Lord lit up Europe like a beacon of light, we didn't have to hear about this pagan/atheist/science crap for over a thousand years.

Atheists seem to be "made right" when times are good, and although we are truly in a dark age now with an atheist mooslem president, I pray that soon we will have a good Christian president again who will put God back in the driver's seat yet again.

Bill O'Reilly reminds me of the Apostle Paul showing up the Greek gay boys in the market place:


Acts 17:15-34King James Version (KJV)

15 And they that conducted Paul brought him unto Athens: and receiving a commandment unto Silas and Timotheus for to come to him with all speed, they departed.
16 Now while Paul waited for them at Athens, his spirit was stirred in him, when he saw the city wholly given to idolatry.
17 Therefore disputed he in the synagogue with the Jews, and with the devout persons, and in the market daily with them that met with him.
18 Then certain philosophers of the Epicureans, and of the Stoicks, encountered him. And some said, What will this babbler say? other some, He seemeth to be a setter forth of strange gods: because he preached unto them Jesus, and the resurrection.
19 And they took him, and brought him unto Areopagus, saying, May we know what this new doctrine, whereof thou speakest, is?
20 For thou bringest certain strange things to our ears: we would know therefore what these things mean.
21 (For all the Athenians and strangers which were there spent their time in nothing else, but either to tell, or to hear some new thing.)
22 Then Paul stood in the midst of Mars' hill, and said, Ye men of Athens, I perceive that in all things ye are too superstitious.

[Didymus Much]

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Is it true what they say, that Duluth is stranger than fiction?

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

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I am happy to know that True Christian Scientists understand the firm scientific and biblical underpinnings of the absolute and true nature of Hell.

Sometimes for laughs I watch the false-scientists belly-ache about their dinasaurs and "big bang" (freudian slip anyone?) and other nonsense, and I know that the only thing that can truly be proven is that these people will be going to a lake of aeternal damnation.

For a Fair and Balanced view of science I enjoy watching this video, which seems to make atheist trolls squirm: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyHzhtARf8M

Mr. O'Reilly makes a very good point in saying it takes more faith to believe the universe and all the obviously intelligently designed order just happened by chance. He repeatedly asks, "How did it get there?" And no atheist has a satisfactory answer, or ever will. Their overwhelming silence is quite telling.

How someone can look at all the wonders of the universe God created for us and try to invoke statistical arguments or devise the "anthropic principle" to explain away God just speaks so saliently of the great effort it takes to deny God.

They advocate something from nothing with no causal effect, men from monkeys, discrete and non-Euclidean spacetime, invent a whole zoo of particles in an effort to make the standard model feasible, when all they have to do is read The Bible to find the answers. A huge amount of time and money is squandered daily trying to write God out of existence.

It saddens me to my core to think of all this hogwash being driven into eager young minds seeking the truth, turning them away from God's Truth so clearly and graciously given in God's Word.

[Chester Longshire]

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Amen! I too look forward with eager anticipation to watching all those who foolishly denied God get what they so richly deserve. Their eternal screams of agony and the gnashing of their teeth will be music to my ears.

I am happy to know that True Christian Scientists understand the firm scientific and biblical underpinnings of the absolute and true nature of Hell.

Sometimes for laughs I watch the false-scientists belly-ache about their dinasaurs and "big bang" (freudian slip anyone?) and other nonsense, and I know that the only thing that can truly be proven is that these people will be going to a lake of aeternal damnation.

For a Fair and Balanced view of science I enjoy watching this video, which seems to make atheist trolls squirm: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyHzhtARf8M

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

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...
Regarding scum-sucking atheist trolls who would mock the Lord, we both know who will be mocked in the end. I look forward to the day when I can see all atheists, mary-worshippers, moooslums, joos, and boodists all roasting in a lake of fire.


Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap. - Galatians 6:7

Amen! I too look forward with eager anticipation to watching all those who foolishly denied God get what they so richly deserve. Their eternal screams of agony and the gnashing of their teeth will be music to my ears.

[Chester Longshire]

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Please do not be offended by any questions you may be asked by the True Christians™ here. Our questions are carefully constructed to ferret out the mockers and trolls that come here to try to have fun at our expense and defecate on our sacred beliefs.

Just answer such questions honestly and politely.

I kindly thank you for your edification, Dr. Snyde.

My remark was not directed towards True Christians but the joos who are of the Synagogue of Satan.

Regarding scum-sucking atheist trolls who would mock the Lord, we both know who will be mocked in the end. I look forward to the day when I can see all atheists, mary-worshippers, moooslums, joos, and boodists all roasting in a lake of fire.


Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap. - Galatians 6:7

[Chester Longshire]

Re: Merry CHRISTmas! (looking for new wife)

Welcome, Mr. Longshire: I am pleased that you've joined us. You're just in time to sample my Christmas pie! Once I read your post, I went in my prayer closet to ask Jesus to send you a helpmeet. God does not want you to be alone (Genesis 2:18) so I feel confident that a young, fertile, and comely woman will find her way into your life, provided that you love the Lord and place your faith in Him. 1 Corinthians 6:13 Unfortunately, I shall never find a man, but if you are in need of a housekeeper or cook, you may speak to my father. Both my parents are likely ashamed to have an old maid for a daughter. Although they have never expressed this, in my heart I know I am a burden to them. Forgive me for taking so much of your time, Sir. God bless you richly! NRL

I will pray for your infertility, dear Naomi. But I would not give up finding a husband just yet:
Was not Sarai a barren, worthless wench before THE LORD blessed her with a quiverful of Israelite Soldiers of God?

http://biblehub.com/genesis/11-30.htm

20 And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+17%3A20&version=KJV

With God all things are possible.

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

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I would never work for a joo. I build log cabins for Christians and wild Indians (when they convert from worshiping Satan). I joo I would never service.

Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. John 8:44

Please do not be offended by any questions you may be asked by the True Christians(tm) here. Our questions are carefully constructed to ferret out the mockers and trolls that come here to try to have fun at our expense and defecate on our sacred beliefs.

Just answer such questions honestly and politely.

[Chester Longshire]

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Welcome Chester, didn't you work for that joo, Jack Benny?

I would never work for a joo. I build log cabins for Christians and wild Indians (when they convert from worshiping Satan). I joo I would never service.

Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. John 8:44

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

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Thank you Dr. Snyde. It is good to know that there are good Christian scientists out there. So many scientists, it seems to me, use "science" as an excuse to practice buggery and worship the false, obese demon "booda."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddhism_and_science

Yes, science is only useful when it has the eternal Truth of The Word of God at its foundation. Removing that solid and necessary foundation reduces all of science to an organized system of ignorance.

Secular science has been used through the ages to sodomize the young minds of the ignorant, assuring only a ready-made path to Satan's barbed and prehensile tallywhacker.