Yet another improper retard introduction

[The Truth Police]

This site has provided me with great entertainment! I am looking forward to joining and commenting!!!!

[Zechariah Smyth]

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This site has provided me with great entertainment! I am looking forward to joining and commenting!!!!

Look in the box right above your post:

Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

Start your "commenting" with that in mind, please.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[The Truth Police]

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OK. I don't attend churches, not because I am a 'unbeliever', but because the churches around me are looking for customers. The pastors are too lazy to go out and work for a living like everybody else. They want a lifestyle built and paid for by 'followers' or 'sheeple'.

I was saved at the age of 19 watching Charles Stanley.

My favorite bible verse?

From the Book of Thomas: *** removed gay erotica ***

Take heed Republican and Democrats!!

[Zechariah Smyth]

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The Book of Thomas? What kind of retard Dollar Tree Bible do you have?

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

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OK. I don't attend churches, not because I am a 'unbeliever', but because the churches around me are looking for customers. The pastors are too lazy to go out and work for a living like everybody else. They want a lifestyle built and paid for by 'followers' or 'sheeple'.

I was saved at the age of 19 watching Charles Stanley.

My favorite bible verse?

From the Book of Thomas: *** removed gay erotica ***Take heed Republican and Democrats!!

So, you're a drunken homertard? Why do you hate your Creator so much? Is your life that miserable?

[The Truth Police]

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So, you're a drunken homertard? Why do you hate your Creator so much? Is your life that miserable?

What are you 10yo? Drunken homertard? And where do you come off saying I hate God? Where did I state that?

My life is great. You are the one whom seems to be miserable.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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What are you 10yo? Drunken homertard? And where do you come off saying I hate God? Where did I state that?

My life is great. You are the one whom seems to be miserable.

If you can't make your points without being an insolent jackass, you will be asked to leave.

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

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What are you 10yo? Drunken homertard? And where do you come off saying I hate God? Where did I state that?

My life is great. You are the one whom seems to be miserable.

You have been identified as a drunkard, as indicated by the "Drunk" icon by your name.

You posted gay erotica, which thankfully our ever-vigilant Elders removed, thus I am naturally led to assume you are a homersexual.

You had to be taken by the hand and instructed on how to post a proper introduction. Thus, I must assume your are at least mildly retarded.

Your disagreeable posts demonstrate a pure hatred for God.

Putting it all together, I logically conclude that you are a drunken homertard hater of God. This must be a miserable existence.

Do you see how we gain understanding by reading?

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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OK. I don't attend churches, not because I am a 'unbeliever', but because the churches around me are looking for customers. The pastors are too lazy to go out and work for a living like everybody else. They want a lifestyle built and paid for by 'followers' or 'sheeple'.

Hello, Sweetie,

Although I understand your comments, the people of Landover will find it difficult to envision a pastor that is too lazy to work for a living. On the other hand, if the LORD blesses a man of God by giving him servants, a heated driveway, and a few hundred thousand square feet of living space, who are we to question the providence of GOD?

Have you walked in the moccasins of those you mention? The work of a pastor is filled with phone calls for service, caring for the dying, anointing the sick, allowing the Holy Spirit to dictate sermons at all hours, and several other duties. My pastor barely has time for a glass of milk and a muffin before he goes out each day to tend his flock.

Our Lord tells us not to forsake fellowship with one another (Hebrews 10:25) so that we can pray together and edify our brethren as we worship. This intercourse is vital to our spiritual growth. I take it that it has been a while since you have enjoyed intercourse with fellow believers.

So, dear: take off the judge's robe and instead put on the armor of God (Isaiah 59:17). We speak to you in love and concern for your soul.

In JESUS' Name,
NRL