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  • Don the Baptist
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2008
    • 480

    #16
    Re: Hello all

    Originally posted by Roberta View Post
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    M2F-where boys will be girls. It's an australien site, of course.
    Thank you sister Roberta, I am challenged my many of these durnburned homerisms. These kids these days what with their marijuana sniffing and wearing their dungarees way down low...

    Tara, young lady, you are headed for trouble, you mark my words. Turn with me in your KJV bible to Romans 1.26-27:

    For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

    Tara, read that carefully young lady, stern warnings of grave danger for you and your rug-munching and/or pecker puffing friends. Hellfire and brimstone, that's what it is.

    Let me pray with you...
    Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #17
      Re: Hello all

      Originally posted by Tara Jo View Post
      Hello. I'm Tara. I'm a 30 year old agnostic atheist who is also a M2F transsexual.
      You could've just mentioned the transsexual part and we could've guessed you hated Jesus from that.
      Originally posted by Tara Jo View Post
      Actually, I'm pre-op, so I haven't had SRS.... yet.
      So there's still time for you to repent and stay normal? Good news. I'm guessing that's why you've come here?
      Originally posted by Tara Jo View Post
      Actually, my plan was organ donation. I know of a few F2M transsexuals who would probably love to put them to use when I'm done with them.
      Have you encountered Lumpy yet? It's an M2F creature that would love to cook them.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Tallywacker Hater
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jun 2008
        • 210

        #18
        Re: Hello all

        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
        You could've just mentioned the transsexual part and we could've guessed you hated Jesus from that.
        I don't hate Jesus. But I don't love Jesus, either. I "nothing" Jesus. My feelings towards Jesus are about the same as what they would be for the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.

        So there's still time for you to repent and stay normal? Good news. I'm guessing that's why you've come here?
        Well, I guess that kinda depends on your definition of normal. You take estrogen long enough and your body will make irreversible changes. What's more, I was <b><i>never</b></i> a normal guy. Never understood other guys the way I could easily relate with girls.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #19
          Re: Hello all

          Originally posted by Tara Jo View Post
          I don't hate Jesus. But I don't love Jesus, either. I "nothing" Jesus. My feelings towards Jesus are about the same as what they would be for the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
          Once again, I want to ask you why you are here. If you hate Jesus by ignoring Him and His temporary death on the cross, then why do you feel the need to soil our Christian forum with your repulsive presence? Unless you are ready to repent of your perversions, there is nothing for you here. God hates perverts like you, and we are commanded to hate you as well. Glory!!

          Psalm 139:19 Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
          20 For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
          21 Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
          22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Tallywacker Hater
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jun 2008
            • 210

            #20
            Re: Hello all

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Once again, I want to ask you why you are here. If you hate Jesus by ignoring Him and His temporary death on the cross, then why do you feel the need to soil our Christian forum with your repulsive presence? Unless you are ready to repent of your perversions, there is nothing for you here. God hates perverts like you, and we are commanded to hate you as well. Glory!!
            Someone from a different forum refered me to you.

            Actually, the person who refered me here is an actual homosexual. Me? I'm not sure exactly what my orientation is right now. Still, being transsexual does not absolutly make me gay, does it?

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            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2006
              • 12414

              #21
              Re: Hello all

              Originally posted by Don the Baptist View Post
              Tara, young lady, you are headed for trouble, you mark my words.
              Tara, read that carefully young lady, stern warnings of grave danger for you and your rug-munching and/or pecker puffing friends.
              Pssst! Brother Don... This so-called "lady" is a... sodomite man!
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              • JawOfAnAss
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • May 2008
                • 313

                #22
                Re: Hello all

                Originally posted by Tara Jo View Post
                Lol! I'll have to remember that one!
                You won't be laughing when you're burning in Hell

                Luke 16:24
                And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame.
                Judges 15:16
                And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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                • Bob4God
                  Moderator
                  Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                  Hands folded for Jesus
                   
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 5274

                  #23
                  Re: Hello all

                  Originally posted by Tara Jo View Post
                  Lol! I'll have to remember that one!

                  Actually, my plan was organ donation. I know of a few F2M transsexuals who would probably love to put them to use when I'm done with them.
                  Naturally, you wouldn't consider a more generous cause such as donating them to a fellow man who actually needed them to replace parts he may have lost due to disease or accident.
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                  • Tallywacker Hater
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jun 2008
                    • 210

                    #24
                    Re: Hello all

                    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                    Pssst! Brother Don... This so-called "lady" is a... sodomite man!
                    Actually, I prefer to think of myself as a lady who happened to be born with the wrong reproductive organs.

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                    • Unfalsifiable
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 836

                      #25
                      Re: Hello all

                      Originally posted by Tara Jo View Post
                      Actually, I prefer to think of myself as a lady who happened to be born with the wrong reproductive organs.
                      What is the purpose of you being here? You "nothing" Jesus, therefore want to go to hell, what business do you have with True Christian men and women?
                      READ THE BIBLE

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                      • Tallywacker Hater
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jun 2008
                        • 210

                        #26
                        Re: Hello all

                        Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
                        What is the purpose of you being here? You "nothing" Jesus, therefore want to go to hell, what business do you have with True Christian men and women?

                        I'm here to corrupt and seduce your men!

                        (actually, a friend of mine refered me here; he's a big homer and he suggested that you could have a little fun having a conversation with me.)

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                        • Glendora Christianson
                          Spiritual Mother of LBC
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 2329

                          #27
                          Re: Hello all

                          Originally posted by Tara Mo View Post
                          I'm here to corrupt and seduce your men!

                          (actually, a friend of mine refered me here; he's a big homer and he suggested that you could have a little fun having a conversation with me.)
                          I have always suspected that folks with tranny problems just want to try and steal my husband! But there's more to just having your plumbing fixed. Jesus hates sex, just for the fun of it, so if you can't make soldiers for Christ, you had better keep that valley of the Devil to yourself.
                          Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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                          • Brother Enoch
                            The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2008
                            • 4392

                            #28
                            Re: Hello all

                            Originally posted by Tara Mo View Post
                            Actually, I prefer to think of myself as a lady who happened to be born with the wrong reproductive organs.
                            Post a pic, let's if you're pulling off 'the look'.

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                            • Walter Brimstone
                              On Permanent Assignment in Borneo
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Jul 2008
                              • 188

                              #29
                              Re: Hello all

                              Please No! I just ate!!

                              JM

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                              • Brother Enoch
                                The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2008
                                • 4392

                                #30
                                Re: Hello all

                                Originally posted by Just Me View Post
                                Please No! I just ate!!

                                JM
                                My apologies, I have a strong stomach. I saw a few Jerry Springer episodes years back. The remote was broken.

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