Hello.

[Eric Newry]

I attend a non-denominational church, called simply the Hope Avenue Church, here in Melbourne, Australia.


As I walked home from seeing 'The Human Centipede 2' on a Saturday night in 2011 Jesus appeared to me in a vision, pleading with me to turn away from the sort of filth I had just experienced and become clean like him.


I love John 14:2.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello.

I attend a non-denominational church, called simply the Hope Avenue Church...

How can you stand the vapidity?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello.

Hi.

Are you a family man? How do you best enjoy serving Christ?

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Hello.

Welcome to you then, Eric. We are glad to hear from you.

Tell us about your adventures with Jesus.

We admire you for your Christian stance, though you seem off track, living among dangerous and unsaved foreigners, as you do. We have heard many awful stories about the beer drinking and the interaction with sheep that goes on in your part of the world.

I should let you know that "non-denominational" means no particular belief at all. That will never do.

If you wish to continue your walk with Jesus and the Lord God, His father, you will have to avail yourself of His True Word, which can only be reliably found in the King James Bible of 1611. Seek out a congregation which adhears to God's Laws and follows the directions in His Book. Such congregations are most often of the Baptist faith, which is God's only true organized body on Earth. We here are Baptists and we want to be able to welcome you to God's busom.

It's that or Hell, Eric. Don't go there; its too hot.

God Bless!

[Eric Newry]

Re: Hello.

Thanks for the welcome.


I was talking with a friend about your recommendations, and he told me that King James was a homosexual. Is this true?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello.

Thanks for the welcome.


I was talking with a friend about your recommendations, and he told me that King James was a homosexual. Is this true?

Why do you hang out with people who spread lies?

[Eric Newry]

Re: Hello.

Mister Smyth,
Do you have any hints on how to deal with the Agnostics and Atheists in my life?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello.

Mister Smyth,
Do you have any hints on how to deal with the Agnostics and Atheists in my life?

Yes: read the verse in your sig line.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello.

...he told me that King James was a homosexual. Is this true?

There are things written in letters and stuff which seem queer when viewed through the fashion of the 21st century, but much of it could just be unfortunate language choices. Having a "Gentleman of the Inner Chamber" could be perfectly innocent.

Plus, he would have clearly known what the Bible that he was paying to produce was going to say about homosexuality. Are you saying that the guy responsible for the most influential book in the history of the world was both a hypocrite and stupid?

[see_the_light]

Re: Hello.

Thanks for the welcome.


I was talking with a friend about your recommendations, and he told me that King James was a homosexual. Is this true?

Was that before or after he told you that "you should totally do it"?

You know that, here, we mainly quote from the work that GOD set upon him. Yes, through him GOD set the KJV 1611 pure, without error, complete.

But for a change I will quote the man, just the humble king that he was.

I can make a lord, but only God can make a gentleman.

And you sir, you, you are no gentleman.

You come into our forum and pretend to ask innocently if GOD had given the task of setting flawlessly HIS WORD to an abomination.

PRAY TO JESUS!

[John C. Coleman]

Re: Hello.

I attend a non-denominational church, called simply the Hope Avenue Church, here in Melbourne, Australia.


As I walked home from seeing 'The Human Centipede 2' on a Saturday night in 2011 Jesus appeared to me in a vision, pleading with me to turn away from the sort of filth I had just experienced and become clean like him.


I love John 14:2.

Welcome to the Godliest forums on the internet! please tell us about your walk with Jesus!

[see_the_light]

Re: Hello.

Welcome to the Godliest forums on the internet! please tell us about your walk with Jesus!

Was that the blasphemous name of his gayeez "friend" that told him King James had the gayeez?

MAY GOD HAVE MERCY!

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: Hello.

I attend a non-denominational church, called simply the Hope Avenue Church, here in Melbourne, Australia.


As I walked home from seeing 'The Human Centipede 2' on a Saturday night in 2011 Jesus appeared to me in a vision, pleading with me to turn away from the sort of filth I had just experienced and become clean like him.


I love John 14:2.

In what ways have you followed Jesus since your vision? Do you actively witness, tithe, rebuke sinners publicly? Let us know just how Jesus has changed your life.